Blurb: [Main story completed] Special chapters update with rank.
Clear, straightforward university girl Su Xiaoyuan transmigrates into a clichéd substitute novel role, becoming a minor canno...
Chapter 26 The next exam item
Roromon:!!!
The ancient mythical beast unleashed its immense power. It folded its legs, arched its back, and channeled its energy into its dantian...
However, except for the brief period when it was still a little baby beast three hundred years ago, the divine beast has never used this function and is very unskilled in the business.
When the wicked puppet counted to three, it barely squeezed out a little.
But the two-legged female beast seemed very happy, and looked like she had never seen the world before.
Su Xiaoyuan's eyes widened, not daring to disturb the kitten while it pooped. She could only express her respect to the puppet with her eyes and mouth: "You're so awesome, Fu Tingyun!"
In the basin, Fu Shenxing finally completed his task. He scraped the wall twice perfunctorily, not caring that he didn't dig out any sand at all. He shook his feet and jumped out of the sand basin.
The surprise lasted only a second, and Su Xiaoyuan's face changed.
The puppet frowned and commented pertinently, "It stinks."
Su Xiaoyuan quickly said: "Kitten's poop doesn't stink...yue..."
It stinks! It feels like it's been in my stomach for hundreds of years. I don't know what I ate during the day.
She endured the stench and watched the kittens give birth.
But the tassels and beads of the earrings were transparent, and the pearls and gold ear studs were very small, so they couldn't be seen even when they were wrapped inside.
Su Xiaoyuan stood up, resisting the urge to run out the door. She walked steadily to the door and opened it. "I'm going to find something..."
After saying that, he walked out the door and went to the window to open it as wide as possible.
Fu Tingyun glanced at Luoluo Beast indifferently.
The divine beast knew that it was going to settle the score for that claw, so it didn't dare to stay. It kicked its hind legs hard and tried to escape, but the puppet grabbed the skin on the back of its neck.
He squatted down and put it on the ground without saying a word, but the beast crawled on the ground and dared not move, let alone run.
Fu Tingyun imitated Su Xiaoyuan and slowly touched the cat from its head to its back.
Luoluomon trembled and its fur stood up in puffs.
The touch was just so-so. Fu Tingyun didn't understand why she kept touching it all day long. It wasn't even as smooth as his hair.
He let go of her hand and stood up.
Luoluo Beast whimpered as if it had been pardoned, as if it had survived a disaster.
Fu Tingyun glanced at it and said, "I can understand what you are saying."
Fu Shenxing:!!!
Could this insidious puppet be trying to trick it?
"Do you think I'm lying to you?" Fu Tingyun asked, "Just now you said, dead puppet, two-legged female beast, you two are really a perfect match..."
Luoluomon let out a "woof" and exploded into a furry ball again.
Fu Tingyun glanced towards the window.
The divine beast suddenly had an idea, and quickly drifted onto the table and jumped out of the window.
Su Xiaoyuan picked up a branch from the garden and came back, only to see a shadow.
"Fu Shenxing!" she shouted.
The cat ran up the wall without looking back, leaving behind a string of curses.
The puppet had moved the cat litter box to the corner of the yard farthest from the house.
Su Xiaoyuan walked over with a tree branch and squatted down. Her hands were shaking and her body was numb.
Just as she was trying to calm down, a magnetic voice suddenly came from the cat shit: "Junior Sister Xiaoyuan, why did you take the initiative to send me a message today? What's the matter?"
The branch in Su Xiaoyuan's hand fell to the ground.
Active summons? What was he talking about? When did she summon him?
Could it be that the earrings short-circuited? But that thing doesn't use electricity, so how could it short-circuit?
While Su Xiaoyuan was in a daze, Xia Houche's voice came out again: "Junior Sister Xiaoyuan? What's wrong?"
Su Xiaoyuan came back to her senses and said hurriedly: "No... Actually, it's nothing serious..."
Xiahou Che lowered his voice: "Could it be that Junior Sister Xiaoyuan is missing me?"
Normally his voice is clear and slightly magnetic, and when he deliberately lowers it, it becomes even more magnetic, with a mature man's charm.
But no matter how succubus-like the voice is, it's still weird to hear it coming from a pile of stinking cat shit!
You're such a jerk! Say something!
The more anxious Su Xiaoyuan became, the blanker her mind became, and she couldn't think of a single word.
Xia Hou Che had no idea what Junior Sister Xiao Yuan was thinking. He assumed she was too embarrassed to speak, and laughed heartily, "I was just teasing you. Junior Sister Xiao Yuan, are you trying to talk about the Wushan Festival?"
Yes, Wushan Festival!
Su Xiaoyuan seemed to have grasped a lifeline: "Yes, yes, I want to ask Brother Xiahou, what should we prepare for the Wushan Festival and the Parade?"
