Stop It, Kiddo! Your Dad is the Big Villain Who Devours Everything

Three-and-a-half-year-old Chao Chao runs away from home because she is afraid of getting beaten up. She accidentally bonds with a system meant to redeem villains. Her task is to persuade villains t...

Chapter 221 Don't cut your hair! Don't cut your hair!

"Brother...where...where did your head go?!"

The little girl's voice trembled as Jiang Chi's last words flashed through her mind in a split second.

My brother said he's getting a haircut...

Haircut...

head……

The three words echoed in Chaochao's ears like divine music.

"Waaaaah... Brother, please put your head back in... Waaaaah... Don't cut my head, don't cut my head... Waaaaah..."

In the shaky footage, the PD rushed over upon hearing the commotion, only to find Chaochao clinging to the leg of the headless model, weeping bitterly. It was so eerie that she temporarily lost her ability to speak.

The little girl's teary eyes looked like two rippled fried eggs. So heartbroken, she pounded her chest and stamped her feet, crying, "Brother, come back soon—waaaaaaah..."

The PD wanted to hug her, and finally overcame the language barrier: "Chao Chao... that's not actually your brother..."

"Waaaaah, he doesn't have a head anymore, so he's not...not my brother anymore!"

PD: "...That's not what I meant, I meant—"

Beep beep beep!

A cool, clear horn suddenly rang out loudly at the store entrance.

While sobbing in the PD's arms, Chaochao subconsciously looked over.

Jiang Chi sat in the driver's seat of the luxurious miniature train, honking the horn; his head was still inside.

Tears still clung to her fair face, and Chaochao stood there dumbfounded, staring at her brother who had seemingly come back from the dead.

It was like seeing two Sun Wukongs.

Jiang Chi had actually returned half a minute earlier. The first thing he saw was the little dumpling hugging a headless mannequin dressed in the same clothes, crying loudly, "Brother, don't go, waaaah..."

Jiang Chi himself: "..."

He was questioning the meaning of life; how could he have returned to find himself at a funeral?

While listening to the little dumpling calling out to the model brother—

He had a furrowed brow, and he even used a body double?

Jiang Chi took a long stride and stepped off the locomotive.

"What happened?"

The familiar voice and tone reached her ears, and at that moment, Chaochao finally confirmed that this was her biological brother. She let go of his hand and threw herself into Jiang Chi's arms, sobbing, "Brother...please, please don't, please don't cut your hair anymore..."

That's a head! It's so pitiful without a head! You can't talk or eat!

Viewers in the live stream, with their "God's eye view," were practically bursting with laughter, the screen filled with nothing but "ha!"

Jiang Chi vaguely understood what had happened.

Especially when you make eye contact with a mannequin head that has rolled into a corner.

...Why is it that everyone's running away from home these days?

Jiang Chi suppressed the unscrupulous smile on his lips and patted the little dumpling's back. "I'm here and I'm alive and well... Mmm, no haircut, just a haircut... I promise, I won't be so quick-tongued next time..."

Behind Chaochao's back, which she couldn't see, Jiang Chi buried his face in the crook of her neck, trying hard to suppress his laughter.

Chaochao lifted her head from her brother's arms, her large, almond-shaped eyes glancing at the mannequin with lingering fear. A second later, she immediately buried her head back down, muttering, "Why are you all wearing the same clothes..."

Otherwise, she would never admit her mistake.

Jiang Chi suppressed a laugh, his voice low and magnetic: "Because I bought the same style."

"..."

Chaochao didn't want to talk anymore.

She angrily slammed her head back into Jiang Chi's arms, muttering, "Oh."

...Wait a minute, who is that headless one?

Jiang Chi stood up, took Chaochao's hand, and walked outside, saying, "I have something good to show you."

He casually got into the driver's seat, patted the seat next to him, his bright peach blossom eyes curved into a smile, and his rosy lips slightly upturned.

"Get in the car, my little darling."

I remember being mesmerized by someone driving a toy car before.

Look, he drove up in an even more impressive car.

Still sulking, Chaochao slung her small bag over her shoulder, her face expressionless, and slowly climbed onto the seat on the left. She gazed up at the mall's large glass window at a 45-degree angle, feeling depressed and sad. "Sigh..."

Just in time to chase after it...

Driver Jiang thoughtfully closed the car door for the little girl and stepped on the gas: "Let's go."

With almost no one on the road ahead, Jiang Chi slightly increased his speed, and the little train clattered past the strolling pedestrians.

It was Chaochao's first time riding a small train without seatbelts. Feeling very insecure, she clung to her little water cup, her big eyes wide open, just like a little Nezha.

"Brother, there's a bend ahead!"

"who?"

Chaochao was so nervous she felt her dad was about to shed two lines of tears:

"Waaaa, it's turning..."

Jiang Chi: "...I saw it."

[Help! Hahaha, Chaochao sitting there really looks like my driving instructor! Haha]

[World Famous Quote: Jiang Chi: Who's Bent?]

Sometimes, people with different thought processes can't be siblings. I declare you two a match made in heaven! I'm crying my eyes out!

Wow, Chaochao, you're riding the little train!

Leo, who had just come out of the children's playground, exclaimed with wide eyes, then pleaded expectantly, "Brother Chaochao, can I come up here? I'll bring the little flower I found to exchange for it."

Teng Yi: "...Whatever makes you happy."

Jiang Chi: ...This kid is really naive.

Chaochao, whose worries never linger in her mind for more than five minutes, was already enthusiastically greeting everyone: "Okay, okay, let's go pick up Brother Changchang, Brother Leibao, and Xiaoqing later! Oh, and I have some flowers here too, would you like to exchange them?"

Jiang Chi: "..."

The special recording of "Liang Beibei" ended after Jiang Chi drove a train full of children around the second floor of the shopping mall.

Although Jiang Chi only intended to give Xiao Tuanzi a ride from the beginning...

As soon as Xiao Qing got off the train, she announced to the program team that she had collected all three colorful little flowers.

The other children cried out in sorrow and regret.

As Chaochao looked at the rainbow flower lollipop that she had lost, a brilliant idea flashed in her mind.

So, does that mean she can eat it?

After Director Zou finished clapping, he smiled and announced the prize: "The prize for this episode is a snack gift pack to be given during the recording of the next episode."

"!!!"

Just moments ago, Chaochao was craving candy, but in disbelief, she looked up and turned into a stone statue on the spot.

It is called the "Stone of Regret".

...

Due to the large crowd gathered at the main entrance, the guests left directly from the mall's parking garage or a less crowded side entrance.

After waving goodbye to her friends, a dejected Chaochao leaned on Jiang Chi's shoulder and sighed heavily for the tenth time.

The Huo family's car was parked on the side of the road.

As Chaochao stepped out of the side door, about to sigh for the eleventh time, her dejected gaze suddenly caught sight of someone.

Hmm, this looks like... the old lady she and her sister Lingling met the day they were collecting bottles.

I wonder if the old lady and her grandson managed to buy a fan yet...

"Grandma!" A crisp, childlike voice suddenly called out.

The elderly woman in sanitation worker's uniform, who was resting against the wall, was taken aback.

at the same time--

A tall, thin boy walked over, sweating profusely, and said, "Grandma."

Not far away, beside a black sedan, Pei Yushen silently watched the three of them.