Sweat! I'm a Mountain Ranger, Not a Zoo Keeper

In the northernmost part of China, the Greater Khingan Mountains. Meng Fei, suffering from a terminal illness, gained a live-streaming system that would extend his life. To survive, Meng Fei return...

Extra: Meng Fei's childhood clip: Qiubo eating shrimp

The second day of the Chinese New Year in 2012

The Spring Festival has just passed, and every household is immersed in a joyous atmosphere.

Of course, the happiest people are the children.

Meng Fei, Meng Long, Meng Lei, Qiu Bo, Er Luzi and other children, big and small, all gathered behind the firewood pile of the second master's house.

At this time, Meng Lei raised his head with a proud look on his face: "Hey, what delicious food did you eat yesterday during the Chinese New Year? Let me tell you! My dad has a relative abroad, and he mailed us some prawns that were bigger than my palm! They were so delicious!!"

When everyone heard this, they were extremely envious. Although it was already 2012, in rural Northeast China, especially in Mengjiagou deep in the mountains and forests, children could seldom eat seafood once a year.

The most common seafood we see on a daily basis is probably the dried shrimps at home.

Especially the little crabs that occasionally appear in it are the biggest surprise for children when they are young.

Meng Lei described it vividly, and the people around him drooled.

Qiubo: "Brother Lei, what do those palm-sized prawns taste like? Do they taste like dried shrimp?"

Meng Lei snorted disdainfully: "Tsk, these two are not the same thing at all. Let me tell you, the prawns I ate yesterday are probably something our village chief has never eaten! That taste, that texture, that freshness!! It's simply amazing! You have no chance, you may never be able to eat it in your lifetime, you......"

Meng Lei was speaking proudly when he suddenly stopped and his face turned a little ugly.

"Ouch! No! My stomach hurts! Wait for me for a moment, I need to go take a shit!"

After saying that, Meng Lei rushed towards the public toilet at the entrance of the village like a flash.

Seeing this, Erluzi snorted coldly.

"Tsk! You're such a pretentious person. You're going to poop in your trouser pocket. He's the only one in our village who's so particular. He always goes to the public toilet. There's no one here. He can just find a haystack and poop there!"

"That's right, you're still imitating the city people, hahahaha."

All the children burst into laughter.

Five minutes later, Meng Lei limped out of the toilet.

"Oh my god! My feet are numb from squatting. Can someone come and help me up?"

No one paid any attention to him and just watched him walk over with his teeth bared.

"You bunch of brats! After all, I am the oldest among you, and you just call me big brother! You don't even take me seriously! If you get bullied at school in the future, don't come to me!" Meng Lei cursed angrily.

The children didn't take it seriously. In the countryside, there is no timid person. Even though Meng Lei is the oldest among them, if a fight really breaks out, who knows who will beat whom.

Especially Meng Fei, who is usually silent. If he fights with his life, even the two Meng Lei are no match for him.

There was once a time when Meng Lei snatched the mountain red that Meng Fei's grandfather picked for him.

Meng Fei was so angry that he went home and took out his grandfather's big hatchet. He chased him around the village for several laps. Finally, he was seen by an adult passing by and stopped him.

Afterwards, Meng Lei was so scared that he didn't dare go out for several days.

At this time, Meng Long put his hand into his pocket and said to everyone with a mysterious look on his face: "Hey! I have something good here, I'll give it to you guys to open your eyes today!!"

As he spoke, Meng Long took out a black plastic bag from his pocket, and when he opened it, there was a firecracker inside.

When the children saw the firecrackers, their eyes widened and expressions of shock appeared on their faces.

The firecracker in Meng Long's hand was as thick as his forearm. It was completely out of the category of a cannon and could be called a cannonball!

On the red outer cover, there are two big words written - THUNDER!

When the kids realized what was happening, they immediately went wild.

"Oh my god! Such a thick firecracker!!"

"Where did you get such a thick firecracker? It's so thick, it must be very loud!"

"Hurry, hurry! I have a lighter in my pocket, let's find a place to put it!"

"This thick firecracker can't just be put to use anywhere, it must be used to its full potential!!"

"Where are we going to put it???"

"Let's go to the village entrance! The village entrance is spacious!"

"No, what's the point of that crappy place? I suggest we just put a big washtub on it and see if we can make it fly!"

"I think it's okay. Go home and get your laundry tub."

"Why don't you take yours?"

"You came up with the idea, so it must be yours!"

Just as the children were talking, a young voice was heard.

"How about...let's go to the public restroom???"

The person who spoke was Meng Fei!

When all the children heard Meng Fei's suggestion, their eyes lit up!

Shit explode!

This is a great way to play!!!

Thrilling and exciting!

Can give full play to the power of this firecracker!

So the children ran to the public toilet excitedly.

After entering, there were four pits in total, and under each pit was feces and urine that had frozen into pieces.

Among them was a piece of steaming hot shit that Meng Lei had just pulled out. You could vaguely see some pink shrimps mixed in it.

A few people took a look at the poop that was still steaming, feeling uncomfortable, and chose a spot at the edge of the pit, with the cannon master Meng Long being responsible for firing the cannon.

As the flame of the lighter approached, the fuse was instantly ignited. Meng Long yelled, threw the firecracker into the toilet, and then quickly turned around and ran away!

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