Three-and-a-half-year-old Chao Chao runs away from home because she is afraid of getting beaten up. She accidentally bonds with a system meant to redeem villains. Her task is to persuade villains t...
This incident caused quite a stir, and even the aristocratic private junior high school where Xie Jingcheng was studying was the subject of much gossip.
"Aren't you worried that he might hurt Chaochao?"
Xie Jingcheng said coldly.
Jiang Chi raised his lips, but the smile didn't reach his eyes, appearing cold and sarcastic: "I don't think it's his fault."
...
Inside the room.
Pei Yushen pointed to the card and asked, "There were originally eight candies. After eating three, how many are left?"
The little dumpling asked in confusion, "Why can't we eat it all? If we eat it all, there won't be any left."
Then there's no need to count anymore, isn't it just right?
Pei Yushen: "..."
Chaochao rested half her face on the table, her soft baby fat puffed up, and she blinked as she started to make conversation: "Brother Yushen, what was your favorite class in school? Brother Jingcheng liked basketball class, Brother Yuci liked... I think I liked them all... What about you, Brother Yushen?"
The little dumpling urged the boy on with a fixed gaze.
She's already told you about her two older brothers, so you should tell her too.
Pei Yu pursed his lips, and after a moment uttered two words.
"physics."
Master of Misunderstandings, Chaochao: "Inside the house? What's this?"
Pei Yushen: "...It is the study of the general laws of matter."
Chaochao... I can't understand at all.
She leaned on the table and yawned: "...So, what did you learn, Brother Yu Shen...?"
Pei Yushen gave two or three examples.
Chaochao understood less and less, all that "handsome guy mechanics" and "string theory" stuff... She just felt her eyelids getting heavier and heavier.
Pei Yushen gave a brief introduction, but felt it was too advanced for a three-year-old. He pulled a card from behind Chaochao's head and said, "Mathematics and physics are interconnected. You can start by learning from the simplest Pythagorean theorem..."
What dog theorem?
With her eyelids drooping, Chaochao thought groggily.
Why can't it be the Rabbit Theorem?
You could call it the Chaochao Theorem...
After receiving no response for a long time, Pei Yushen finally realized something was wrong and looked down.
Chaochao had already fallen asleep on the draft paper, with a suspicious, glistening drop of liquid still hanging from the corner of her mouth.
Pei Yushen: "..."