Chapter 1 I want to touch the fox's big tail!! (Very loud)

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My eldest brother is not a human, he has a big, furry, fluffy tail.

Orange-red, bright and attractive, glossy and slippery——

Very seductive.

He is a vixen!!! (Very loud)

However, he actually showed disrespect to his good girl on her birthday.

Didn't I just wish to touch the fox's tail? This fox is hundreds of years old, yet it's still timid and moody.

He won't let me? At worst, I can take a few hours' drive to Erbin Square to touch other foxes and try to replace them!

Huh? Why was I kicked out of my house by an angry fox?

Eh? Why is that vixen wagging her big tail and looking at me crying?

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I am an insufferable furry lover.

Today is my 18th birthday, which should be the day when I have the most say!

My big brother, Mao Yanyan, who was always by my side, patted me on the shoulder and said, "Xiao Ningzi, you've grown up now. Whatever your first wish as an adult is, I'll make it happen for you!"

Seeing how confident he looked, I believed him.

So, looking at the big strawberry shortcake he bought, I made a sincere wish: "I want to touch the fox's tail!! (Very loud)"

“Cough cough cough…!”

Mao Yanyan broke out in a cold sweat and nearly choked on his saliva. He widened his innocent fox eyes and quickly explained, "Big sister, what are you talking about? Where is there a big fox around here for you to touch?"

I didn't say anything, but stared at the back of him with burning eyes.

"Hey...sister, why are you looking at me?" Mao Yanyan felt a chill on her back and revealed a lack of confidence.

I had to start doubting the intelligence of my non-blood-related elder brother again: "Aren't you?"

Fortunately, the stupid intelligence of small animals is not contagious.

Although no one mentioned it before, did he think he was disguising himself well?

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2

"What am I?" the fox asked in horror.

"A vixen." I was sure.

"When?!" The fox was furious.

"When I first found you, your fox tail had burned off several tufts of hair, and you were chased by a dog. You were covered in dust and looked so pitiful. I asked grandma to take you in."

I put my hands on my hips.

"No?" The fox fell into self-doubt, pointing at me and then at himself in disbelief, "You always knew?"

"How could I not know? You've never put away your big tail. You've been seducing me all the time, never stopping. You're seducing me, do you know that?!"

This furry lover became more and more impatient as he spoke, clenched his fists in madness, and gave him a distorted expression.

It’s been 9 years, I have endured it for 9 years!

I have never really caught the fox's tail!

Mao Yanyan was inexplicably jumping up and down: "I'm just a little bit weak in cultivation and not very skilled! I've been hiding my tracks all along! I haven't been seducing you all along!"

"Ah? I thought you were deliberately wagging your tail and running away to tempt me to be soft-hearted..." So the fox's scheming didn't reach this level?

Mao Yanyan broke down and explained, pacing around the living room anxiously:

"Who did I seduce? You were only 9 years old at that time. 9 years old!"

He was so angry that his big furry tail was wagging everywhere.

"What does a 9-year-old kid know? I thought you were staring at my butt and wanting to spank me because you were a little pervert who was born with a thing for handsome guys!"

Um? ? ?

Is that the image I have in his mind?

Reputation ruined!

Bold!

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3

"I don't care. You can help me make any wish I make today. I want to touch the fox's tail!"

I pointed angrily at the princess birthday crown on my head.

I hope Comrade Mao Yanyan will fulfill his promise as soon as possible!

"no!!!"

The fox issued a sharp refusal, and his pretty face, which seemed to never age, turned red.

"Why not?!" I don't accept it!

"Because I'm your big brother!" The fox got angry. "How can you be so disrespectful!"

"I picked you up!" I retorted.

"I am your eldest brother in name only! How could you..."

I interrupted loudly: "What are you talking about! I just want to touch the fox's tail, what's wrong with me!" The fox I bought for free is not allowed to be touched, and even the most important wish of my 18th birthday is not allowed -

I don’t understand why he is so anxious!

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Mao Yanyan was about to say something but was suddenly choked by me. She glared at me angrily, her face reddening to her neck: "No means no!"

"You're a centuries-old fox, why are you being so timid? It's not like you haven't had your tail touched before!"

"I didn't! Don't tarnish my innocence!! I'm only two hundred and fifty years old!" the fox screamed.

"You stupid fox—" I paused for a moment before I realized what I was saying.

Could it be that the fox spirit's innocence is connected to his tail? That's not right. I didn't see that happening in the novels I read before.

I calmed down for a moment, but I was determined to touch the fox's tail and I would never give up my wish.

But... I don't intend to force it.

Then he magnanimously and considerately gave in: "Okay, if you don't want to touch it, then don't touch it. At worst, I can take a few hours' drive to find a fox to touch in the Erbin Square."

"You dare?! Zhao Ning, I think you're itching for trouble!"

Unexpectedly, Mao Yanyan became even angrier. After saying this, he angrily fled back to his room and never came out again.

Tsk, the fox's mind is really hard to understand.

This half-baked guardian deity is so stingy. He has been making a lot of noise for almost ten years and always has to wait for me to coax him.

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5

Since Mao Yanyan left me alone in the living room to celebrate my 18th birthday, I decided to wait for an opportunity to take revenge.

But we can't delay the Strawberry Shortcake thing! Hehehe my love...

After I've eaten my fill, I'll give him a small piece and put it in front of the fox's door to appease him.

Sometimes I really envy Mao Yanyan, this vixen. She has lived for hundreds of years but her mind is still like a child.

Alas, I can only coax the little animal with kindness. What if he is happy in the future and lets me touch him?

After a while, the tightly closed door opened a crack, and a slender hand reached out quietly and took out the cake that was specially reserved for him.

"Humph, the dead girl still has a conscience!"

I heard him swear softly, and I couldn't help but smile. I continued to sit in the villa's courtyard, scattering food to feed the fish. Fish are hard to touch in the water, and Mao Yanyan doesn't allow other small animals to enter the house he bought. Alas, I can't touch the furry creatures. I feel so depressed, and my hands itch...

It’s all the fault of that petty-minded fox, Mao Yanyan!

He clearly knew that I was not suitable for making friends, yet he still didn't allow me to flirt with people.

Although this vixen thrived after entering society, deceiving people into making a lot of money for him, he also took over my food, clothing, housing and transportation out of gratitude.

But that doesn’t mean he is really my brother and can control everything about me!

Now that I am an adult, my savings are already substantial enough thanks to the gift of adulthood he gave me. I have grown strong enough and I want "revenge"!