The 98th melon

In the seventh episode of "Leisure Life", Director Yu did not invite any guests, nor did he assign any farm work to the guests.

The theme of this episode revolves around "Cute Pets." In the second episode, the guests helped their neighbor, Grandma Xia, find the six children of the calico cat Guangzong, who had hidden them in six different places. Grandma Xia then commissioned them to find suitable adopters for the six rural cats.

As soon as the news was released, many viewers who were watching the live broadcast room signed up enthusiastically, all wanting to get a kitten. The program team also reviewed the applicants many times and finalized six adopters.

At that time, the kitten was less than one month old and had not yet been weaned, so it was not suitable for it to leave its mother. Therefore, the program team and the adopter decided to wait for a while until the kitten grew up a little before adopting it.

More than a month passed in a blink of an eye, and it was time to send the kittens away.

Director Yu stood on a stone platform in the leisure courtyard and announced loudly, "Your task this episode is to take the kittens to the veterinary hospital for an experience. Afterwards, you'll send the kittens to their respective adopters. The first day will be for a physical examination, and the next two days will be for the delivery of the kittens to their adopters. The filming will last for three days in total."

The guests each held a kitten in their arms, showing a rare interest in the task Director Yu had announced. The audience in the live studio were moved by the sight of the chubby kittens.

[Cats are so cool! I hope every child in Guangzong can find a suitable adopter!]

[Wow, what a shame I wasn't selected! I really want a kitten!]

Grandma Xia and Guangzong really take good care of their cats. Every one of them is so sleek and cute...

[Upstairs, please don't use such words to describe cats!]

…

The calico cat Guangzong sat on the stone table and licked his paws comfortably. Next to him was a domestic brand of cat food, which was one of the gg merchants of the program team. With Guangzong's promotion, the sales were particularly good.

Everyone was excited about the next task, except Director Yu, who seemed a little unhappy. He was wearing a wrinkled shirt and had faint dark circles under his eyes.

"Director Yu looks so grim... Could he be unhappy with this mission?" Zhou Zexu asked curiously. "This mission is indeed a bit easier!"

Lu Yanyan said angrily, "He's just like that. He doesn't let us do any farm work and tires us out, and he gets upset! I'm definitely going to change the show for the second season. It can't be this tiring!"

The other guests nodded in agreement.

Director Yu just can't stand seeing them being too leisurely!

Lin Cha, on the other hand, was comfortably stroking the head of the little orange cat in his arms, and his fingers were stroking the little orange cat's chin vigorously. The little orange cat looked very comfortable and happy.

[Miss, you've misunderstood Director Yu!]

Director Yu isn't unhappy with our mission; he clearly didn't sleep well last night, so he's in a bad mood today!

I didn't sleep well last night

The guests' ears pricked up.

There hasn't been anything serious happening recently, so why didn't Director Yu sleep well?

"Isn't it because of his smelly feet that his sister-in-law kicked him out of the room again?" Liu Mingqian teased with a smile, "Why doesn't he change his stinky habit of not washing his feet?"

The guests looked at Director Yu's feet and shook their heads. When they had tricked Han Ziqi into licking his feet, it had cured his foot fetish. Now, he had PTSD when he saw men's feet, and he had no interest in either man or woman.

But Director Yu still regards not washing feet as an achievement of hard work as always.

With this in mind, the guests instinctively moved away from Director Yu to avoid being infected by their smelly feet.

Suddenly, Lin Cha exclaimed, "Huh?"

Director Yu suffered from insomnia because his pet dog fell ill and he spent the entire night in the hospital taking care of it.

I never thought Director Yu, who looks so careless and doesn't even like to wash his feet, is actually such a meticulous person in private!

They actually misunderstood Director Yu.

The guests showed some guilt on their faces.

But come to think of it, Director Yu would tease Grandma Xia's big yellow dog whenever he had the chance, so he obviously loves animals!

