The 100th melon

That night, the news that "a man named Zhang pretended to be a pet doctor and practiced medicine for over a month" became a hot topic.

Also trending on the search list was a photo of Zhang Yuan being arrested by Liu Youyou with his face blurred out.

At first, this news was just regarded as a piece of social news and was ignored by everyone. Everyone just sighed that this person was really weird or really awesome, and the news quickly faded.

Then, Lu Yanyan liked this Weibo post. Netizens followed the clues and found out that the imposter, a certain Zhang, looked so much like Dr. Zhang!

[It’s not like, it’s clearly the same!]

[Holy shit! So Dr. Zhang isn't really a doctor? But he really does look like one, and don't the doctors and nurses at the veterinary hospital all say he's amazing?]

[The news reported that Dr. Zhang originally studied philosophy and had never studied veterinary medicine. He learned everything he knew from other veterinarians, along with some reading and summarizing it himself...]

[He can pretend to be a veterinarian just like that. Is the threshold for becoming a veterinarian too low, or is this guy just too awesome? I was completely fooled when I watched the live broadcast!]

[Same fooled +1]

Zhang Yuan is truly amazing. Honestly, if he has the ability, why not just study hard? With his learning ability, getting a veterinary certificate or something like that should be no problem!

[The reporter also asked him this question, and he said that math was too difficult! He refused to study math even if he had to retake the exam or take the postgraduate entrance exam.]

[Hahaha, I hate math too! But this reason is so fucking weird!]

…

Netizens are discussing Zhang Yuan's story online. Most people think it's a "weird" thing, but pet lovers think it's ridiculous. It's so easy to impersonate a veterinarian! Their furry children are in danger!

The families of their furry children who had sought treatment from Zhang Yuan sent their pets to regular hospitals for physical examinations overnight. Fortunately, Zhang Yuan knew his own limitations and had never performed surgery on his pets, so the furry children were all very healthy.

On the other side, Qingchuan Village Leisure Hut

After completing the physical examination and deworming for the six kittens, the guests returned to the leisure cabin in Qingchuan Village and had a comfortable sleep.

According to the physical examination results, all six kittens are very healthy and can be adopted.

The next day, the guests practiced Tai Chi in the courtyard. After breakfast, they boarded the bus with the kittens.

The first adopter was a pet blogger named Lu Yuanzheng who lived in the suburbs of Hai City. He lived in a wealthy area near the pet hospital where the guests went to get the cats checked out yesterday.

According to the program team, Lu Yuanzheng is a pet blogger who lives in a three-story villa with a small courtyard. Lu Yuanzheng renovated and designed the courtyard into a cat castle. There are nine cats in this cat castle, and the baby Guangzong who is about to be sent to his home is the tenth cat.

*

At this moment, Lu Yuanzheng's home

The courtyard is neatly arranged, surrounded by flowers and lush green plants. All cat facilities are available on the stone pavement, which is about fifty square meters.

Against the south wall stands a two-meter-tall, two-story wooden house with a pitched roof. The side facing the courtyard features a glass wall, allowing for a clear view of the kittens within. The cat house is enormous, measuring over three meters long and over a meter deep, making it large enough to accommodate ten cats.

The second floor of the cat house is also equipped with air conditioning and warm lights to ensure that the cats live in it in a warm winter and cool summer, and are relaxed and comfortable.

Coming out of the cat house is a small courtyard where there is a flowing spring. A water pump is installed in it to ensure that the clean water circulates 24 hours a day, giving the cats a feeling of living water and allowing them to drink more water.

There is a nine-curve corridor on the clear spring that is only accessible to cats. When cats play in it, it feels like they are in the nine-curve corridor of a classical garden.

In addition, the courtyard provides cats with a cat climbing frame, a mini Ferris wheel, a cat airplane... The owner also designed a 4-meter-high rotating slide so that cats can slide into the villa.

The small courtyard of the entire villa is like a cat's castle.

Lu Yuanzheng woke up early this morning in a great mood. He's a pet blogger who often makes videos about pets for his fans, and also broadcasts live streams to talk about his cat castle.