"So that's what it is," Xiahou Che said. "I was just about to tell you that tomorrow is my day off, and I plan to go to the city to buy things for the Wushan Festival. If Xiaoyuan doesn't have any plans, why don't we go together?"
As if sensing her hesitation, he added, "By the way, you can invite your friend from last time to come along."
When Su Xiaoyuan heard that she could call Kaishan along, the pressure suddenly eased: "Okay, I'll ask her if she has any plans for tomorrow."
Xiahou Che chatted with her for a few more words about family matters. Su Xiaoyuan responded absentmindedly, just hoping that he would finish quickly.
"By the way, your voice sounds a little soft here. Have you not put on your earrings yet?"
Su Xiaoyuan couldn't hear this at this time: "Ah... I'm not used to wearing earrings..."
Xia Hou Che said regretfully, "I should have ordered a ring or bracelet earlier. I thought earrings would be closer to my ears so I could hear more clearly."
After chatting for a few more words, Xiahou Che finally said, "Junior Sister Xiaoyuan, are you still busy? I won't disturb you anymore. See you tomorrow."
The moment the communication was disconnected, Su Xiaoyuan finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Then she was in a dilemma.
These earrings are still intact. It would be a shame to throw them away, but how can I still have them?
Just as she was feeling worried, the puppet said quietly behind her, "You can use the purification technique to wash it and return it to him."
Su Xiaoyuan's conscience did not allow her to do such a thing.
"Forget it..." She shook her head, picked up a branch, picked up some sand and buried the cat poop.
Because of this incident, she had no appetite today, especially not meat.
The smell in the room dissipated, but she didn't know if it was a psychological effect, but she always felt that there was a suspicious smell from time to time.
The puppet was very considerate. He packed up a casserole of eight-treasure porridge and side dishes, along with a bowl and spoon, and sent it to Kaishan next door for her to eat together.
Fortunately, the porridge and dishes tonight are light in taste and bright in color, without any things or flavors that can evoke any associations.
The two best friends enjoyed the meal very much. After the meal, Su Xiaoyuan stayed to help her best friend choose clothes to wear for the Wushan Festival. Before they knew it, it was completely dark outside.
Ruan Mianmian had sharp eyes and glanced out the window inadvertently, and saw a slender figure standing outside the half-open courtyard gate.
"Hey," she touched her bestie's arm, "Xiao Yuanzi, there seems to be a man holding a lamp standing at the door."
Su Xiaoyuan was startled and leaned over to look out the window. She immediately recognized the familiar figure: "It's my puppet."
"You asked him to wait for you there?" Ruan Mianmian asked curiously.
"No," Su Xiaoyuan wondered, "Maybe it was because it was getting dark."
Ruan Mianmian frowned: "I always feel that your puppet... has been a little weird lately..."
Su Xiaoyuan actually had a vague feeling: "It seems that it is smarter than when it first came. Maybe the broken parts have repaired themselves?"
Ruan Mianmian: "One day, take your puppet with you and go to the city to find a curse remover. We have enough money now. And let people see that chastity pants too."
Su Xiaoyuan is addicted to petting cats and is not doing her job. She enjoys the puppet's attentive service every day and almost forgets why she bought him in the first place.
When my best friend mentioned this, my face suddenly felt hot.
"We have to go into town tomorrow, so why not take him with you."
"You're stupid!" Ruan Mianmian said, "I'm going shopping with Senior Brother Xiahou tomorrow. Why are you bringing such a big puppet with you?"
Su Xiaoyuan thought so too, not to mention that it was a puppet used to do that kind of thing... Although she had no interest in Senior Brother Xiahou, she still felt a little socially dead.
"By the way, did your 'eye contact' pass?" Ruan Mianmian asked.
"Ah..." Another thing that Su Xiaoyuan had completely forgotten about, "It happened a few days ago."
"Then you can start the next level earlier. The next level is quite difficult."
Su Xiaoyuan: "What's the next level?"
Ruan Mianmian opened her eyes wide: "Xiao Yuanzi, you didn't even look at it, did you?"
Su Xiaoyuan was embarrassed: "I've been so busy lately that I forgot..."
"Go back and take a look."
Su Xiaoyuan nodded. She didn't want to keep Fu Tingyun waiting too long, so she said goodbye to her best friend and went back with the pots and pans.
The puppet came towards her with a lamp in hand, took the things from her hand, and lifted them easily, as if the pile of things had no weight.
"Why are you here, Fu Tingyun?" Su Xiaoyuan asked.
"It's getting dark." The puppet's voice remained flat.
"It's just a few steps away. You don't have to come pick me up. But thank you anyway, Fu Tingyun."
“No need.”
Su Xiaoyuan tilted her head to look at him, and caught a glimpse of the light-colored hairband blowing in the night wind. Her eyes lit up: "Hey, are you wearing the hairband I gave you?"
"Yeah, I've been wearing it for a day."
