Summoning Heavenly Thunder Bare-Handed, Yet You Ask Me to Believe in Science

Zhang Tianle breaks his promise to his deceased master to save his younger martial sister suffering from leukemia, deciding to trade his life for hers by leaving seclusion to tell fortunes and earn...

Chapter 55 Streamer, help! I'm being harassed by six perverts!

After the video call was successfully completed.

A man in his thirties, dressed in a yellow Taoist robe, with sunken cheeks, a sallow complexion, deep-set eyes, and a skeletal appearance, as if his life force had been drained, appeared in front of the camera.

His appearance, coupled with his ghostly voice, instantly caused chaos in the entire live stream.

[Holy crap! It's a ghost! Streamer, catch him quickly!]

[My goodness, this person must be a drug addict! It would take at least thirty years of practice to become like this!]

【This person looks like this! It's terrifying!】

While the live stream was buzzing with discussion about the new friend's appearance, Zhang Tianle narrowed his eyes, a knowing smile playing on them.

"Good evening, fellow Daoist! I wonder what kind of divination you would like? Or shall we follow the usual practice and begin by calculating your past lives?"

Rhine hesitated for a moment, then gritted his teeth and nodded: "Then I'll trouble the anchor to calculate my future and past!"

He also wanted to see if Zhang Tianle had a solution to his problem.

If not, then we'll just find another powerful figure to save him!

He really has no other options now.

Zhang Tianle activated the Yingtian Heart Method: "Fellow Daoist, you lost both your parents at a young age and were abandoned in the wild. You were picked up by your master at the Daoist temple and raised by him. Your master supported your education. You are blessed with the Wenqu Star in your destiny, and you were admitted to the Daoist Academy and became the youngest doctor. You are your master's pride."

Fellow Daoist, the first half of your life can be described as smooth sailing and full of success.

However, your good fortune did not last long. When you were twenty-eight, your master passed away due to stomach illness, leaving you with many classic texts. Unfortunately, you have not yet successfully completed your apprenticeship. In recent years, you have been able to work hard to manage the Taoist temple and study the many classic texts left by your master.

When you delve into the classics, you apply the knowledge within to help many kind believers, build connections in various ways, and your reputation soars.

It was at this time that you got into trouble. And this trouble was brought on by your bad friend, causing you to transform from a handsome young man into the emaciated figure you are today.

After Zhang Tianle finished speaking, he looked at Rhine with a smile: "These are all the things I can calculate. So, fellow Daoist, what do you want to calculate now?"

Rhine's eyes widened in surprise after hearing this.

allow!

That's fucking accurate!

It's exactly the same!

So he suddenly knelt down on the ground: "Answerer, you predicted it so accurately! Please save me!"

I've really been ruined by my terrible friend!

After my reputation spread, my friends all knew that I was very accurate in divination, so they all came to me for fortune telling.

That night, a friend who didn't know his place came to hang out with me and asked me for divination techniques. After I taught him, he did three divinations. Seeing that he wasn't sincere, I told him to stop playing, as it could easily bring trouble upon himself.

I never expected that he would suddenly become playful and say it's okay!

Do you know what he asked?

He asked us who else was around.

In the entire Taoist temple, only the two of us, the living people, asked me.

But he lost his divination tool.

Six copper coins landed on the table, all of them representing yin lines.

He was so frightened that he fled in panic, leaving me alone, bewildered in the wind!

I was also very nervous. After apologizing to those ghosts and gods, I even offered incense to the ancestral master, thinking that the matter was resolved.

But little did I know, this was the beginning of my nightmare.

At this point, Rhine seemed to have thought of something and shuddered.

I almost couldn't hold back my tears and they streamed down my face.

That night, six female ghosts appeared in my dream, wanting me to marry them!

Six!

Six female ghosts!

From that night on, I was haunted by them every night.

And so I became like this!

At this point, Rhine could no longer hold back and burst into tears.

But then I realized it was already past 7 p.m.

Every day at nine o'clock, those female ghosts would come looking for him.

He reached out his hand to Zhang Tianle like Er Kang: "Answerer, since you can figure this out, I beg you, please save me! This is my only request. I've really done everything I can!"

Zhang Tianle pursed his lips and looked at the other person with sympathy. Just as he was about to speak, Rhein couldn't hold back anymore.

Next time, she'll burst into tears: "Please, please be gentle with your criticism, I really can't hold it in anymore, it's a nightmare for me!"

Zhang Tianle glanced at the comments in the live stream, and his lips twitched slightly:

[OMG! I almost died laughing!]

[Shocking! A bolt from the blue! My brother came to my house to do a fortune telling, bringing me a sweet burden and leaving me with six lustful female ghosts!]

[Question: How do I deal with six female ghosts? One a day, I can't possibly handle it all!]

The car wheel from upstairs ran right over my face!

To prevent Rhine from completely losing his composure, he spoke up to divert his attention.

"Okay. I'll help you solve it!"

As soon as Zhang Tianle spoke, Rhein looked up abruptly, asking in surprise, "Really? That's great!"

He jumped up from the spot and spun around three times in mid-air.

Her light and graceful movements left the entire live stream audience speechless.

[Ah! This fellow might have some martial arts skills!]

I'm also very curious how he managed to spin three times in mid-air instead of falling down the moment he started spinning!

Zhang Tianle had no time to pay attention to the astonished viewers in the live stream.

He activated his Yingtian Technique and shouted softly, "Stop hiding, come out!"

He was met with a long silence.

The silence was so intense that all the viewers in the live stream felt awkward.

Zhang Tianle looked at the six beautiful women surrounding Rhine. Two of them, dressed in blue, were pretty female ghosts who stuck out their tongues at him arrogantly and looked at him with disdain.

"Sister, this is hilarious. Is she drunk? Does she really think she can outrun us?"

"Of course, they really think they're so great. We're not like those little Luos who tremble with fear at a few words!"

"Hey ladies, this Taoist priest is quite handsome. How about we climb over the internet cable tonight and have some fun with this idiot streamer?"

"Ah, this is really a good idea! After all, there's no more money to be made from this little Taoist priest. In another half month, he'll really be drained dry. Let's find someone else to cause trouble for him, let him recover for a few days, and then we can start squeezing him dry again!"

"Sisters, hurry up! Let's get this going! Let's show him what we're capable of!"

Zhang Tianle narrowed his eyes.

These female ghosts are incredibly audacious, daring to gossip and try to blackmail him right in front of him. Do they think he can't see them?

Just as the female ghosts were about to take action, he picked up his pen and began to write swiftly and skillfully on the yellow paper on the table.

In no time, he finished drawing the talisman, picked it up, and tossed it toward the camera.

The talisman spontaneously combusted in mid-air without fire, and turned to ashes the moment it touched the lens.

[Holy crap! Mom! I'm reporting this streamer! They're playing with fire!]

[Oh my god! That move by the streamer really scared me to death!]

[So you guys didn't even see that the streamer didn't light it, and then the yellow talisman just spontaneously combusted? This is Thai style!]

Before these people could continue commenting, they heard a group of beautiful and pitiful screams.