Sweat! I'm a Mountain Ranger, Not a Zoo Keeper

In the northernmost part of China, the Greater Khingan Mountains. Meng Fei, suffering from a terminal illness, gained a live-streaming system that would extend his life. To survive, Meng Fei return...

Chapter 339: Versailles is fine, but you also slapped us in the face!

Just now, the Wild Boar King was playing happily with a group of little wild boars in the backyard. Suddenly, he heard a loud roar coming from the front yard, and then he heard Meng Fei's voice.

The Wild Boar King grinned wickedly, thinking that he had been ordered around by Meng Fei for the past few days. Although he could not hurt him, he could still scare him.

Thinking of this, the Wild Boar King raised his eyebrows at the little wild boar beside him and whispered:

"I'll show you a good show in a bit, it's guaranteed to be exciting!!"

Hearing this, the little wild boars' eyes began to sparkle.

Good show! What they like to watch the most is a good show, so all the little wild boars hid behind the firewood pile nearby, looking forward to the good show that the wild boar king talked about.

But as soon as the Wild Boar King jumped out from the corner, he saw a group of strangers. Before he could come to his senses, Meng Fei slapped him in the face, and he was stunned.

When the little wild boars saw such a funny scene, they laughed so hard that they fell backwards and lay on the ground and started rolling around.

“Hahaha!! This show is really amazing!!”

"Haha, that slap was really loud and clear!"

The Wild Boar King's face turned black at this time, and he was about to lose his temper, but when he saw Meng Fei's face was even darker than his, he held it back.

As the saying goes, a real man can bend and stretch! It's never too late for Zhuzi to take revenge!

"What are you doing here? Go back quickly!" Meng Fei said with a gloomy face.

Seeing that Meng Fei was really angry, the wild boar king did not dare to stay any longer and ran back to his den in shame. The little wild boars also followed him and ran back together.

At this time, the staff of the rescue station.

“Just now…was that a wild…boar?”

"Oh my god!! That's a wild boar!! It must weigh at least a thousand pounds!! Oh my god, it's like a small mountain!!"

"Um, ..... who said to touch the wild boar's butt just now??? I'm a little curious..."

The staff member who just claimed that he had touched the wild boar's butt turned pale, his eyes twitched, and he sat on the ground with a look of shock.

"I...I touched a wild boar...This...This is...a pig demon!!"

"It's okay, don't be afraid. I rescued that wild boar from the mountains. It won't hurt anyone. It probably wanted to play with me just now, so it squatted in the corner to scare people."

All the staff members had black lines on their faces.

Play?..........

Is there such a way to play?

I'm so scared that I'm about to lose my soul!

At this time, Stationmaster Cui was the first to come to his senses. He took a deep breath, murmured and said:

"Okay! What's the big fuss? Look at how useless you are! What a shame! As a wildlife protector, you must be able to remain calm in the face of danger! You are still too young! You need to practice!

Thinking back to those days, I!!! Fuck!! A wolf!! Such a big wolf!!”

Originally, Stationmaster Cui was pretending to be calm and educating the staff, but when he saw the wolf king, whose figure was as big as a blind bear, he was stunned for a moment.

The boss opened his mouth wide, his eyes full of disbelief.

However, before he could finish being shocked, he saw a golden monkey swinging on a tree, holding an apple in its hand, eating it while watching the fun.

The next second, the two little lynxes fled out of the room frantically with fear on their faces, as if they were running for their lives. Then the male snow leopard also chased out of the room and pinned the two little guys to the ground with one pounce, but did not eat them as everyone thought.

Instead, he let them go, let them run away, and then pounced on them again.

The little squirrel came back early today, riding on a little wild boar, holding a long stick in his hand. He found a piece of plastic sheet from somewhere and draped it over himself, riding the wild boar like a mighty general.

Seeing that everyone was having fun, the little reindeer pushed open the window with his only remaining antler and watched the little animals chasing and playing with anticipation. Although he did not participate in them, he was also very happy.

Seeing this scene, Cui Chaoxing was shocked, and all the staff were also shocked.

What the hell is going on?

Even cartoons don’t dare to act like this!

Isn’t this too harmonious?

By the way, won’t they fight when they are together?

"Station...Stationmaster, I seem to be dazzled..."

"Is this what Brother Li meant by being shocked? Oh my god! I really was shocked!"

"No, no, I must have fainted from fright just now, and now I must be dreaming. Yes! It must be!"

"Ah! It hurts! Are you sick? Why are you pinching me? No! This is not a dream! But this is not scientific!"

"Stationmaster, what's going on?"

All the staff members turned their eyes to Cui Chaoxing.

Feeling everyone's gazes, Cui Chaoxing gave a bitter smile. He had only seen Da Cuihua the bear and the Siberian tiger before. He never knew that in just two months, Meng Fei's house had almost become a zoo.

Meng Fei’s family has almost collected all the protected animals in Daxinganling.

Seeing Cui Chaoxing's embarrassment, Meng Fei smiled and explained to everyone.

"I rescued these animals when I was driving them through the mountains, but who knew they wouldn't leave once they got better. They all stayed at my house. I had no other options. But you don't have to worry about their safety. They are all very well behaved and won't hurt you."

Hearing what Meng Fei said, everyone felt relieved, but they were still a little wary and didn't dare to step forward.

"Well, since Meng Fei has said so, then there must be no problem. You should all learn from Meng Fei. He can take care of so many animals by himself without any problem. Look at you, eight or nine people are busy standing there with more than ten animals, and you are so busy that your feet are hitting your heads!"

All the staff members were speechless. They followed Cui Chaoxing with their heads down, occasionally glancing at the small animals playing nearby with curiosity.

After strolling in the backyard for a long time, Cui Chaoxing and others finally returned to the front yard with a sense of unfulfilled desire.

"Hahaha! Meng Fei! Choosing to build the substation here was really the wisest decision I made! With you here, the wild animals in our Greater Khingan Range are also partially protected."

"Haha, Station Master Cui, you're too polite. I'm just kidding, just raising him for fun."

Hearing Meng Fei's words, the people behind Cui Chaoxing felt jealous.

Fooling around?

Keep it for fun?

Versailles!

Pure Versailles!

You are not only Versailles!

You slapped us in the face!