Sweat! I'm a Mountain Ranger, Not a Zoo Keeper

In the northernmost part of China, the Greater Khingan Mountains. Meng Fei, suffering from a terminal illness, gained a live-streaming system that would extend his life. To survive, Meng Fei return...

Chapter 215: Special Skill: Bear Transforms into Polar Bear

"Big sister! It's a misunderstanding! It's definitely a misunderstanding! I thought it was an invasion of alien species. Let me explain... Hey!! Hey!! Don't do it!! A good man doesn't fight with a woman!!!"

The little squirrel had just said half of his words when he saw the bear running towards him, breathing heavily with his big nostrils.

The little squirrel was so frightened that he crawled to the roof. Only then he breathed a sigh of relief and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

(PS: Let me tell you a true story. When I was a child, the source of income for the villagers in our village was farming and mountain climbing. Basically, every family would raise two pigs. I remember it very clearly. That winter, the snow was very heavy and it was very cold. How cold was it? I just put the wood in the stove before going to bed. Before the second half of the night, the whole house was cold. I had to get up several times a night to add more wood.

Due to the heavy snow, all edible things were covered tightly by the snow. The animals in the mountains had nothing to eat, so they went down the mountain to look for food near human activity areas.

At that time, wild animals such as wolves and lynxes were often seen near our village, and some people even encountered Siberian tigers.

At that time, as soon as it got dark, the adults would not let us go out to play, for fear that we would be captured by wild animals.

Fortunately, my family bought a TV at that time. Although there were very few programs, it could still help kill time.

I remember it very clearly. The show that was being broadcasted was "The Mansion Gate" on CCTV-1. We were watching the scene where Bai Jingqi, as a child, took off his pants and fed the children's urine to drink. At that moment, a terrible roar came from outside the house.

My dad was startled and quickly picked up a flashlight and was about to go out. I put on my clothes and wanted to follow him, but my dad kicked me back and told me to stay in the house.

I had to lie on the window and breathe out for a long time before I could melt the ice on the window.

I saw my father holding a flashlight in one hand and an axe in the other, walking towards the pigpen carefully.

Before he could get close, a huge black shadow stood up. The shadow was several heads taller than my dad, and was big and strong.

My dad was also very scared at the time. I could clearly see his body trembling and his legs were almost unstable.

The black shadow was none other than the blind bear. When the blind bear saw my dad coming, it stood up immediately, obviously very frightened. It turned around and broke through the plastic sheet outside the pigpen and ran away.

Seeing the blind bear run away, I rushed out of the house with my mother and ran to my father. Although it was night, I could clearly see my father's face at that time. It could be said that he was pale and scared out of his wits.

I shook my dad several times before he came to his senses. He looked around with horror and saw that the blind bear had really run away. He then breathed a sigh of relief and picked me up.

When I shone the flashlight into the pigpen, I will never forget that scene.

My old sow was lying on the ground, dying, without any wounds on her body.

but!!

Half of the skin on the right side of his face was gone!

Half of his face was covered in blood, it was extremely creepy, and even his eyeballs were almost licked out.

Not long after, the old sow died.

Although the old sow died tragically, but...

The meat is really delicious.

The next morning, in order to ward off the fright of my father and me, my mother cooked a big pot of pickled cabbage and black sausage for us........

Later, other villagers learned about this and came to my house to see my dad. My dad was so arrogant that he said he was at the door of the pig pen and shouted loudly. He frightened the blind bear so much that he stood up. My dad raised his knife and chopped him. Seeing that my dad was so ruthless, the blind bear was so scared that he ran away with his head in his hands.

The villagers all gave my dad a thumbs up! They even gave him a nickname, Big Bear...

You know what, my dad was big and strong at that time, so he really suited this title.

This led to the fact that when I watched Boonie Bears, I was always immersed in the show... and brought my dad into it.

Hahahahahahahaha.

Later, my dad also found out that the bear in the cartoon was also called Big Bear, and he got so angry that his teeth were itching.

Now sometimes when I go home and drink with my grandfather, I always tease him about this.

"Big Bear, Big Bear, Baldy Qiang is here to chop down trees again."

Hahahahahahahaha!

I wonder how my son will react when he finds out that his grandfather’s nickname is Xiong Dahui.

Will you point at the TV and say, "Dad! Dad! Grandpa is on TV!"

Hahahahahaha! )