He is the decisive business emperor, and she is a charming, soft, and adorable student. Due to a mistaken blind date, he and she became the closest people on the household register.
From then...
Ni Sitian now understood why she had been tormented so badly tonight, and she quickly tried to make amends by acting cute and charming: "I only want to be dirty with you, all those things don't count, people on the internet just say whatever comes to mind, none of them are meant to be."
"Is that so?" Xu Tingchuan chuckled.
Ni Sitian nodded hurriedly, her swollen, walnut-shaped eyes looking at him sincerely, "Really, really."
"Words are no proof, how can I believe you?" Xu Tingchuan raised an eyebrow at her.
Ni Sitian blinked, unsure of what he was thinking.
"You just wanted to smear me, right? Why haven't I ever seen any actual actions?" Xu Tingchuan moved his legs off her, spreading them out in a starfish shape, and looked at her sideways. "Come on, how do you want to smear me?"
Ni Sitian just wants to smash her head against a wall right now. Why did she have to say such lewd things on Weibo? Now she's dug a hole and buried herself in it.
“Ni Sitian, why aren’t you coming?” Xu Tingchuan said with a stern face. “Practice all the things you said to other men on Weibo on me.”
"I'm so tired today, let's do it another day?" Ni Sitian said coquettishly, rubbing against his arm.
Xu Tingchuan had no intention of giving up. Thinking about how she praised and fantasized about those men, she knew she wouldn't be able to get past this hurdle today.
"Brother Tingchuan, my butt hurts from being spanked." Ni Sitian remembered that this address would make his ears turn red and maybe soften his heart, so she called out a couple more times: "Brother Tingchuan, good brother, brother, let's do it another day."
"Ni Sitian, so what you just said was a lie?" Xu Tingchuan remained expressionless and unmoved this time.
"No, it's true." Afraid he wouldn't believe her, Ni Sitian raised her hand to swear, "I really was just talking about it there; I didn't even think about their bodies. If I'm lying, then punish me..."
Xu Tingchuan looked at her and saw that she hesitated to say what the punishment was, probably imagining their bodies, so his face darkened even more.
In her anxiety, Ni Sitian blurted out, "The punishment is to make me unable to have children!"
Xu Tingchuan was startled and quickly covered her mouth, shouting, "How can you say such things so casually!"
Seeing that he was angry and stunned by his shout, Ni Sitian pulled his hand down and gently patted his chest. "I'm telling the truth. This oath won't come true anyway. Don't be angry."
Xu Tingchuan was already worried about her reaction after she found out about this, and then she even used it to swear an oath. How could he not be angry and anxious? He said with a stern face, "You are not allowed to say it again."
"No way." Ni Sitian hugged Xu Tingchuan's arm, acting coquettishly, and said softly, "We're going to have two more." After being annoyed by her words, Xu Tingchuan lost interest in punishing her for repeating those lewd remarks, and instead hugged her and patted her gently.
Seeing that the matter seemed to have been resolved, Ni Sitian was secretly pleased and tightened her grip on his arm.
After a while, she remembered to ask again, "Where did you find out about my Weibo account?"
"It seems you don't want any peace and quiet." Xu Tingchuan subdued her with just this one sentence.
She dared not ask again, only wondering to herself, and wildly speculating whether she should delete those old, messy Weibo posts.
She used to share quite a few of Xiang Zhilan's jokes. If he saw them, he would try to imitate them all, and her back would be ruined!