Oh, I wish she could turn into a beautiful, poisonous mushroom.

The indigenous people were less than five meters away from them.

Chaochao's tense little body trembled, and she reached out to tug at Jiang Chi, her helpless eyes full of urging.

Brother, say something!

"..." Upon receiving the signal, Jiang Chi raised a hand to half-cover his face and said in an affected manner,

"Oh, I'm so scared."

Chaochao stared blankly: "..."

Brother, he's a savage, I'm not!

You can't treat me like a little wild man!

Joining her in silence were the vast number of netizens in the live stream. Regardless of whether they were fans or haters, they all contributed a precious three seconds of quiet.

The haters vomited into the trash can.

The fans shut up in shame.

The indigenous man, with his cannibalistic mouth agape, drew even closer!

Chaochao wanted to pull her brother along a longer route, but Jiang Chi's feet seemed to be rooted to the ground and wouldn't budge. Chaochao, unable to move him, could only stand frozen in place.

"Gala ho... Go! Hey ya ya... Gong..."

Hesitation has led to a point where there is no way to avoid it.

With her eyes closed and open, Chaochao moved slowly from Jiang Chi's side and back to his front like a warrior going to his death, her trembling back pressed tightly against his legs.

Waaah, there's nothing I can do. My brother is scared too, and Daddy's not here, so she's the only one who can take care of things now.

The child's tense face radiated a heroic glow.

The cameraman, who was silently observing from behind, couldn't help but look forward to the famous scene of the three-year-old child battling the forest savages.

Under the spotlight.

"Um...we don't have anything on us...please let us go! We'll be right back!"

Chaochao nervously licked her lips, clasped her hands together, and pleaded pitifully.

There really is nothing left. The village chief took everything, and her candy was distributed long ago... She wasn't lying!

The cameramen on set: "..."

Jiang Chi, feigning weakness, turned his head and couldn't help but chuckle.

The indigenous people, who thought they were about to throw stones at the children, were genuinely confused for a few seconds. After realizing what was happening, they opened their mouths as if to make amends and let out a threatening "waaaah".

"Really...really..." Chaochao blurted out, "I didn't even eat enough for lunch!"

Jiang Chi asked in confusion: "?"

Are steamed buns, sandwiches, and meat buns now crying out for justice inside her belly?

But he quickly composed himself, smoothly playing along with the little dumpling's act, feigning weakness: "Yes, we haven't had anything good to eat these past two days, we've been eating out in the wind and sleeping outdoors, we're pale and thin, and our bodies are weak and exhausted..."

Chaochao nodded eight hundred times in a second: "That's right!"

"...Even the children have become thin from hunger."

Jiang Chi pushed Chaochao forward a small step, "Don't let her chubby appearance fool you, she's actually quite thin. Look, she's even gotten a little chubby belly."

Chaochao chimed in enthusiastically, "That's right!"

Chaochao: "?"

She slowly and confusedly raised her head to look at Jiang Chi, wondering uncertainly, "This must be... a compliment, right?"