"Hello, babies!"

As Lu Yuanzheng arrived at the courtyard, he started a livestream. "To welcome the arrival of baby Guangzong, I decided to add a cat crawlway to give the cats more room to run around!"

Lu Yuanzheng enthusiastically introduced his design for the cat climbing corridor. "The design of the cat climbing corridor is similar to the mobile boarding bridges at airports. The floor and ceiling are made of wood, making them sturdy and durable. The walls on both sides are a combination of wood and glass. The wood areas are shaded to ensure the privacy of the cats, while the glass areas allow light to enter and increase the transparency of the space! This way, the cats can observe us while playing in the cat climbing corridor, and we can see them too."

During Lu Yuanzheng's livestream, his nine cats were also around. All were excellent breeds, each one sleek and plump. A cat toy on a nearby cat plane fluttered in the wind, immediately drawing the cats' attention and swarming to catch it.

When netizens in the live broadcast room saw this, they were jealous.

[Looking at this cat castle and then looking at the tiny 15-square-meter studio apartment I rented in Haishi… woooooo, humans are worse than cats!]

[The cat owner is so rich, he is so good to the cat!]

[Zhengzheng, do you still need a cat that can talk? I can do it!]

In my next life, I want to be a rich cat! I don't have to work every day, I can sunbathe in the yard, and I can live in a cat castle!

[I covered my cat's eyes with envy! Baby Guangzong will be so happy to visit Zhengzheng's house today!]

[So this is the standard for kitten adopters in "Casual"? No wonder I didn't get selected. My apologies!]

…

Lu Yuanzheng built a cat climbing frame between the cat house and the small yard. He had already started designing and making the cat climbing frame when he was qualified to adopt the cat. Now that baby Guangzong was about to arrive, his design was almost completed.

Next door, the neighbor on the second-floor balcony poked his head out and said, "Mr. Lu, are you getting something new for your cat again?"

Lu Yuanzheng smiled and replied, "Well, let's add a cat crawlway so the kittens have more space to play!"

"He has so many cats. He's such a loving man!" the neighbor praised sincerely.

As soon as Lu Yuanzheng finished setting up the cat crawlway, cats immediately crawled in. This small, sealed space is very popular with cats, who can play in it without being affected by the outside world.

At this time, the doorbell rang and the guests who were sending cats had arrived.

The door opened, and Lu Yuanzheng ordered the servants to serve tea and water, while welcoming the guests to his home.

"Feel free to explore. I was actually an architect by profession, so most of the buildings and structures in the courtyard were designed by me."

The guests came to the courtyard and were amazed by the cat castle.

[Wow! What a beautiful cat castle!]

[Even the young lady's dog doesn't have such a beautiful castle!]

Lu Yanyan:

If you want to praise someone, then that's fine. Lin Cha, why are you still trying to put him down? If you say that, I'll build a dog castle for my Lucky too!

"Haha, it's just so-so, how can it compare to a young lady..." Lu Yuanzheng replied instinctively, feeling contented. But halfway through his words, he was surprised to find... Who said this? Did someone just speak?

Lu Yuanzheng looked around. When everyone entered the courtyard just now, they were busy looking around. No one was talking at all!

Then, Lu Yuanzheng heard the girl's clear spring-like voice again -

Wow! There's a fountain here! And a small bridge just for cats! It's like walking into a cat world! So cute!

[Ahhh! Those two cats are hugging each other! They're licking each other's fur! This is a real-life cat movie, right?^^]

Lu Yuanzheng widened his eyes.

Because he likes gossip, Lu Yuanzheng also watches the live broadcast of "Leisure Life" and is considered a loyal viewer of the show. Otherwise, he would not have been able to get the qualification to adopt a cat.

Although the voice just now didn't appear much in the show, Lu Yuanzheng remembered it clearly. It was Lin Cha's voice!

But he just saw clearly that Lin Cha didn't say anything!!!

