Summoning Heavenly Thunder Bare-Handed, Yet You Ask Me to Believe in Science

Zhang Tianle breaks his promise to his deceased master to save his younger martial sister suffering from leukemia, deciding to trade his life for hers by leaving seclusion to tell fortunes and earn...

Chapter 82 The reason your brother stole your girlfriend is because...

Viewers in the live stream: [It's okay, we promise we won't spread it!]

[Brothers! I've already edited the entry, as follows: Shocking! A popular livestreamer reveals that a certain "Tomato God" (a popular male streamer) was cheated on by his friend during university!]

"Ah, being single is so tough," someone commented in the chat, turning green with embarrassment.

These words... damn it, who can stand them?!

He quickly tried to persuade the group of viewers: "Gentlemen, please be gentle with your words. Give me some face."

He knew very well how supportive the group of eccentric viewers in Zhang Tianle's live stream were.

The events in Zhang Tianle's live stream have repeatedly made it to the top of the trending searches by these viewers.

Just look at the popularity of Zhang Tianle's live stream right now to know how popular he is.

Zhang Tianle has already garnered 700,000 viewers since his first live stream.

[Speaking of which, I actually have a surprising thought. Do you think this "Tomato God's" brother might have fallen for him? And considering this brother was able to steal the god's girlfriend, can I infer that he's very handsome and rich? Ah! I'm inexplicably shipping them!]

Holy crap! Holy crap! I never expected this.

And so a group of female fans of BL (Boys' Love) started getting into BL again.

Upon seeing this comment, "Ah, being single is so tough," the person's face darkened even more: "You guys have such wild imaginations. My buddy is a vixen! And he's a total straight man, a pure, unadulterated straight man, and so am I!"

Female fans of BL (Boys' Love): [Go on! We're listening!]

Straight men: [Bro, seriously, your brother treated you like this, and you don't even break ties with him? If it were me, I'd kill him.]

"Ah, being single is so tough!" He looked constipated. "You guys don't understand!"

Female fans of BL: [Oh~~~ Yes, we don't understand! But we seem to understand something! Let's start shipping first, and if you don't clarify, you'd better get married right now.]

"..."

Just as "Ah, being single is really tough" was getting speechless from the comments, Zhang Tianle spoke up: "Actually, the netizens are right. Your brother has feelings for you?"

As soon as Zhang Tianle said this, he jumped up from his seat, exclaiming, "Ah, being single is really tough!" He continued, "Answerer, don't scare me! This joke isn't funny at all! Doesn't he like women just like me? How come... no way! He can't like me, I like women."

His startled expression amused the viewers in the live stream.

"Have his mom change his room, move him to a room facing due east. I'll give you a talisman, stick it on his bed, and he'll be corrected." Zhang Tianle didn't want him to be frightened any further and even gave him a solution.

What Zhang Tianle didn't say was that there were actually some heretical practitioners involved in this matter.

It's better to keep these things from them than to let them know.

"Ah, being single is really tough." He patted his chest. "It's good that it can be changed! It's good that it can be changed!! My god, that really scared me to death. Host, I won't say any more, hurry up and draw me a talisman, I'll call my aunt in a bit and ask her to change that scoundrel's room. As soon as your talisman arrives, I'll go to his bed right away."

Fans of BL (Boys' Love): [Watch out, he might pin you down on the bed! Remember to turn on your camera and share this adorable moment with us!]

"Ah, being single is so painful." How come this year's netizens are so weird?

Zhang Tianle didn't let these female fans run wild, otherwise he felt his live stream would soon be banned: "Also, about the peach blossom charm you mentioned, you do need one to boost your luck in finding a partner."

His romantic prospects have been almost completely plundered by those evil cultivators. He really needs some replenishment, otherwise one day he might actually turn his brother gay.

"Ah, being single is so tough!" Her eyes lit up immediately: "Host, do you really have love charms? That's amazing! Quick! Give me a dozen!"

He needs it so badly!

Guys, does anyone know this?

It's one thing to have your girlfriend stolen by your closest confidant, but another to have your girlfriend stolen by your best friend.

The main problem is that there are rumors circulating everywhere that his brother likes him and that they are a couple, which has caused girls to avoid him whenever he tries to pursue them.

It's really too hard for him.

Even if he were to pursue a female author in the same circle now, his brother would quickly find that female author, pursue her passionately, and eventually, he would win her over.

The end result is that now the entire author community is spreading false information about him.

It's really, really tough for him!

So when Zhang Tianle said he had a peach blossom charm, he was overjoyed beyond measure.

Just as he was feeling happy, a sense of wariness crept into his heart, and he asked Zhang Tianle, "Host, are you sure this peach blossom talisman summoned a woman?"

He was afraid of attracting bad romantic partners like his brother.

Then he really won't be able to handle it.

Because one is enough.

"Don't worry! This peach blossom talisman will only bring you true love, and girls who can help your career and life. As long as you use this peach blossom talisman, you will get married next spring, and the year after that you will have a big, healthy son."

Zhang Tianle's description immediately made the phrase "Ah, being single is really tough" linger in people's hearts.

This is exactly the life he's always dreamed of!

Does it exist?

Which man wouldn't want a soft, adorable wife in his arms, and then a big, chubby son?

if……

"Master, could you give me another daughter?"

Having both a son and a daughter—this is the life he's always dreamed of!

When Zhang Tianle mentioned having peach blossom charms, the viewers in the live stream all fell silent.

After saying, "Ah, being single is really tough," they all realized what was going on.

Some people are skeptical.

[What the streamer is saying is so fake! You think you can just give away your luck in finding love like that? Do you think you're the matchmaker?!]

I remain skeptical; this acting just seems a bit fake!

As for the longtime fans, they went completely mad after learning about the peach blossom charm:

Master! Master! Look at me! Look at me! I also need peach blossom charms! Give me a dozen, I want a harem of wives and concubines, and a house full of sons.

[OMG! Peach blossom charms really do exist! I want one too! Master, look at me!]

[Want to add]

While the viewers in the live stream were going crazy, Zhang Tianle took a deep look at "Ah, being single is really tough," and nodded to him: "Okay. In the third year, you will have a daughter, and in the fifth year, you will have a chubby son."

Two sons and one daughter.

This was the destiny he was meant to have.

With the Wenqu and Wenchang stars in his destiny, he is destined to become a great writer. Such a person will more or less be favored by the heavens. Therefore, the reason why those evil cultivators are making trouble for him is probably not so simple.

At this moment, Zhang Tianle seemed to have touched some net.

However, these nets are still somewhat scattered.