If the puppet's voice hadn't been so flat and emotionless, Su Xiaoyuan would have thought he was blaming her for not realizing it until now.
Although the puppet wouldn't complain, she still felt a little apologetic: "I'm sorry I didn't realize it until now. I knew this color would suit you, and it really looks great on you."
"Really?" Fu Tingyun turned his head to look at her. The girl's eyes were curved like a crescent moon hanging on the treetops.
"Yes, you are very good-looking, don't you know that? Fu Tingyun?"
Without waiting for the puppet to answer, they had already reached the gate of the yard.
"Ah, we're here." Su Xiaoyuan pushed open the door, waited for the puppet to go in, and bolted the door.
While the puppet was outside fetching water to wash the pots and pans, she went in to wash up, but the package of menstrual pads that was originally placed in the box under the bed was missing.
Su Xiaoyuan's heart skipped a beat. Could it be that this prodigal puppet was burning her like garbage again?
"Fu Tingyun--" she shouted outside the house.
The puppet quickly walked into the house: "What's the matter?"
"Have you seen this stack of stuff I have? It's made of cloth, long and has two straps..."
Puppet: "Menstrual belt?"
Su Xiaoyuan: "Yes..."
Sometimes it is quite troublesome when the puppet is too knowledgeable.
The puppet said, "Put it in the box."
He walked to the suitcase where she kept her underwear with ease, opened it, took out a piece of cloth and handed it to her.
Su Xiaoyuan took a look and found that it was not the kind that Kaishan bought for her.
This unprecedented menstrual belt has a more ergonomic shape, a wider lace, a snap button at the end, and is even embroidered with flowers.
She gasped, this is so exquisite, it's simply the fragrant grandma among menstrual belts!
"Where did this come from?" She took it and found that the menstrual belt felt warm to the touch, but not hot, as if wisps of heat were constantly coming out of it.
The fabric is soft, delicate and thin, but not too smooth, like a second skin.
Fu Tingyun said: "I did it."
Su Xiaoyuan suspected that she had heard it wrongly: "You did it? Why did you do this?"
The puppet said succinctly: "The ones you bought are not good. You will feel uncomfortable wearing them."
Su Xiaoyuan was speechless for a moment. Is this the true strength of a high-end model? It's too considerate!
She never said that the menstrual belt rubbed her uncomfortable, but he could even see that.
Then she realized something was wrong: "Wait, where did this material come from?"
The puppet said, "My inner garment."
Su Xiaoyuan raised her hand and touched the little bit of his collar that was exposed from his lapel, then pulled it aside to look at the pattern, only to find that the puppet had changed into an inner garment, which was from the set of clothes she bought for him that day.
Of course, the quality of the fabric cannot be compared with his original one.
Su Xiaoyuan rummaged through the suitcase and found several more laces inside, each with different embroidery patterns.
"It would be a shame to cut off such nice clothes!" Although they were clothes for a puppet, she still felt very painful.
"It's not a pity if you use it." said the puppet.
Su Xiaoyuan's eyes were a little sore. Even though she knew rationally that the puppet did these things not out of emotion, but because of programs and algorithms, it was still hard not to be moved emotionally.
She turned around and hugged him: "Thank you, Fu Tingyun, you are so kind."
The puppet looked very real, though it was a little stiff when held in the arms. Su Xiaoyuan felt inexplicably at ease.
Sometimes they look so real that it's a bit scary.
She hugged him lightly for a moment before letting him go: "I need to change my clothes now. Please go out for a moment, Fu Tingyun."
Fu Tingyun stood there for a few breaths before turning around and walking out silently.
Soon, the sound of her humming a tune came from behind, with a slightly muffled nasal tone and mixed with the sound of splashing water.
The tune was strange and not quite musical, like a happy little bird chirping in a dream, sometimes far away, sometimes near.
After Su Xiaoyuan finished washing up, it was time to go to bed.
The puppet took care of all the "heavy work". He took out the basin of water when she had used it. Su Xiaoyuan was happy and relaxed, sitting on the edge of the bed, humming a song and drying her hair.
When the puppet brought in the clean and dry bathtub, she lifted her legs and let him stuff the tub back under the bed.
The girl's summer panties were a little short. When she raised her legs, Fu Tingyun's eyes naturally swept over her slender ankles and a few inches of white and tender calves.
His Adam's apple rolled slightly, and he lowered his head and put the basin away.
Just as he was about to turn around and leave, Su Xiaoyuan called him from behind: "By the way, Fu Tingyun, can you see the exam formation? Help me see what the next project is."
Fu Tingyun had seen it a long time ago, but it was inexplicably difficult for him to say it in front of her.
"Can't you see it?" Seeing that he didn't speak, Su Xiaoyuan wanted to use talismans to open the formation and take a look.
At this moment, the puppet said, "I can see it's 'rubbing ears together'."