Liu Mingqian noticed Lu Yuanzheng's surprise and guessed that the theme of this episode was to visit cat adopters, so the adopters were automatically listed as program guests, and Lu Yuanzheng also got a seat at the show.

But it’s nothing, just one more person to enjoy the show with.

Liu Mingqian patted Lu Yuanzheng on the shoulder and said calmly, "You'll get used to it!"

Just get used to it

Lu Yuanzheng rolled his eyes.

Could it be that... Lin Cha has always been like this

Lu Yuanzheng suddenly remembered that during the live broadcast of the show, the guests might be in a daze when they had nothing to do, or they might suddenly burst into laughter or suddenly become furious... He didn't understand it before, and thought that these guests were moody. Now it seems that it is because they can hear Lin Cha's voice.

One person's voice can be heard!

Lu Yuanzheng sincerely felt that Lin Cha was quite pitiful.

*

[It’s a cat movie! Definitely a cat movie!]

Lin Cha had no idea what Lu Yuanzheng was thinking and was only focused on petting the cat.

She was holding a chubby rag doll in her arms, and her eyes were fixed on the cats "rolling in the sheets" in the cat house in front of her, watching with great interest.

[Alas, what a pity! So many cats must have been neutered. It's just the two males snuggling together for warmth.]

Poor little kitties! It's okay. Even though you don't have your little bells anymore, you still have your big villa! You're still the happiest little kitties... Hey, how come this cat still has eggs? Eggs!

Lin Cha's eyes suddenly lit up.

A beautiful blue cat strolled along the newly constructed catwalk. The morning sun streamed in, illuminating the exterior walls. Its silhouette was visible through the glass side of the catwalk. Its back was turned toward Lin Cha, its little butt wiggling. On it lay a furry, gray-blue egg, gently dangling. It was so lovely it was tempting to squeeze it.

After the blue cat disappeared into the cat house, another Munchkin with a big, fluffy tail emerged, just as graceful and beautiful, with its little white egg dangling gently.

[Is this cat... not sterilized?]

Lin Cha showed a puzzled look.

[At this rate, with so many cats in one yard, when they're in heat, they're bound to get into trouble!]

Cat lover Zhou Zexu nodded vigorously.

How can cats not be sterilized! And Lu Yuanzheng has been a pet blogger for two years, it is impossible that he does not know about this!

The guests looked around, carefully observing each cat in the courtyard. Lu Yuanzheng owns a wide variety of cats, including Ragdolls, Blue Cats, Munchkins, Silver Tabby Cats, Chinchillas, Devons, Siamese... and surprisingly, every one of them has testicles, and none of them have been neutered!

【All nine are male cats】

Lin Cha was shocked again, but this also explained why so many cats hadn't been neutered and why none of them were pregnant. After all, they were all male...

Lin Cha was caught off guard and remembered the cat movie he had just seen when he entered the house, where a pair of Devon and Chinchilla were playing. He had originally thought that they were two males pecking each other, but now it seemed that they were two little male cats who couldn't get a female cat and were having an estrus.

Zhou Zexu looked at Lu Yuanzheng and asked in confusion, "Teacher Lu, with so many cats, why don't you send the male cats for sterilization? Not sterilizing is bad for cats!"

Lu Yuanzheng had already heard Lin Cha's thoughts. After a moment of panic, he quickly said, "They're not old enough yet. Even though these cats have grown up, they're still young and not suitable for sterilization..."

[No way]

Lin Cha immediately refuted Lu Yuanzheng in the face.

This Ragdoll is already three years old, the Munchkin is four, and the Siamese is two! Can't cats be neutered at eight months old?

This is what the guests learned at the pet hospital yesterday: male cats can be sterilized as early as 8 months old, and the optimal time is around 1 year old; female cats can be sterilized as early as 6 months old, and the optimal time is 8-14 months old [Note 1].

Sterilization of cats and dogs can reduce their incidence of diseases and prolong their lifespan, which is extremely beneficial for these small animals.

Lu Yuanzheng is clearly a pet blogger, but it is very strange that he did not sterilize the animals.