[However, Director Yu's puppy has always been healthy. How come he suddenly became so seriously ill?]

Lin Cha's heart was filled with worry as she continued to dig deeper into the cause of the puppy's illness. It would have been fine if she hadn't looked at it, but when she did, she was so frightened that she almost dropped the little orange cat in her arms.

Director Yu's dog got sick... because he'd sneaked home at night to get some money. To avoid waking his wife and children with the loudest of footsteps, he'd taken off his shoes and quietly slipped into the room. The puppy, sensing Director Yu's return, happily ran to greet him, even sniffing his feet!

[After smelling it, the dog's eyes rolled back and he passed out!!!]

Guests:

This turned out to be the real reason why the puppy was sick!

The guests' expressions were quite complicated for a moment, and their eyes looking at Director Yu were mixed with various emotions.

The dog was smoked to death. Is this really a foot? It's not a poison gas bomb.

Grandma Xia's big yellow dog is so strong. It licked Director Yu's feet so many times and it was fine!

*

After determining the tasks for today's program, the guests packed up and prepared to take the cats to the pet hospital in Hai City for examination.

Grandma Xia was not accompanying the guests due to her age, but Guangzong was reluctant to leave his child behind, and when he saw the guests carrying his cub on the bus, he got on without hesitation.

Behind it were the other six castrated male cats it had slept with, wagging their tails and looking at Guangzong eagerly.

Guangzong was resolute and left without looking back, leaving behind a dashing figure.

As soon as it got on the bus, it walked around with its tail raised, and finally snuggled into Lu Yanyan's arms.

——In this regard, Guangzong likes to rub against women's calves and also likes to get into women's arms, but he never approaches Lincha.

In fact, Guangzong also liked Lin Cha before, but after she joined the melon-eating position, Guangzong no longer contacted Lin Cha.

The guests speculated: Guangzong still has Lin Cha's favor, and he keeps hearing Lin Cha's thoughts in his head, which makes him annoyed.

At this moment, the kitten was lying comfortably in Lu Yanyan's arms, occasionally licking the fur of its own kitten, and occasionally glaring at Lin Cha, smirking at her. Its eyes clearly said: Why is this woman so annoying!

Lin Cha knew nothing about this.

Even though Guangzong glared at her, Lin Cha's inner voice was -

【Cute, cute, cute!】

【I want to rua!

I want to suck! I want to kiss, hug and lift you up high!]

She even increased her favorability towards Guangzong, but when the value exceeded 60, it was no longer displayed.

This is also a new rule discovered by the guests: once Lin Cha's favorability towards them exceeds 60, it will no longer be displayed.

Lin Cha's favorability rating for the guests at the event was over 60 and no longer displayed. They had already recorded seven episodes together, so it was normal for them to have this level of favorability.

Zhou Zexu and Jiang Mingkai are the happiest two people. They will finally not be squeezed out of the melon-eating seats anymore! God knows how scared they are every time a new guest appears and exceeds the number of people!

The bus drove out of Qingchuan Village amid Lin Cha's never-ending voice and the meowing of cats and kittens. It drove slowly on the road for more than an hour before stopping and arriving at the door of the pet hospital.

*

This is a pet hospital located in the western suburbs of Hai City. There is a wealthy area nearby, and many families have cats and dogs. They will send their cats and dogs here for treatment when they are sick or in pain.

When Director Yu and the others appeared, the nurse at the front desk immediately came out to greet them. "Mr. Yu, you're here! Your puppy is out of danger and has been returned to its cage to rest. After a few hours of observation, you can take it home!"

Director Yu murmured, "Hmm," but seeing the guests staring at him with half-smiles, he quickly said, "My son Wangcai ate expired canned food and got sick, so he came to the hospital!"

"oh"

The guests dragged out their words, "Is that really the case? Isn't it because I smelled something strange?"

Director Yu's heart skipped a beat.

"It's because I ate bad canned food!"

