Alternative Title: 直男沒輕沒重，室友寵成老婆
Author: 安娜的蘿蔔
Status: Completed
Added: 2025-09-23
Updated: 2025-09-23
Self-seducing straight top (Zhou Yan) x taking Chinese medicine to condition bottom (Lin Xu)
Zhou Yan was harassed by his previous co-renting roommate, leaving him with a shadow. He has only one condition when looking for a new roommate: he must be straight!
Lin Xu was dumped by his scumbag ex-boyfriend. Determined after the painful experience, he decides to take Chinese medicine to condition himself into a straight guy. Coincidentally needing a place to live, he hides this fact and moves into Zhou Yan's home.
First meeting:
Zhou Yan: This man is surprisingly good-looking, clean and neat, a sunny and gentle little milk dog.
Lin Xu: Oh ho, his body is pretty nice. Before my conditioning succeeds, I'll enjoy the view—consider it my last bit of indulgence.
After living together:
Zhou Yan: Did I invite a little ancestor back home?
Lin Xu: Why does this medicine feel like it's fake?
Later on—
Zhou Yan: Xu Xu, I want to hug you.
Lin Xu: Are you sure it's just a hug?
Zhou Yan: Of course not...