Sweat! I'm a Mountain Ranger, Not a Zoo Keeper

In the northernmost part of China, the Greater Khingan Mountains. Meng Fei, suffering from a terminal illness, gained a live-streaming system that would extend his life. To survive, Meng Fei return...

Chapter 478 Eating a girl? ? ? Anchor, you are too crazy!

Because the golden monkey couple had so many wounds on their bodies, the iodine disinfectant Meng Fei brought was not enough, so Meng Fei ran to the woods, picked some young mugwort leaves, crushed them and applied them on their wounds.

After treating all their wounds, Meng Fei breathed a sigh of relief and asked:

"What on earth happened??"

Hearing Meng Fei's question, the golden monkey father's eyes flashed with anger, and he said bitterly:

"The day before yesterday, my wife said she wanted to eat grapes. There happened to be a grape tree in the valley, so I went to pick grapes for it. But when I came back, I saw a big lynx carrying my wife in its mouth and running out of the valley.

But I was so frightened that I quickly picked up a stick and chased after them.

I chased him for a long time, and finally caught up with him after going far out of the valley.

Then I started fighting with it. Fortunately, I was strong and I managed to fight it to a draw.

Later, I wanted to kill him while he was sick, but who knew that guy was so cunning, and when he saw that he couldn't beat me, he ran away.

It took us a lot of effort to get back to the valley. Fortunately you came, otherwise we would have been in great danger today."

Hearing what the golden monkey father said, Meng Fei nodded.

He was right in his guess. The mastermind behind the incident was indeed the adult lynx.

But he still couldn't figure out how this lynx knew about this valley...

Unable to figure it out, Meng Fei simply stopped thinking about it. After settling the golden monkey couple, Meng Fei came to the vegetable garden.

The last time he came, due to an unexpected situation, Meng Fei did not pay much attention to the vegetable garden.

But now when he saw it, Meng Fei's eyes suddenly lit up.

I saw that the vegetables were growing very well. The cucumbers had already produced small cucumber bulbs, the tomatoes had produced small green fruits, the Chinese cabbage and rapeseed were also growing well and could be eaten now.

When Meng Fei looked at the edge of the vegetable garden, his eyes suddenly lit up.

At the very edge of the vegetable garden, there were several lush plants that looked a bit like weeds.

But among those weeds, there are green fruits, which are like small green lanterns hanging on the branches. Does anyone know it? Seeing this, Meng Fei was overjoyed and quickly opened the live broadcast room.

Since Meng Fei hadn't done any live broadcasts for several days, a large number of fans flocked into the live broadcast room as soon as the broadcast started.

[Oh my god! Streamer! You are becoming less and less professional now. I haven’t done a live stream in a few days. I miss you so much.]

[That’s right! That’s right! Do you know how I’ve been spending the past few days? You’re such a heartless person!]

[Hmph! Host, have you found a girlfriend? ? ]

[Eighty percent of it is! Look at the host's face, it's obvious that he's overworked, his eyes are dark! ]

Seeing the comments in the live broadcast room, Meng Fei explained with a bit of a smile.

“Hello everyone, I had some things to do at home the past two days, so I didn’t broadcast. Now I’m fine and I’m done with my work. I will try to broadcast every day in the future.

Oh, by the way, today I’m going to show you something good, a sweet girl! I like it very much~~~"

When Meng Fei said this, the live broadcast room instantly exploded.

[Oh my god! It’s real! The anchor actually found a girlfriend! ]

[Still sweet, a sweet girl from Northeast China???]

[This dog food was spread too suddenly, woo woo... I don't need to eat lunch again. ]

[Tsk! Look at how useless you are! ! If you are really thirsty, you can come to me. I will give you the nickname "Seven Times a Night"! ]

[Get lost! You bastard! I don't want to bother with you. Oh! By the way, host, show us what your sweet girl looks like. She's really lucky.]

Meng Fei chuckled and pointed the camera at the pile of small fruits that looked like lanterns.

The audience in the live broadcast room were originally full of anticipation, but after waiting for a long time and still not seeing the girl, they couldn't help but get restless.

[Anchor? ? What are you doing? ? Where is the girl? ]

[Hurry, hurry, hurry! Let me see how sweet it is. ]

[Hehehe, I guess the girl is embarrassed. After all, it’s normal to be shy in this live broadcast room with tens of thousands of people.]

[Let me see what kind of vixen has sucked all the yang energy out of my anchor brother! ]

Meng Fei looked at the comments in the live broadcast room with a bit of a smile and explained:

“Well…the girl we are talking about may not be a thing. What you are talking about is a grown-up girl, a flower girl, a person.

And the girl I am talking about is this little fruit.

Because it looks like a small lantern, it has another nickname, lantern fruit. "

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[Anchor, I feel like you are deceiving my feelings. ]

[Anchor! You are not worthy of being a human being! You must be executed immediately!]

[I just cried because you found a girlfriend. Really! Hate it! ! ]

[Hehe, the anchor hasn’t found a girlfriend, so does that mean I have a chance? Yeah!!!]

[A bunch of crazy people... I'm really impressed... Has anyone eaten this girl? Can you tell me what it tastes like? ]

At this time, Meng Fei began to search among the branches and stems, and after a while he took out a handful of girls.

These girls are different from the ones on the branches. They are not green, but yellow, like small yellow lanterns. Girls. (They are delicious!) Meng Fei picked a few and put them in his palm, aiming them at the camera.

Meng Fei saw the round and plump apples lying quietly in his palm, with a smooth and round surface, sparkling with alluring light under the sunlight.

Meng Fei grabbed one and put it into his mouth.

"Crack! Puff!"

As soon as he took a bite, the sweetness and fragrance, a unique aroma of a girl instantly filled Meng Fei's entire mouth.

The sweet juice also gushes out, completely conquering the taste cells in the mouth and tongue.

Meng Fei couldn't help but narrow his eyes, feeling the rare sweet taste in this winter.

At this moment, Meng Fei suddenly heard a series of "gulp" and "gulp" sounds in his ears.

Meng Fei was stunned and looked in the direction of the voice.

The golden monkey couple was looking at him expectantly, swallowing continuously in their throats.

If they hadn't been physically disabled, they would have pounced on us long ago.

Seeing this, Meng Fei grinned and handed the girl over.

"Here, they are delicious. If you want to eat them in the future, just pick them yourself. By the way, the yellow fruits are ripe, so don't pick the wrong ones."

The golden monkey couple nodded repeatedly, put the girl in their hands into their mouths, and immediately cheered excitedly, completely forgetting the pain in their bodies.

Seeing them so happy, Meng Fei also grinned. He had been worried about the golden monkey couple these past two days and his nerves had been tense. Now that he saw they were safe, the stone in his heart was finally put down.

Then Meng Fei searched among the branches for a while, and only stopped after he had two pockets full of girls.

He planned to bring it back and let Grandma Shuyi taste this specialty from Northeast China.