It's not because of his smelly feet!

The nurse couldn't hear Lin Cha's thoughts, nor did she know the true cause of Wangcai's illness. She could only remind Director Yu based on what she knew, "Mr. Yu, your dog has fungal pneumonia this time. It's probably from repeated exposure to infected substances. So, when you get home, you should keep your home clean and don't let your dog come into contact with dirty things again..."

Dirty things...

Dirty things...

Director Yu felt so wronged that he wanted to cry.

Those are just his feet! They are not dirty things!

Yaozu licked it so many times, it's all fine!

The guests remained noncommittal.

Hearing the nurse's reminder, the group of people were a little frightened.

"Why don't you bring Yaozu along next time?"

"Yaozu has been licking it for two months. I think his whole lung is..."

"Fuck! I feel a little sorry for Yaozu, what should I do?"

…

After exchanging pleasantries with the nurse, we got down to business for today’s shoot.

The program crew had already discussed with the pet hospital, which provided the filming environment. The guests learned how to deworm kittens and take them for physical examinations. The live broadcast would capture the pet hospital's sign, which was also a disguised way of giving the hospital a thumbs-up.

At this time, Dr. Zhang Yuan from the pet hospital came out of the operating room and took off his white coat.

The nurses in the lobby immediately said attentively, "Doctor Zhang, thank you for your hard work!"

"It's just a cryptorchid castration surgery," Zhang Yuan said softly. "Under my guidance, Doctor Kang is now able to perform it independently."

"Dr. Zhang is truly worthy of his doctorate in clinical veterinary medicine!" a nurse exclaimed. "Dr. Kang was just an intern before! He couldn't even hold a scalpel steadily, but under Dr. Zhang's guidance, he can now perform these surgeries!"

"Ever since the director invited Dr. Zhang, I feel that our hospital has made great progress!"

The nurses complimented the young doctor, who was in his early thirties. Zhang Yuan smiled warmly, neither humble nor overbearing, and looked aloof from the world.

"These are just minor surgeries," Zhang Yuan said. "As long as Dr. Kang practices more, he'll be able to perform at my level sooner or later."

Dr. Kang came out of the operating room after the surgery, his face full of admiration for Zhang Yuan. "Dr. Zhang, you're a PhD student with experience studying abroad at a prestigious university! Even if I practice for a few more years, I can't compare to you."

The nurses thought the same thing in their hearts, and when they looked at Zhang Yuan again, they felt that this doctor was young and handsome, and his professional level was also first-class. It was hard not to admire him.

After a few more small talk, the nurse at the front desk brought the topic back to Zhang Yuan, introducing him. "Doctor Zhang, this is our guest for today's program. The director said you're the face of our hospital, so you need to take them to the kitten for a checkup and teach them some tips on raising a cat."

A trace of imperceptible panic flashed in Zhang Yuan's eyes. He stared at the camera for two seconds, then remembered that he had just come out of the operating room and was still wearing a mask, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

After thinking for a moment, Zhang Yuan said, "The director should leave this opportunity to the younger doctors in the hospital! I think Dr. Kang is much more suitable than me!"

"I..." Dr. Kang was stunned and quickly waved his hands. "The director said you, so it must be you! You're a top surgeon in our hospital, and you have an impressive education, so of course you should come!"

Zhang Yuan was hesitant and expressed that he was not willing to show his face in public, but he could not persuade the other doctors and nurses. After thinking it over, everyone decided to let Zhang Yuan wear a mask to guide the guests on how to take care of their pet cats.

Lu Yanyan held her chin and looked curiously at Zhang Yuan who was being dragged by the stylist to do a simple hairstyle.

——Even though Zhang Yuan had to wear a mask on camera, the program team asked the stylist to adjust his hairstyle to make him look more refreshed and photogenic.

"Looking at Dr. Zhang, I thought he was the type who loved to show off!" Lu Yanyan said, "I didn't expect him to be so reserved."

