Sang Wan, a once-in-ten-thousand-years genius mechanist (puppeteer) from the cultivation world, unexpectedly transmigrated into a book. After looking around, she was completely bewildered.
Af...
Except for the two tents set up by Xiao Xiuran, which stood upright, the other two were crooked and looked like they would collapse at any time.
"Congratulations to all the guests for successfully setting up their tents. Next, let's announce our first date activity: river rafting. Each guest needs to take a photo of their date during the rafting process and post it on social media. One hour after the rafting is completed, the couple with the most likes and the couple who reach the finish line first will receive a cash prize of 500 yuan."
"How about a rafting trip in the hot summer? Are you all excited?" Director Zhao looked at the expressionless guests excitedly. Only Sang Wan seemed to be in high spirits.
Why is it different from what he expected?
Shouldn’t everyone applaud after hearing him announce the task?
He then twisted the assistant director's arm. The assistant director felt pain and said to the staff behind him in a loud voice: "Where is the screaming?"
The staff, who had the same expressionless faces as the guests, seemed to have turned into cheering machines, cheering without any emotion.
Feng Sisi gritted her teeth and said, "Director Zhao, can't you arrange some date tasks that normal people would do? If my skirt gets dirty, will you compensate me?"
Director Zhao glanced at Feng Sisi with a look of disappointment, then turned his gaze to Jian Fan beside her and said with a sigh, "Rafting is the best way to strengthen the relationship between two people. Young people don't know anything. Think about it, the two of you are in the same rubber boat..."
"Stop it, Director Zhao!" At this time, Jian Fan had goosebumps all over the floor. He really couldn't imagine that the protagonists of such a sweet scene were himself and Feng Sisi.
Now he just wants to pray that Feng Sisi won't do anything else.
Under Director Zhao's arrangement, the guests came to a section of the river suitable for rafting.
"Everyone can put on their life jackets now!" Director Zhao suddenly seemed to remember something. "The production team also thoughtfully prepared water guns for everyone. You can choose not to use them, but you can't live without them. The other kids have them, so we must have them too."
Director Zhao may not know about others, but Sang Wan will definitely be interested in the water gun.
It can be said that this water gun was actually prepared for Sang Wan.
As he was thinking, Director Zhao turned his gaze to Sang Wan.
Haha, just as he expected, Sang Wan had already filled the water gun with water and was spraying water into the river. Xiao Xiu Ran looked at Sang Wan with an even more outrageous smile like an old father.
"You're so enthusiastic about playing with something that even kids don't play with." Feng Sisi looked at Sang Wan with disdain. "You're so childish."
When Sang Wan heard what Feng Sisi said, he turned the water gun and aimed it at Feng Sisi.
Feng Sisi was afraid that the crazy Sang Wan would really scold her, so she hurriedly pulled Jian Fan in front of her.
Jian Fan: Are you sick?
[Hahahahahaha Feng Sisi is almost scared to death! ]
【Jian Fan: What bad luck! 】
[Sangbao is so cute! Water guns might seem childish for elementary school students, but they're just perfect for Sangbao!]
When everyone was dressed and ready to step onto the rubber boat, several staff members hurried over and said something to Director Zhao. After hearing this, Director Zhao instantly showed an expression that was difficult to describe.
"Um, everyone wait a moment..." Director Zhao spoke with difficulty and turned his gaze to Feng Sisi and Sang Wan.
"Teacher Feng, I know you might be anxious, but please don't be anxious. Just listen to me first."
Feng Sisi was annoyed by Director Zhao's constant tendency to play charades. "What's wrong?"
"Um, just now... um, the staff over at the tent suddenly ran out from somewhere... um, two wild boars ran out..." Director Zhao rubbed his brow, not daring to look Feng Sisi in the eye. "Those two wild boars rushed directly towards Teacher Feng's tent, then ran into the woods and disappeared."
Feng Sisi: ???
"We've contacted the scenic area staff to catch the wild boar. There's no damage to the camp, except... well, except for the things in Mr. Feng's tent that might have been trampled by the wild boar. That's all."
Director Zhao glanced at Sang Wan with admiration again, "Teacher Sang, it turns out you really understand Feng Shui! Can you tell me my fortune someday?"
Feng Sisi was furious, wanting to rush over and grab Director Zhao by the collar, demanding, "What do you mean by two wild boars rushed out and only trampled on my things?! Did you sneak into my tent and break or steal my things before you come up with such a lame excuse to fool me?"
Jian Fan opened his eyes wide with relief. Thank God, it was a good thing that he believed Sang Wan's words and moved his things in advance, otherwise he would have been the one to suffer.
Bah, following Feng Sisi is really unlucky.
Director Zhao said in horror, "Teacher Feng, you shouldn't slander the production team."
He handed Feng Sisi a video, which clearly showed two young wild boars rushing directly through Feng Sisi's tent, smashing it into pieces.
Feng Sisi was completely mad. She glared at Sang Wan and said, "Did you hire someone to do this? Just to establish your bullshit metaphysical persona!"
Sang Wan stood with his legs crossed and answered her nonchalantly, "I don't have the ability to make two wild boars suddenly appear, and they only trampled on your things. You didn't believe me before, and now you're overestimating me. Teacher Feng is really hypocritical."
Feng Sisi pointed at Sang Wan and kept calling her "you, you, you" for a long time, but couldn't think of any other words to blame Sang Wan.
Director Zhao quickly stepped in to smooth things over: "Teacher Feng, don't worry. The staff are already setting up your tent again. We've moved everything out of your tent. We haven't touched anything yet."
There were no valuables in Feng Sisi's tent, so the reason she was angry was not because the things were damaged, but because she wondered how Sang Wan could really know that an accident would happen. This made Sang Wan the center of attention again.
Moreover, in the last episode, someone had already said that she was an unlucky character. Now, doesn’t it prove that she is really unlucky?
[I burst out laughing hahahahahahaha, the sudden appearance of the wild boar is too dramatic]
[I'm laughing so hard that my mouth is cracking. My merit points are decreasing. I'm going to go beat my electronic wooden fish.]
Feng Sisi must have been blessed by the God of Variety Shows. She's on par with Li Kuangzhu! Can someone edit a video of them doing a dreamlike collaboration?
[Sang Wan really understands metaphysics! How can my wife be so amazing! She knows everything! I really couldn't love her more!]