[...Are three-year-olds this skilled these days?]

Someone immediately replied: [Just kidding, I'm a 22-year-old college student and I'm not that quick. [doge emoji]]

However, most of the comments expressed sympathy.

[Waaaaah, why do such young children have to suffer?]

[The baby is so well-behaved, it breaks my heart to see him cry]

At that moment, I silently put down the potato chips I was eating.

At this moment, another little girl saw this and hurriedly finished her yogurt, thinking of helping the little radish. Unexpectedly, she stepped on it and "poof" it smeared the little radish's face with it.

The little radish head, his face covered in milk paste, stared blankly at his friend, his big eyes filled with clear stupidity—what just happened?

The barrage of comments on the screen, filled with expressions of sympathy from mothers, aunts, and older sisters, suddenly paused, and then—

[Help! Hahahaha, this is so funny!]

I'm the one who felt sorry for someone one second and laughed until I cried the next.

[Hahaha, the little one wants to lick it again!]

Whose lips are curled into a wild smile?

[You guys are doing something wrong. Da Lei Lei, your laughter is too loud and it will scare the children, haha. I'm sorry, I couldn't help it.]

[Merit points +1 +1 +1 +1 +1...]

Later, Da Lei Lei and the photographer went up to ask them questions, and the two children's reactions—one covering their face and the other raising their hand—made netizens burst into laughter.

【Oh my god, hahahahahahahaha】

[Did the little one think he was going to be arrested, hahaha?]

"Little boy, come with me to the police station, because you stole my heart." (referring to a picture of someone carrying a rose)

[Da Lei Lei, you guys should reflect on why you act like human traffickers]

[awsl, this baby is so cute, I want to kiss him/her!]

This child doesn't seem very bright; I suggest sending him to me for a checkup.

The barrage of cheerful comments continued until the very end of the video, reaching another climax when the little boy, after being pulled away by his older sister, shouted with a serious face, "Don't tell my dad, this is a surprise!"

Da Lei originally uploaded it as a minor episode, but now he was shocked and bewildered to see the number of likes, which had reached five figures—ten times the number of his serious videos—and was still soaring.

This is the first time in his life he's been trending on social media, and it's because of his two children?!

Despite it being past midnight, a large group of night owls still flooded into the comments section.

[A real-life version of "I'll raise you by collecting trash"]

[I'm asking you, where do you steal children like this from?! Don't force me to kneel down and beg you!]

[The baby is so cute! God knows how long I've been smiling like a doting aunt while looking at the screen.]

Honestly, this child is only three years old and already out collecting bottles. Aren't their parents worried? If they're really struggling financially, Da Lei Lei, could you help open a donation account and I'll transfer the money? I really can't bear to see this child suffer.

Someone immediately replied to the original poster.

[To the person upstairs, you don't need to worry. The yogurt those two kids are drinking costs eighty yuan a bottle. Don't ask me how I know; a super rich relative's kid drinks this kind of "dog head" yogurt.]

[What? Eighty-one bottles of yogurt? That's enough for me to drink a dozen bottles of Want Want milk tea!]

It was only after seeing the comments that Da Lei Lei realized he had misunderstood. He had thought the child came from a poor family and needed financial assistance, but now it seemed the child was the one who needed it more... after all, he usually only drinks three-yuan iced tea...

After the conversation was brought up, the issue of the child's family background gradually subsided, and the comments section was filled with a lot of enthusiastic kisses and hugs from internet moms.

Lei Lei, who had never seen anything like this before, scrolled through Weibo several times.

The art style is distorted, but the traffic is just too much!

As a result, the number of views for previous videos also skyrocketed.

Da Lei Lei began to consider the feasibility of switching to the parenting field.

The adorable little radish head in the video made him eager to try it.

"Hey, what do you think of me becoming a parenting blogger?" he asked.

His friend and photographer gave him a speechless look.

It bluntly states inside:

You, the widowed king?

Da Lei Lei: "..."

By morning, the popularity of this term had declined, dropping to the bottom of the list, but a new term quietly climbed to the middle of the list.

[Searching for the cutest baby online!]

Clicking into the comments section reveals a chaotic scene of demons and monsters vying for attention.

[Come out here, little one, I'm going to lick the screen! If you come out, I won't tell your dad you're secretly picking up trash behind his back!]

[Lou Suanwen↑]

The country encourages having children, so I'm going to have this one!

[I've been playing this video on repeat for an hour! Da Lei Lei, please update again! Show me the baby!]

[Did the person upstairs forget that Da Lei Lei is a food blogger, haha?]

[This is my boss's daughter, wearing a pot lid on her head. She's super, super cute!]

[Report this to the company upstairs, I'll go buy your stock right now!]

Even shouting slogans is no longer enough to satisfy the emptiness of netizens; the screen below the hashtag is filled with memes of a certain child.

A child drinks yogurt next to a trash can with the words "Waste Recycling" clearly written on it.

A screenshot of a child being suddenly sprayed with yogurt, captioned "Caught off guard.jpg".

The little boy, his face covered in baby food, raised his hands in fright, his eyes crinkling, and captioned it: "Everyone has to pretend to be crazy sometimes."

The little boy was being pulled along by the older girl, laughing and turning back as he went. (Image caption: "Took a picture of a pig and ran away.gif")

...

The short three-minute video, with every frame a meme, went viral online...

Unaware that her face had been completely ruined, Chaochao sat up in bed, lazily yawned, and then her dream of starting from scratch, becoming rich, and achieving candy freedom shattered with a "crack".

The little dumpling, with sleepy eyes, sighed softly and prepared to get up and go to work with her father.

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