Yes!

Lin Cha, though a background presence, echoed Lu Yanyan's thoughts. [He spoke with dignity and a good sense of humor while chatting with the nurses. He looked like an E with excellent social skills, but I never expected he was actually an I!]

"Some geniuses are like that," Liu Mingqian said. "Maybe Dr. Zhang is just too proud of his profession. He's very outgoing when talking about it, but he lacks confidence when it comes to things outside of his profession!"

Chen Xianzhi was puzzled. "Taking us to get a physical examination for the kitten and then teaching us the things to pay attention to when raising a cat, isn't that his specialty?"

Liu Mingqian choked.

When I think about it, it seems to be true, but I don’t know how to answer it.

The assistant dean next to him looked guilty. "It was our fault for not considering this. We didn't expect Dr. Zhang would mind this. If you insist that doctors appear on camera, we can arrange for other doctors to provide guidance. This is just the basics. We didn't arrange it well."

The program crew felt that there was nothing wrong with wearing a mask, so they didn't ask the pet hospital to replace the staff.

Lin Cha stared at Zhang Yuan who was introducing the cat's physical examination to the guests, squinting his eyes slightly.

[Somehow, it feels a bit strange...]

She looked at the group photo of doctors hanging in the pet hospital, and Zhang Yuan was smiling brightly.

Zhang Yuan is not someone who is against being in front of the camera; he just seems to be against appearing in this kind of public live broadcast.

Lin Cha was flipping through the system when suddenly she screamed and her eyes widened instantly.

[I told you! There's something wrong!]

[How does that saying go? When you're out and about, you create your own identity! Turns out you're an imposter. No wonder you're camera-shy!]

Guests:

What what what what

What fakes?

[Zhang Yuan's resume for the interview was fabricated by him. His diplomas from prestigious overseas universities and ID card were all fake!]

[The name is real, but he thought it was a common name and it wouldn't be a big deal.]

The guests blinked.

It's all fake

So Zhang Yuan forged an identity and applied for a job at this hospital. He wasn't actually a veterinarian, and he hadn't graduated from a prestigious university!

The key is how he hid it from the HR! He even got the job successfully!

[Smack, smack… Zhang Yuan is so lucky!]

The director of this hospital isn't a doctor, just a lazy rich kid with too much money to spend. He originally opened this pet hospital just to provide a nearby hospital for his cats if they got sick at night, so he doesn't care about the operation of the hospital at all!

After seeing Zhang Yuan's experience studying abroad at a prestigious university, the wealthy second-generation immediately agreed to let him join the company!!

Of course, the main reason was that the rich second generation was a poor student and had no idea how to verify the authenticity of overseas academic qualifications. But he instinctively felt that no one in the world was so bold as to forge something like veterinary medicine.

After all, once you enter the operating room, won't you be exposed?

The guests felt the same way.

The person Zhang Yuan was impersonating wasn't an ordinary person, he was a doctor! Even if he was just a veterinarian, he still had to operate on small animals!

The key point is that he just came out of the operating room, and those doctors clearly praised his excellent surgical skills!

"Even if his degree is fake, he might actually have a relevant major," Zhou Zexu speculated. "Veterinarians are still quite professional!"

The other guests echoed, "Of course it's true. This isn't like the last time Wei Xinyi impersonated her sister. Just looking like her was enough; it didn't require any technical skills at all." But impersonating a veterinarian—how much relevant knowledge would be required? Just think about it!

Zhang Yuan must have studied veterinary medicine! It's just that he probably went to a very low-ranking school...

Then, the guests heard Lin Cha's surprised voice and slapped them hard!

Zhang Yuan actually majored in philosophy in college! It has nothing to do with veterinary medicine!

philosophy

philosophy

The guests looked confused, with a lot of question marks in their heads.

Forget about the resume and the interview, how on earth did he do it in the operating room?

The guests were particularly curious about this.

