Stop Arguing, Fairies and Demon Girls All Belong to Me!

An accident forces the mortal Zhang Shaozhong to sign a soul contract with his nemeses: the aloof and proud fairy Ling Qingxue and the enchanting and seductive demoness Ye Meier.

With their l...

Chapter Twenty-Nine: Getting a ride here is harder than the journey to the West!

While making a turn, he was so engrossed in watching that he almost slipped off the steering wheel, the car lurched violently, and the people in the back almost got thrown out!

"Damn it! Uncle, watch where you're going!"

Zhang Shaozhong was so frightened that he clung tightly to the railing.

Ling Qingxue was jolted and slammed against the car floor, gasping in pain. Her suppressed anger surged up again, and she looked coldly at the driver's seat, her murderous intent almost solidifying into a tangible form!

Night Enchantress was still in shock and angrily started cursing:

"Can't you drive?! Are your eyes in your ass?! If you want to die, don't drag me down with you!"

The driver, instead of stopping after being scolded, became even more agitated. He not only didn't restrain himself but also deliberately honked the horn a few times, whistled, and sped up and down, clearly trying to taunt them.

"Hey little beauties, is it windy? Would you like to come sit in the front? It's warm in my lap!"

He even started making suggestive remarks.

Ling Qingxue was so angry that she trembled all over, her knuckles turning white from clenching her fists.

Ye Meier's eyes were filled with a murderous glint, and she wished she could jump out of the car immediately and twist the head off this lecherous driver!

Seeing that the situation was about to spiral out of control, and that these two powerful figures were clearly about to lose control of their immense power, Zhang Shaozhong quickly came up with a brilliant idea.

Suddenly pull out your phone and pretend to make a loud phone call:

"Hey! Director Wang! Yes! It's me! We're almost down the mountain! Hmm, we met a kind driver!"

I've noted down the license plate number! XXXXX! Yes, yes! Could you please tell Chief Li of the police station at the intersection down the mountain that we'll go there to make a statement as soon as we arrive?

This missing person case was all thanks to the help of the public! We really need to thank this driver!

He deliberately emphasized the words "police station," "taking a statement," and "missing person case," speaking loud enough for the driver in front to hear him.

Sure enough, the driver glanced at Zhang Shaozhong through the rearview mirror. When he heard the words "police station" and "statement," his expression changed slightly, his rambling stopped, and his speed noticeably slowed down. He was clearly a little scared.

Ling Qingxue and Ye Meier looked at Zhang Shaozhong with some surprise, seemingly not understanding why he suddenly said these things.

Zhang Shaozhong quickly winked at them and mouthed the words:

"It's just to scare him! It's fake!"

The two big shots suddenly realized what was going on. Ling Qingxue glanced at Zhang Shaozhong with a complicated expression, but didn't say anything. However, the murderous aura around her subsided considerably.

Ye Meier chuckled and gave Zhang Shaozhong a look that said, "You've got some quick wit, kid."

For the rest of the journey, the driver indeed behaved much better. Although he would still occasionally steal glances, he dared not do or say anything out of line.

The pickup truck, bumping along, carried a group of people with different thoughts and feelings, heading down the mountain.

Looking at the rapidly receding mountain scenery on both sides, and feeling the weight of this hard-won and nerve-wracking mode of transportation, Zhang Shaozhong let out a long, long sigh of relief.

Getting a ride here is harder than going on a journey to the West!

Not only do you have to guard against the driver's malicious intent, but you also have to keep an eye on these two ancestors next to you who might go berserk at any moment if they are offended!

I'm so tired.

I feel like I'll never love again.