Sweat! I'm a Mountain Ranger, Not a Zoo Keeper

In the northernmost part of China, the Greater Khingan Mountains. Meng Fei, suffering from a terminal illness, gained a live-streaming system that would extend his life. To survive, Meng Fei return...

Chapter 175 Uncle and Aunt ate my semen!

Seeing that the two little ones had fallen asleep, Meng Fei squatted beside the bushes and picked a full pot of raspberries. He planned to give half of them to his second aunt. Raspberries are rich in trace elements and eating them regularly can achieve the effect of beautifying the skin.

Then Meng Fei returned to the house and wanted to put the two Saker Falcons down, but the two little guys grabbed Meng Fei's clothes tightly and refused to let go. This made Meng Fei helpless, and he had to take them to his second uncle's house.

When they arrived at their second uncle's house, they were enjoying the cool in the yard. They were very happy to see Meng Fei coming.

"Dog, what brought you here? Come here! I just washed an apple, have one... Hmm? This is on your shoulder!"

When the second uncle was halfway through his words, he noticed the two Saker Falcons on Meng Fei's shoulders. His eyes suddenly widened and he pointed at the two Saker Falcons on Meng Fei's shoulders in shock.

"Dog! Why does this thing look so much like a Saker Falcon?!"

Meng Fei nodded and said with a smile: "Hehe, Second Uncle, you have a good eye. These are really two Gakers. I picked them up when I was hunting in the mountains before. At that time, I thought they were just two ordinary birds. I only found out today that they are Gakers."

Hearing Meng Fei's words, the second uncle showed envy in his eyes and said, "This thing is a good thing. Think about the one your grandfather had back then. It made the elders and villagers in the surrounding villages envious. One time, I remember it most vividly. That day, I was learning how to set a trap from your grandfather, and the Saker Falcon brought back a half-grown wild boar, which was more than two or three times bigger than it!"

The second uncle stared at the two Saker Falcons with envy and couldn't help but reach out to touch them.

But just when the second uncle's body was about to touch the Saker Falcon on Meng Fei's left shoulder, the Saker Falcon suddenly opened its eyes, shook its head, and the second uncle screamed and covered his right hand.

Blood immediately flowed out from between his fingers, dripping onto the ground.

Feeling the severe pain in his hand, the second uncle couldn't help but gasp and said, "This little calf is quite powerful. Forget it, I won't touch it anymore. Wife, quickly get some gauze or something and bandage it for me. This triangular cut is the most difficult to heal."

Upon seeing this, Second Aunt quickly ran back into the house to get out iodine and gauze to bandage Second Uncle's wound. A triangular wound suddenly appeared on the back of Second Uncle's hand. The wound was not particularly deep, and it was obvious that Haidongqing did not kill him. If he had used all his strength, two of Second Uncle's tendons would have been broken.

Seeing this, Meng Fei felt a little embarrassed. He took the gauze and iodine from his second aunt and carefully helped his second uncle treat the wound.

"Uncle, I'm sorry. This is the first time these two little guys have come out, so they are quite cautious. You said...ah...I even hurt your hand."

"Stop, stop, stop! What's the big deal? You're not missing any limbs. It's just a cut. It will heal in two days. Don't take it seriously." Seeing Meng Fei's apologetic face, the second uncle quickly stopped him from apologizing.

At this time, Second Aunt's eyes fell on the raspberries in the basin, and she immediately showed joy on her face, and said happily: "Oh! Aren't these raspberries! Gouzi, your raspberries are ripe!"

"Well, I just discovered it today, so I picked some for you to try." Meng Fei said with a smile.

"Oh, Gouzi is really thoughtful! He is much better than your second uncle. He just works all day long. He even forgot my birthday some time ago!" Second Aunt patted Meng Fei on the shoulder and praised him a few words, then looked at his second uncle with a complaining look.

"Okay, didn't I make egg noodles for you later......?"

"Bullshit! You call that egg noodles? Who cooks egg noodles with the egg shells? It's fine if you cook them together, but you threw the eggs into the pot without even washing them. When they were taken out of the pot, there was still a chicken feather on them!"

"I'm not an authentic fruit......" Uncle felt guilty, muttered softly and stopped talking back. He picked up the raspberries in the basin and started to taste them.

At this time, the sky had gradually darkened, and the fiery sunset glowed the entire Mengjiagou red. Meng Fei chatted with his uncle and aunt for a while and then got up to go home.

After returning home, the little animals were still asleep, so Meng Fei did not disturb them. He cleaned the yard and went into the house to rest.

At this time, Meng Fei saw the simple fox den made for the little fox, and he couldn't help feeling a little worried.

"I don't know how the little fox has been doing these days......"

Meng Fei was not worried that the little fox had no ability to survive in the woods, but he was afraid that the little fox had also been attacked by those unknown animals after seeing the dead animals in the woods this morning.

At this moment, the WeChat notification sound on Meng Fei's mobile phone suddenly rang. He picked it up and saw that it was a message from Qiubo.

[Dog! When are you coming? My mom has bought all the chickens, genuine three-yellow chickens, so fat.]

Seeing this, Meng Fei couldn't help but feel warm in his heart. When he was a child, his favorite dish was the chicken stewed with mushrooms made by Qiubo's mother. At that time, the hens in the family had to be kept for laying eggs and they were reluctant to eat them. So Meng Fei asked his grandfather to go up the mountain to catch pheasants and take them to Qiubo's mother to stew.

(ps: Chicken stewed with mushrooms is actually a modified version of Northeastern cuisine. In fact, it used to be called mushroom stewed with flying dragon, which is the flying dragon I mentioned before. When I was a child, flying dragon was not a protected animal. I would occasionally eat it during festivals. The taste was simply amazing. There was no need to add so many spices, just soy sauce and MSG. The freshness of the flying dragon and the freshness of the mushrooms were cleverly integrated together... I am drooling just thinking about it now...

Later, flying dragons were classified as protected animals, so the dish was changed to pheasant stewed with mushrooms. Then the pheasant also became a protected animal... and finally it became chicken stewed with mushrooms.

There is also the Northeastern Three Fresh Foods that everyone knows. In fact, it used to be called the Three Immortals, which were the Northeastern tiger, the blind bear, and the deer. But later they were not allowed to be eaten, so they were changed to eggplant, potato, and hot pepper. Hahahahaha. )

Meng Fei looked at the calendar, thought for a moment, and then replied to the message.

"We are going to have a welcoming party for Grandpa at noon tomorrow!"

The moment the message was sent, Qiu Bo replied with a message.

【roll!】

Thinking of Qiubo's deflated expression at this moment, Meng Fei couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Meng Fei chatted with everyone in the fan group for a while, then put down his phone and closed his eyes.

There were many things to do the next day. I had to visit Qiubo's mother, visit Old Xu, and finally have the saber reforged from the blacksmith. If there was enough time, I would go to the White Bone Peak to help the ranger uncle rescue his lover's bones from the ice hole.