Lin Cha was also very curious and immediately dug up Zhang Yuan's past.

Let me see...

Zhang Yuan had trouble finding a job after graduating from university because he majored in philosophy, whereas one of his cousins, who studied medicine, found a job easily.

Zhang Yuan then considered this, but he knew he couldn't pretend to be a doctor, so he set his sights on a veterinarian.

He first caught various injured stray animals, pretended to be a pet lover, and took the animals to the veterinary hospital. While listening to the veterinarian's diagnosis, he asked various questions and explained the relevant veterinary precautions.

But he had no money and no intention to pay for the stray animal's treatment. After consulting a veterinarian, he sneaked away!

He used this trick to inquire at all the local veterinary hospitals. Later, knowing he couldn't survive in his hometown, he forged his resume and academic credentials and came to Hai City to look for a job!

[And as soon as he arrived, he ran into that unlucky rich second-generation guy!]

So even though Zhang Yuan had no veterinary experience at all, he still looked like a veterinarian because he had disguised himself as a patient's family member and had visited nearly a hundred veterinary hospitals to learn!

Common diseases in small animals are not complicated, and Zhang Yuan has mastered simple examinations and data, so he can easily get away with it.

The guests were amazed by this.

If you take stray animals to so many pet hospitals to learn and then buy some books to read, you might be able to get by.

But what about surgery?

The guests were still puzzled. Surgery requires practice. The pet hospital would definitely not let Zhang Yuan watch the surgery! How did Zhang Yuan learn to perform surgery on small animals?

Soon, Lin Cha also saw the information about Zhang Yuan's surgery -

[Sure enough! Zhang Yuan doesn't know how to perform surgery at all!]

[In the first two days at the veterinary hospital, the doctors and nurses were truly mesmerized by his "exquisite" skills, believing him to be a veteran who had studied abroad!]

[But on the third day, a large golden retriever was sent in for sterilization. Zhang Yuan was the only veterinarian in the entire pet hospital who could perform the procedure. The others were just recent university graduates hired by wealthy second-generation veterinarians...]

Zhang Yuan…he was panicking, but he still changed into a disposable surgical gown and went on stage. Then, there, he actually asked Dr. Kang how to sterilize a golden retriever!

"Dr. Kang, tell me, what should we pay attention to when performing sterilization surgery on large dogs?"

Doctor Kang paused, stunned for a moment, and immediately realized that it was Doctor Zhang who was guiding him!

Dr. Kang straightened his back. This was his teacher's chance to assess him, so of course he had to perform well! Only then would Dr. Zhang give him the opportunity to be the lead surgeon in the future!

So Dr. Kang used all his skills to recall the knowledge points he had memorized and repeat them word for word.

Zhang Yuan had an unfathomable look on his face. He didn't nod, didn't shake his head, and didn't make any comments.

Dr. Kang was panicked and thought he had answered wrongly. He felt very uneasy.

Zhang Yuan turned to ask Dr. Chen next to him, "Dr. Chen, was there anything missing in Dr. Kang's answer just now?"

Dr. Chen:

Doctor Chen was also an intern and had never been involved in surgery before. He was panicked when he heard this and thought that Zhang Yuan was testing him! He racked his brains for a long time and finally found a minor mistake.

Dr. Kang lowered his head in shame.

really……

My answer wasn't perfect, but Dr. Zhang immediately noticed the problem!

But then he heard Zhang Yuandao say, "Your two answers are not complete, but when combined, they are a complete answer! So, now I'm giving you a chance to perform this operation. Are you confident?"

"We" Dr. Kang and Dr. Chen were extremely surprised.

Both of them had just graduated and were only on their third day of internship at this hospital, and they had already been offered the opportunity to be the lead surgeon!

But can they?

They are just college graduates!

What if the operation fails?

Zhang Yuan noticed the panic of the two and smiled warmly, "Don't worry, I'm here to guide you! I'll be there for you, nothing will go wrong!"

