Stop It, Kiddo! Your Dad is the Big Villain Who Devours Everything

Three-and-a-half-year-old Chao Chao runs away from home because she is afraid of getting beaten up. She accidentally bonds with a system meant to redeem villains. Her task is to persuade villains t...

Chapter 389 Flying to the Sky, Not Being Human (Version)

Jiang Chi led the little sheep balloon slowly behind, feeling relaxed from the fullness of dinner. He yawned lazily and glanced strangely at the boy pushing the wheelchair.

Do you need a walk too?

Pei Yushen, seemingly unaffected by the alter ego, maneuvered his wheelchair with an expressionless glance at the young man beside him who had raised an eyebrow in inquiry, coldly uttering three words:

"I'd like to."

Jiang Chi's lips twitched slightly, but he didn't take his cold attitude to heart at all.

Pei Yushen is usually indifferent to everyone except Chaochao; it would be a miracle if he smiled at everyone he met.

After coldly retorting, the boy quickened his pace, pushing the wheelchair to Jiang Chi's front. The gold ribbon tied to his slender wrist caused the little tiger in the air to bob up and down, rampaging wildly.

He bumped his head into a lamb, kicked a pig's head, knocked down a bee, and kicked a rabbit.

Only the little dog, which was low in the air, escaped unharmed, floating happily at the front, completely unaware that the tour group behind it had already been overturned.

Everyone: "…………"

It's hard not to say that this dead tiger didn't have some personal grudges against him.

Chaochao, who was walking at the front with her head swaying, felt the muffled thumping sounds above her head getting clearer and clearer, just like... the popping sounds that Huihui makes when she has an upset stomach.

She suddenly stopped, covered her head with her hands, and simultaneously glanced upwards with alert eyes—

It turned out that the pigs, sheep, and tigers had all gotten into a fight.

But the people below holding the balloons all acted perfectly normal, as if someone were holding a magnifying glass at that moment.

You could see Yu Ci gritting her teeth to maintain a polite smile, Xie Jingcheng letting out a cold snort, Yu Ning rolling her eyes discreetly, Pei Yu's lips pressed tightly together, and in contrast, Jiang Chi's face at the very end was filled with the most arrogant laugh: "Ha..."

Some people are normal when they're standing on the ground, but once they fly into the sky, they become inhuman.

Little Chaochao, who thought she had accidentally stumbled into a chaotic battle between Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, was like: "...?"

Watching her older siblings earnestly pulling and swaying the string, especially Yu Ci who casually asked her in a gentle voice:

Why did it stop?

The little dumpling blinked seriously once, then blinked again, making Yu Ci and the others' hearts skip a beat.

The system was waiting for the peace-loving Chaochao to rush up and try to mediate the fight with kind words, but unexpectedly, the next second!

Then the little dumpling's eyes suddenly shone brightly, and it rushed into the group of its older brothers and sisters, raising its little arms and shouting.

"Hooray! Count me in! Count me in! Even the little puppy wants to jump!"

How could you have a party behind her back!

Even happy little puppies can be sad!

Peace-loving (scratch that) but actually loves excitement? Even though I don't understand it, I still have to join!

Seeing that Chaochao was more excited than anyone else present, the system sincerely conducted a deep self-examination.

When will it finally be fully mature?!

The older siblings, who were openly and secretly sabotaging each other, paused for two or three seconds, as if a madcap documentary had suddenly been paused, "…………"

They all turned their attention to the culprit.

Pei Yushen, who pushed his way through the crowd to the front, remained calm and oblivious to the stares around him. His cold, dark eyes were fixed only on the little dumpling.

Chaochao, immersed in the rock music and headbanging wildly, even had her two little buns on her head leaving afterimages as she danced:

Let's sway together~ Hey~~!!

However, it didn't even last five seconds.

"I'm so dizzy..."

Overwhelmed with excitement, the little dumpling's eyes turned into mosquito coils. He staggered a couple of steps in place, then turned around and, relying on muscle memory, quite naturally climbed onto Pei Yushen's wheelchair, leaning against him and saying weakly.

"Brother Yu Shen... let's go."

"Um."

Pei Yu pursed his lips, his dark eyes sweeping meaningfully over the area behind him before pushing his wheelchair away.

Xie Jingcheng, who was already annoyed by the sight of the pig's head, narrowed his phoenix eyes slightly.

Tsk, she's still too young after all.

A clear, gentle laugh came from beside him.

Unable to suppress a laugh, Yu Ci lowered her eyes and fixed her gaze on Xie Jingcheng's slightly clenched fingers.

But this method is very effective, isn't it?

Team newcomer Yu Ning frowned as she looked at the two people huddled together in wheelchairs and asked a pointed question.

"Didn't we say we were going for a walk?"

Chaochao, who had been using the excuse of being dizzy to try and take a break, sat up straight immediately upon hearing this, glancing guiltily back at her sister: "Y-yes, we're going to go..."

"Why don't I carry her? You must be tired."

Before Chaochao could finish speaking, Yu Ning offered her advice with a smile, but her bright, watery eyes were fixed on the area under Chaochao's buttocks, her gaze burning hot against the skin.

Chaochao, still trying to salvage the situation, stammered, "San...san...ah?"

Pei Yushen's face darkened instantly. He decided to retract his previous idea of ​​reluctantly accepting Yu Ning. He raised his eyelashes and refused, "No need. Chaochao is very light and not tiring."

Yu Ning crossed her arms and chuckled softly, her gentle voice carrying a hint of sarcasm.

"Oh? Aren't you going to ask her opinion?"

As soon as he finished speaking, two burning gazes were fixed on a certain restless little dumpling.

Because her bottom was a little itchy, she wanted to sneakily scratch it when no one was looking. Suddenly, she was caught in a pincer movement and froze for two seconds. Then, she calmly and slowly withdrew her little hand.

Compared to her lightning-fast movements, her little brain was working at breakneck speed.

Where were Brother Yu Shen and Sister Yu Ning talking about just now?

Urgent! Urgent! Great!

Wait... now is not the time to sing.

Chaochao, who had been completely distracted, now looked serious.

Pei and Yu, who were also waiting for the results, gradually became serious, and a feeling of tension spread through their hearts.

"My thoughts..." After racking her brains, Chaochao finally remembered that her older siblings had asked for her opinion. She rested her chin on her hand as if thinking and saying, "I..."

Pei Yushen and Yu Ning's hearts raced slightly.

The three people in the back row all perked up their ears.

"I...I ate shrimp, meat, and lots of rice...I haven't pooped yet...and I feel really heavy now..."

Chaochao counted the names of the dishes on her fingers, but the more she counted, the more she had to give up. She said hesitantly and with a hint of guilt.

Yu Ning and Pei Yushen: "..."

Jiang, Xie, and Yu in the back row: "..."

Someone quietly observing from the second-floor window: "..."

The grey magpie fluttered clumsily past, but that did nothing to stop its gloating chirping.

So spicy! My heart is finally at ease!

Clearly having missed the point, Chaochao sadly touched her round little belly, inside which was her unborn baby.