Stop It, Kiddo! Your Dad is the Big Villain Who Devours Everything

Three-and-a-half-year-old Chao Chao runs away from home because she is afraid of getting beaten up. She accidentally bonds with a system meant to redeem villains. Her task is to persuade villains t...

Chapter 438 The Great Forest, Here I Come!

Nanqiu Ridge is the largest primeval forest in Southwest China.

This mysterious forest boasts the most complex terrain and extremely rich biodiversity. It features a death swamp that has swallowed countless people, gnarled tree trunks, and a layer of mist that hangs in the air year-round. Strange sounds that occasionally emanate from the forest are like the low groans of some unknown creature. All of this shrouds the forest in a hazy and dangerous atmosphere.

It's 2:30 PM now. After many days, the live broadcast room of the variety show "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" has finally reopened amidst the eager anticipation of netizens across the country.

Even though all the video platforms that obtained the live broadcast rights optimized their programs and reinforced their channels in advance to make full preparations for the operation, the terrifying number of viewers at the moment the broadcast started still caused the live broadcast room to be blocked and the screen went black for three seconds.

【Ahhh, Mom's here!】

[After such a long wait, it's finally airing!]

【Over and over again (mutation)】

[Dog TV show team, do you know how long I've been waiting?! One year, two years, three years, four years, five years... It's been like an eternity for my beloved pets, hehe (roses)]

[I'm glued to my phone every day waiting for the show to start; my mom's calling me a crazy concubine in the cold palace. *smile emoji*]

[I've worn out the whole live stream replay, main content, and behind-the-scenes footage!!! *crying emoji*]

[I must say, I saved Chaochao's latest airport photos from two hours ago, and I've already changed them to my wallpaper, hahaha]

The footage is from the live broadcast.

On a slightly open meadow at the edge of the forest, two helicopters landed slowly and orderly. Their wide and long rotor blades, extremely smooth fuselage lines, and luxurious yet understated appearance created a strong visual impact on the viewers who had just entered the live broadcast room.

Holy crap, this is the last episode! The production team really went all out with the budget?!

This helicopter looks really expensive. Does anyone know anything about them and can tell me more?

[It's not just expensive... it's incredibly, incredibly expensive!!! The SIKO 109 model, the one used by the Y royal family and the US president, I never thought I'd see it on a variety show one day.]

【?? I must still be dreaming, someone wake me up】

[Director Zou, tell the truth, did you rob a bank?! Don't let the police come and arrest my Chaochao too! (screams) (faints)]

[A tonic—a tonic with elbows pointing upwards—]

Despite the wild speculation among unsuspecting netizens about the nouveau riche program team, the live broadcast continued as scheduled.

The loud roar of the helicopter gradually subsided.

The adults jumped off the helicopter first, and then carefully carried the babies down.

"Great forest, here I come—"

Leo, who seemed to have been injected with adrenaline as soon as he approached the forest, landed on the grass, gathered his energy in his diaphragm, and shouted excitedly with flushed cheeks.

At first it was normal, but later the prolonged ending sound inexplicably evolved into a series of melodious ape cries.

Teng Yi, the father, sighed and complained, "...You haven't even entered the forest yet, and you're already showing signs of reversion?"

Already unable to contain her excitement, Qingqing's primal instincts were instantly ignited when Leo's vivid ape-like cries rang out. Always seeking uniqueness, she followed suit with a series of high-pitched howls of unknown origin—

Qingqing: "oi! oi! oi! oi! oi!"

Friends in the forest, look this way!

Peng Peng, who tried to stop him but failed, finally gave up trying to dissuade him.

...His daughter seems to be developing in an increasingly strange direction.

Surrounded by two different high-frequency animal howls, Chaochao, still perched on Jiang Chi's shoulder, was trying her best to take deep breaths.

Everything was normal during the flight, but just as the helicopter was landing, the dizzy discomfort, though a little late, still managed to hit the child who had slipped through the net.

At this moment, Chaochao was breathing in the fresh air, but looking at her neck, which tilted back unconsciously with each inhale, it was as if she was struggling against the air.

Seeing the little dumpling so engrossed in breathing oxygen, Jiang Chi couldn't help but suspect that she was actually slurping air like noodles, or rather, the crab roe noodles she was longing for.

He sighed softly and held the back of her neck, "...Don't let yourself lose your breath."

Seeing his three friends behaving strangely even before officially entering the primeval forest, Changchang's face paled slightly with fright. He tugged at Wu Shang's sleeve and asked nervously:

"Dad, are there man-eating tigers or bears in the forest?"

What? A giant tiger?!

Despite struggling to breathe oxygen, she still accurately caught the key words. Chaochao's breathing suddenly stopped, and her little neck, which had been tilted back, immediately straightened: "?!"

Qingqing, who was standing nearby, thought that her younger sister Chaochao was scared because she heard about the tiger. She stood on the grass, rubbing her hands together, and said with righteous indignation: "Chaochao, don't be afraid! If a tiger dares to come, I will help you drive it away!"

As she spoke, she mimicked the pose of a strong man fighting a tiger in a picture book, saying, "This is called—"

Qingqing racked her brains for a second, then decided to humbly ask an adult for help, "Dad, what was the name of that person who killed the tiger again?"

Peng Peng: "...Wu Song".

"Oh right, right!" Qingqing once again struck a powerful pose, "Now it's time—"

"Peng Song fights the tiger! Hey—"

The little girl stopped her gesture, looked up at her delicate younger sister Chaochao, and asked for her opinion affectionately: "How about calling her Qingqingsong?"

Peng Peng's heart is dead.

"Hmm, well," Chaochao, whose attention had been successfully diverted, rested her chubby chin on her hand, considered it seriously for a while, and then raised her arms in support with bright eyes, "The second one! Qingqingsong sounds good!"

Changchang, who was the one who started the conversation but was left out, deeply felt the injustice of the world at that moment:

"Waaah..."

Does someone as frail as him not need protection?

Standing next to him, Lei Bao was the only one who answered the questions seriously. He calmly comforted his younger brother, "Chang Chang, don't worry, there are no wild tigers here. You can only see them in the zoo."

“I read the book when I came here, and that’s exactly what it said.”

Lei Bao's two sentences immediately reassured Chang Chang. He was about to say that it was great when he heard Lei Bao continue while thinking back, "But... the book seems to say that there are bears around."

Changchang: "Waaaaah..."

What?! A bear has appeared!

As soon as those three authoritative words were uttered, the three children on the right, whose behavior was unusual, stopped abruptly as if under a spell, turning their heads sharply like three sunflowers at the same time.

Chaochao's big, sparkling eyes exclaimed, "Then we'll get to see Big Bear and Little Bear?!"

Qingqing exclaimed excitedly, "And Bald Qiang too!"

Leo asked excitedly, "Where are we going to find them?"

Changchang's heart is broken: "Waaaaah..."

Lei Bao scratched his head: "...Huh?"

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