Sweat! I'm a Mountain Ranger, Not a Zoo Keeper

In the northernmost part of China, the Greater Khingan Mountains. Meng Fei, suffering from a terminal illness, gained a live-streaming system that would extend his life. To survive, Meng Fei return...

Chapter 86 I’m burying vegetables, not corpses!

"grumble!!!!"

Meng Fei looked up and saw a figure falling rapidly from the hole above.

The figure struggled violently and let out miserable screams.

Seeing this, Meng Fei hurriedly stepped forward and caught the figure steadily.

It was the little squirrel that I hadn’t seen for a long time.

Looking at the frightened little guy in his hands, Meng Fei couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"What's the matter that's bothering you so much?"

The little squirrel glanced at Meng Fei, then looked up at the entrance of the cave.

He looked at Meng Fei with some sympathy.

Little squirrel: “Chichi~”

(How did you fall down too?? Watch out, how could you be so careless? I was having fun just now, and I don’t know who was so stupid as to dig such a big hole! I fell down without paying attention, and I was so scared that I thought my life was over. Fortunately, you were here, otherwise I would have fallen down. It’s my blessing to have you…)

Meng Fei didn't understand what the little squirrel meant and thought he was afraid, so he reached out and touched his little head, comforting him:

"Touch the fur, it won't scare you, touch the ears, it will scare you for a while."

The little squirrel was stunned for a moment, and then he felt that the fear he had just felt had subsided a lot.

Seeing that the little squirrel had recovered, Meng Fei squatted down and started digging the soil again.

While planing, he hummed a familiar nursery rhyme.

"In the blue sky and the Milky Way~~~"

"There is a little white boat~~"

"There is an osmanthus tree on the boat~~~"

"The white rabbit is playing~~~"

The faint melody keeps swirling in the black hole.

The audience, who had just been frightened by the little squirrel, became nervous again.

[Host...Host, can you please stop singing... I feel a little scared...]

[Anchor, I beg you to stop digging, or something bad will happen! ]

【~~(>_<)~~How terrifying~~】

[I dare not look. I dare not look.]

[Is the anchor really a perverted murderer? He is so careless that he even forgot to turn off the live broadcast! ]

[I feel like my heart is going to jump out, it's so exciting! ]

Just as the audience was terrified, Meng Fei, who had been digging in the sand, seemed to have dug up something and suddenly stopped what he was doing.

Then the substance exerted force and pulled out a white object about the length of a forearm from the sand.

The sun had already set, making the already dim cave even darker.

The audience can only see the rough outline.

[Oh shit! It’s an arm! It’s a human arm!]

[Fuck!!! The anchor is actually a perverted murderer! ]

[Call the police! Call the police immediately! Ah! ]

[Although I like the host and all the animals very much, I hope that in the face of justice, I will still uphold justice! ]

At this time, a netizen named "Northeastern Daniel Wu" sent a comment.

[Can you guys stop talking nonsense... A perverted murderer, and an arm! Look carefully! It's a radish, a big, white, plump radish! ]

[And this isn't a place where people are killed and dismembered. In our Northeast, this is called a vegetable cellar, which is used to store vegetables for the winter. I can't stand watching this guy talking so much.]

At this time, Meng Fei had also cleaned the wet sand on the white radish.

Only then did the audience see his true face.

Meng Fei looked at the comments of the drama-loving netizens in the live broadcast room and felt a little amused and helpless. He quickly explained:

“Haha, I didn’t expect that not checking my phone for a while would lead to such a big misunderstanding.

This place is indeed called a vegetable cellar, an underground warehouse used to store vegetables, fruits and other foods. Because it is deep underground, it can make full use of the heat preservation properties of the soil to maintain a suitable temperature and humidity, thereby extending the storage time of food. "

After hearing Meng Fei's explanation, the audience finally breathed a sigh of relief.

[Huh~~~ Host, you scared me to death. I thought you were a perverted murderer. ]

[Hehe, I said my anchor is not that kind of person. How can a perverted murderer be so handsome? ]

[I almost called the police because of this incident! ]

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Then Meng Fei dug out half a sack of potatoes and radishes from the sand and put them all in the urea bag.

Then he tied the bag tightly with the thick rope next to the ladder and climbed out of the vegetable cellar with the little squirrel.

After leaving the vegetable cellar, Meng Fei tightened the thick rope and pulled out half a sack of potatoes and radishes.

At this time Cui Chaoxing came over and saw Meng Fei had a sack of potatoes and radishes, so he hurried over.

"Meng Fei, what are you busy with? Do you need my help?"

Seeing Cui Chaoxing coming, Meng Fei quickly put down the bag in his hand and said:

"I think everyone has worked so hard, so I'll prepare something delicious tonight to reward everyone. Don't touch it, it's dirty."

"Hey, why are you being so polite to me? How long will it take you to finish the meal for so many people?"

"Okay, then you can help me peel and cut the potatoes and radishes, and I'll go and prepare the meat."

"Okay, go do your thing, I'll take care of this."

After saying that, he picked up the bag and walked towards the kitchen.

With Cui Chaoxing's help, Meng Fei felt a lot more relaxed.

Then take out the steak and oxtail from the pot, put them on the chopping board, cut them into small pieces evenly with a machete, and blanch them in the pot.

After blanching, Meng Fei started to heat the oil in a pan.

After the oil is hot, add peppercorns, aniseed and dried chilies into the pot, and then take a few slices of orange peel from the radiator in the house and throw them into the pot.

My dear, there is more to this chapter. Please click on the next page to continue reading. It’s even more exciting later!