Doctors Kang and Chen instantly became confident: "Okay!"

As long as they have Dr. Zhang's back, they believe they can do it!

Throughout the whole process, Zhang Yuan "watched" the two people's surgery and kept encouraging them with words——

"Very good, you did a great job!"

"Are you sure you want to cut here? Think carefully before you act!"

"Don't shake your hands! You are doctors! How can a doctor's hands shake?"

"I'm here! Be bold and careful! Trust me! Nothing will happen!"

*

Zhang Yuan's first surgery at this hospital was successfully completed just like that!

Lin Cha was filled with shock, and the faces of the guests who were eavesdropping on all this were also filled with shock.

This psychological quality is really amazing!

Even on the operating table, he still remained calm!

The key point is that Zhang Yuan not only tricked two interns into performing surgery on him, but also made them worship him.

Because of his unique operation, the hospital's ignorant veterinary graduates have mushroomed like mushrooms after rain, and have grown rapidly. Now they can all perform surgery independently...

[Whether it's a minor operation or a major one, Zhang Yuan uses this method to help his child grow!]

If you encounter something you don't know, just ask the intern next to you in a teacher's tone. Even if he's fake, the other doctors are all real!

After just one month on the job, none of the other doctors or nurses noticed anything, and Zhang Yuan became the most popular doctor at the pet hospital!

"He's just lucky," Zhou Zexu muttered. "If there really was an emergency, he wouldn't have time to ask the interns!"

The other guests also thought so.

However, Zhang Yuan had only been a veterinarian for a month, and this pet hospital was located in a wealthy area with good security. Most wealthy people took good care of their pets, so major accidents rarely occurred.

But - just because it didn't happen doesn't mean it will never happen.

Just as Zhou Zexu finished speaking, the door of the pet hospital was suddenly kicked open, and a man rushed into the pet hospital holding his fat Husky.

"Doctor Zhang! Doctor Zhang! My baby was hit by a car! Help!"

All guests:!!!

It’s over, something’s happening!

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Recommend a new fantasy novel by a friend: "The Lucky Cat Fell into the World and Was Stolen" by Xiao Yuanmanman

Super Healing ID: 8538352

The lucky cat Yuanbao came down to earth, but was hit by a truck as soon as he landed, and eight and a half of his nine lives were lost.

Yuanbao was sent to the pet hospital for treatment, but the perverted doctor took the opportunity to sterilize him.

From then on, the apple of the eye of the God of Wealth fell into poverty and became a soulless, missing part of a three-legged cat.

Revenging for sterilization, gathering all the destiny points, and returning to heaven became Yuanbao's top priority.

While in the hospital, her identity as a lucky cat attracted greed and caused trouble. Yuanbao decisively put on the vest of the matchmaker cat, and from then on, the hospital was turned into a blind date corner by her.

In order to seek revenge, Yuanbao secretly arranged a marriage for the perverted doctor.

When the perverted doctor found out, he grabbed Yuanbao by the scruff of the neck, gritted his teeth, and sternly warned him: I already have someone I like, if you dare to try to get me married again, I will make you pay for it!

Yuanbao clapped happily: Wow, there is such a good thing

Yuanbao was staying at the doctor's house, but he arrogantly claimed to be the king: "The lucky cat has come to earth and needs to be worshipped. Bring the offerings."

The perverted doctor crossed his arms and looked down at her condescendingly, "Little ancestor, you eat my food, drink my water, wear my clothes, and live in my house. It's good enough that I don't ask you to call me master. You are already a cat being kept, so don't try to get an independent cat space."

Yuanbao's noses shot up to the sky, and he said arrogantly: "Humph, what nonsense are you talking about? Only dogs have masters, and we cats only have employees."

[Greedy and lustful, a sickly and venomous lucky cat VS a jealous and scheming person, a gentle and fatherly perverted pet doctor]