Fortunately, there are no female cats here, and even Guangzong's baby who is to be adopted is a little male cat with eggs, so nothing will happen.

[With so many male cats together...will they become gay? Men who are often together, or sleep together, will become gay...]

Lu Yanyan couldn't help laughing.

Lin Cha was implicitly mocking Bao Wenhan, Zhu Mingzhi, and the gay couple he met at the "Light of Tomorrow" training camp a few days ago who had fallen in love with each other over time!

But with so many male cats together, would the male cats become gay... she really didn't know.

Netizens in the live broadcast room were also surprised to learn that Lu Yuanzheng’s cats were not sterilized.

[How could that be? I've followed Zheng Zheng's videos. He even made a science video about the benefits of pet sterilization!]

[But the guests were there, so they must have noticed the cat wasn't neutered! It's hard to tell if a female cat is neutered, but the male cat has two eggs. Aren't they obvious?]

[I saw someone in the comments section discussing that Lu Yuanzheng's cats weren't neutered, and Lu Yuanzheng said it was because they weren't old enough. But it's been so long! They're still not old enough.]

[A group of male cats, not a big deal, they can't possibly produce a litter of kittens.]

[But sterilization not only reduces the risk of endless reproduction, it's also good for the animals' health! And there are definitely stray cats near Lu Yuanzheng's house. If any stray female cats crawl into the yard, it would be disastrous!]

[Anyway, it’s wrong not to sterilize your cat!]

Voices condemning Lu Yuanzheng for not sterilizing his cats gradually appeared on the Internet. Guests at the scene also questioned Lu Yuanzheng why he didn't sterilize his cats. Lu Yuanzheng was very flustered and could only bite the bullet and say that being a pet blogger is not easy and he also has to spend time building a cat castle, so he forgot about it.

"It's better to do it today than to wait for a better day. Since today is the day, let's send all these cats for sterilization!" Lu Yanyan suggested.

Anyway, there is a pet hospital nearby. Although Zhang Yuan has been taken away, Dr. Kang and Dr. Chen are good at sterilization surgery and are more than capable of sterilizing the kitten.

"ah!"

Lu Yuanzheng was stunned for a moment. "I, I'll definitely get them neutered in a couple of days! Or maybe, forget about it today! Don't you still have to record a show and give away kittens to other adopters? It's not good to spend too much time with me!!!"

"No rush, just take the cat to the veterinary clinic," Lu Yanyan said with a smile. "You live in the same neighborhood, and the veterinary clinic is only two blocks away. It's not far, we'll get there soon."

"After sending the cat to be sterilized, we will visit other adopters."

The guests all agreed with this suggestion, especially Zhou Zexu. It was just a matter of sending the cat for sterilization, which wouldn't waste much time.

Only Lu Yuanzheng's already long face gradually became even longer, with a forced smile on his face.

The guests turned to the Da Pet Hospital.

However, after one day, the pet hospital had changed completely, and the photo of Zhang Yuan, the "returned overseas pet doctor" that was originally hanging on the wall was also removed.

Without the famous doctor Zhang Yuan, the hospital director had to recruit other doctors. The residents around knew that the hospital had had problems and were not very willing to bring their pets to the hospital for treatment.

Dr. Kang and Dr. Chen were moved to tears when they saw the guests appear.

"You're the only ones who still believe in our medical skills!" Dr. Kang said excitedly. "They all say we're fake doctors. That's nonsense. We do sterilization surgeries perfectly!"

"That's right!" Dr. Chen agreed. "We've sterilized nearly a hundred cats in the past! Dr. Zhang... Dr. Zhang Yuan, although not a real veterinarian, lets us catch stray cats and sterilize them, which is good practice! So our animal sterilization skills are pretty good!"

The more Dr. Kang and Dr. Chen boasted, the more frightened Lu Yuanzheng became, and cold sweat even broke out on his forehead.

Lin Cha looked at Lu Yuanzheng suspiciously.

[It's strange. They were neutering his cat, not him. Why is he so upset?]

Kill my cat...

Isn't that what I'm about to lose!!!

Lu Yuanzheng only thought about this and didn't say it out loud.

