Chapter 1: The Rebirth of the Charming Cat Yaoyao

Yaoyao died.

He was slapped to death by the Taoist priest who captured demons, and there was no possibility of reincarnation.

When she died, she was still on the dragon bed, absorbing the emperor's essence, blood, and luck.

It's a pity that the cat magic she had practiced for a hundred years disappeared along with her physical body.

Her soul floated into the air and saw that no one in the world was grieving. They were all cheering that she, the vicious and evil concubine, had died a worthy death.

"Stupid humans."

Yaoyao rubbed her sore waist, curling her lips in a sneer, "That emperor was licentious and immoral. If I hadn't seduced him and made him increasingly thin, how could you have changed your master so quickly and lived such a good life?"

"Monster! You still don't know your mistake!"

Yaoyao was thinking when suddenly a golden light appeared in the sky and a majestic voice was heard.

Yaoyao was so frightened that she unconsciously turned back to her original form, with her limbs curled up on the ground and even her tail tucked between her legs.

Yaoyao turned out to be a calico cat with extremely beautiful fur.

"Your cat-like charm is extremely sinister. It's only natural that ordinary people would find it difficult to resist it, yet you remain unrepentant and continue to speak nonsense here!"

Yaoyao is the most sensible person. When she meets someone stronger than herself, she will immediately give in.

Now she had turned back into her original form, her pupils wide open in fear, and the tip of the fluffy cat tail behind her was trembling slightly.

"Yaoyao knows her mistakes and still wants to live. Please give Yaoyao another chance."

Yaoyao looked up pitifully at the man in front of her... System?!

Yaoyao looked at the huge word "system" in front of her, and her mind went blank.

Now the gods no longer cultivate their true bodies and only use words?

"Were you the one talking just now?" Yaoyao asked cautiously.

"Humph! If it weren't for this look, I would have been bewitched by you, a cat demon."

The system thought with fear.

Its friends had been bewitched countless times by Yaoyao before, and all of them had failed miserably!

The cat tribe's magic can kill all humans without leaving a single piece of armor, and they are never defeated as long as they use it.

Seeing that there was no hope of rebirth, Yaoyao stopped pretending and simply lay down on the clouds in the sky, saying lazily:

"Tell me, what else do you want to do with a wisp of my soul?"

"The System Administration took into consideration that you were previously sensible and well-behaved. Most men who absorb essence are treacherous and evil.

But because of the people's support, a vicious cat demon like you will never be resurrected in this life.

However...if you can successfully pass the test, you will have the opportunity to change your fate. Haven't you always wanted to cultivate to become an immortal? The System Administration is willing to give you this opportunity."

Yaoyao was delighted and agreed immediately.

It has a bad fate and has no choice but to become this hated cat demon. It would be great if it could directly turn into a cat fairy!

If you become a cat fairy, you will be worshipped and revered by thousands of people... and you will have endless amounts of dried fish to eat...

Yaoyao was having a sweet dream when the scene around her began to distort and change.

Then, the system prompt sounded in her mind——

[Congratulations to the host for binding to the Vicious Cat Demon Whitewashing System. The host's memory is being imported...]

Yaoyao was woken up by the system's sound. Before she opened her eyes, a complex smell rushed into her nose, both fragrant and smelly...

"Little guy, don't move."

Yaoyao whimpered weakly and tried hard to open her eyes to see clearly the man with that magnetic voice.

Broad shoulders and narrow waist, short chestnut hair, white shirt.

The man was processing the potion with his back to Yaoyao.

Yaoyao opened her big, blurry eyes and looked carefully at the surrounding environment, while receiving the information input by the system.

The pretty cat's face wrinkled.

The dilapidated and moldy corners, the leaking sink in the bathroom, and the food piled on the coffee table that had been there for who knows how many days...

This man dressed himself up nicely, but this room is too small and too messy!

Based on the information from the system, Yaoyao understood.

The good news is: she was reborn.

The bad news is: at this stage, she can only maintain her original juvenile form, and her cat charm cannot be used.

The worse news is: she needs to turn Gu Hanyan, an 18th-tier internet celebrity with zero luck, bad luck and negative news, into a popular movie star!

Not only that, Gu Hanyan's real identity is the young master of the Gu family in Beijing who was left behind. It is necessary to find the Gu family as soon as possible and let Gu Hanyan inherit the Gu family.

When Yaoyao saw so many tasks, she almost fainted.

Meow, she is now just a little calico kitten that is beautiful but soft and weak!

Besides, the Best Actor thing sounds very difficult to accomplish!

"Little guy, are you awake? I saved you on the roadside. Don't be afraid, you are my cat from now on!" Gu Hanyan turned his head and nodded Yaoyao's head lovingly.

Only then did Yaoyao see the man's appearance clearly.

Meow!

This, this, this, this... Isn't this the emperor she just killed?

Yaoyao subconsciously looked at his waist and abdomen, and suddenly felt her legs go weak.

“Bang, bang, bang!”

There was a violent knock at the door, and it seemed as if the wooden door was going to be broken down.

Gu Hanyan's expression changed, and his eyes, which had been shining brightly, dimmed in an instant. He stood up without saying a word and walked towards the door.

At the same time, the system in Yaoyao's mind rang:

[Announcement of the host's first mission: Help Gu Hanyan drive away his weird relatives! ]

"Gu Hanyan! You're so bold! Who told you to smash the beer bottle on Mr. Chen's head?!"

Yaoyao stood up, shaking her head in pain, jumped onto the back of the sofa, and tilted her head to look at the scene outside.

It was a middle-aged woman with hair that looked like it had been blown off by firecrackers. She put one hand on her waist and pointed at Gu Hanyan, cursing loudly.

Zhou Chunmei opened her bloody mouth, saliva flying: "Do you know how much trouble you have caused our family?! You must kowtow and apologize to Mr. Chen in person now!"

Gu Hanyan pulled his hand back with a cold face and refused firmly: "I won't go."

Just as he finished speaking, a skinny man walked out from outside the corridor.

He was wearing a white short-sleeved shirt with oil stains and yellow cuffs, black shorts, and a pair of flip-flops.

The whole man has an unshaven beard and looks smelly.

Yaoyao held her breath silently even from such a distance.

"Brother, if you don't go and apologize to Mr. Chen, you'll have to live in a place like this for the rest of your life! This house is so small and shabby, it's a shame you can even live there."

"Just think of it as caring for our parents at their age. You should know a thing or two. Just be humble and beg Mr. Chen, and we can move into the best house in the city right now!"

Gu Zhou grabbed his yellow hair that looked like dry grass, leaned lazily against the door frame, and glanced at the room with disgust.

Zhou Chunmei nodded with satisfaction after hearing Gu Zhou's words:

"Look at your brother. He's younger than you and so sensible! How come you, as an older brother, don't act like an older brother at all?"

"Look at Wang Dazhu next door. He was able to please Mr. Chen. Now he has built a new house in the village and a 500-square-meter house in the city!"

As she spoke, Zhou Chunmei became more and more excited. The way she looked at Gu Hanyan was not like she was looking at her son, but more like she was looking at a commodity.

As long as she sold Gu Hanyan, she could live the same life as her husband, or even a better life.

"I'll say it again, I won't go." Gu Hanyan straightened his back and clenched his fists at his sides.

"Also, since you dislike my house being too small, then don't come here again!"