The guests entrusted Lu Yuanzheng's nine male cats to doctors Kang and Chen. A sterilization operation only takes about ten minutes, and the two of them can probably complete it within two hours.

After completing the sterilization, the guests said goodbye to doctors Kang and Chen, and handed Guangzong's baby, a cute cow cat, to Lu Yuanzheng, ready to meet the next adopter.

Lu Yuanzheng watched the bus go away, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and breathed a sigh of relief.

He turned around and slipped into the pet hospital without hesitation.

No sterilization!

His babies must not be sterilized!

On the operating table, the Siamese cat was anesthetized, its limbs tied to the four ends of the operating table, its tongue protruding, its eyes rolled back, and it looked as if it had lost all desire to live.

Next to them, Lu Yuanzheng and several of his beloved cats had been given anesthesia and had their limbs tied up, ready to be cut up.

"My poor darlings..."

Seeing this, Lu Yuanzheng's eyes turned red with sadness. "What the hell did these scumbags do to you? I'm here to save you!"

Fortunately, the surgery hadn't started yet, and the doctors and nurses were preparing for it, so Lu Yuanzheng's infiltration went smoothly. However, all nine cats had fainted, making it difficult to take them away. So, Lu Yuanzheng brought the veterinary hospital's transport cart and placed the unconscious cats on it one by one.

There was also a cow cat in his pocket. It had no idea what Lu Yuanzheng was doing. It just curiously poked its head out of his pocket and meowed softly occasionally.

"Meow meow meow"

Lu Yuanzheng was nimble and quick, and he quickly freed the nine cats' claws from their imprisonment. He gently picked up each cat as if they were treasures.

"Don't worry, Daddy won't let you be castrated. I'll take you home right now..."

"What are you doing!!!"

The door of the pet hospital's operating room was flung open, and Lu Yanyan and other guests were standing at the door!

"You, why are you back?"

——The guests thought that it would be a spectacular sight if all the cats had been sterilized and were all wearing collars of shame in rows. They also wanted to discuss with Lu Yuanzheng that after sending the cats back, they should take some shots of the nine cats wearing collars of shame.

When I came back, I saw Lu Yuanzheng "saving a cat".

Lu Yuanzheng was so frightened that he trembled and almost fell down. He grabbed the operating table next to him to steady himself. He accidentally pressed on the cat's hand, but the cat had been anesthetized and didn't feel anything.

"I, I..." Lu Yuanzheng was speechless.

But when the guests looked at the "rescued" cat, they suddenly realized.

"You don't want your cat to be sterilized?" Zhou Zexu asked.

Lu Yuanzheng's eyes fixed, he gritted his teeth and said, "Yes! I can't accept my cat being castrated!"

"As the saying goes, your body and hair are inherited from your parents! Our family is quite traditional! This is how I was raised! I can't accept this. My cats are my children! They, they... must be intact!"

【is that so】

Lin Cha looked at Lu Yuanzheng's clothes with curiosity.

[But Lu Yuanzheng also has pierced ears! Oh, and double eyelid surgery! He also had facial slimming injections!]

[It's said that our bodies and hair are given by our parents, but it seems we're not that pious!]

Lu Yuanzheng choked.

Can this be confused with removing the eggs? They are eggs! They are the lifeblood of a male cat!

"In short! These cats are mine, you can't castrate them!" Lu Yuanzheng said firmly.

At this time, he was not familiar with Lin Cha.

He knew that everyone could hear Lin Cha's thoughts... but he didn't know that they could hear more.

[There is a problem! There is definitely a problem!]

As Lin Cha was thinking this, his consciousness had already opened the system.

Lu Yuanzheng doesn't want his cat neutered, there must be another reason... Is it cat abuse or something...?

【Holy crap!!!】

Lin Cha's voice instantly rose several degrees, echoing throughout the operating room -

[The reason Lu Yuanzheng didn't want to do it was... he actually liked watching cats having sex and he couldn't get an erection if he didn't spy on them!!!]

【What kind of weird habit is this!】