Chapter 3 3 Eh? Eh? How can people...

Su Xiaoyuan lowered her head and blushed as she stood in a secluded place with winding paths and fairy air.

Three large characters written in a flamboyant style floated on the archway made of rose vines, making Su Xiaoyuan unable to raise her head - "Yuanyang Soup".

Ruan Mianmian was trying to haggle with the senior sister at the ticket office: "Those two are puppets, so they're a bit cheaper!"

"Two mid-grade spirit stones for an hour? You might as well go grab them!"

"Beauty care? Look at your face, sister, do you still need beauty care?"

"Senior Sister is kind and beautiful. Please give us a discount. We will come here often in the future!"

"Okay, we're just taking a bath. We promise not to do anything else..."

Su Xiaoyuan raised her eyelids and glanced at the stern puppet beside her, then quickly lowered her eyes guiltily, her whole face turning pink.

It's just a puppet, not real. She held the gauze belt tightly and tried to prepare herself mentally.

After a while, Ruan Mianmian came back happily with the jade token in hand: "I got three medium-grade spirit stones and two pools. How about that?"

"That's amazing!" Su Xiaoyuan hurried forward to massage her friend's shoulders. "Thank you for your hard work!"

She herself doesn't know how to bargain, so she particularly admires people who are good at bargaining.

Ruan Mianmian gave her a jade token, and the two of them walked into the hotpot restaurant with their respective puppets.

Yuanyangtang is a natural hot spring area with dozens of large and small spring pools scattered around. There are open-air pools as well as private pools surrounded by bamboo walls and covered with thatched roofs.

Bathing in a private hot spring is a luxury for outer disciples. The two usually go to the large pool that costs half a low-grade spirit stone for an hour to soak. This is their first time in the private hot spring area.

After walking through the lush vegetation at the entrance path, there is a fork in the road. There is a sign at the intersection. To the left is clear soup, and to the right is high soup.

"What is the difference between clear soup and broth?" Su Xiaoyuan asked curiously.

"We bought the clear soup brand," Ruan Mianmian said, "the kind that can only be used for soaking and not for dual cultivation. It's much cheaper than the broth."

Su Xiaoyuan's cheeks suddenly turned red.

No wonder the weeds on the path leading to Gaotang are half a person's height.

Outsiders always have misunderstandings about the Hehuan Sect, thinking that all the disciples are lustful demons who have sex anywhere. In fact, most of the disciples are not so fond of sexual activities, especially after a whole day of classes, just like 996 programmers who just want to lie down when they get home from get off work. Only a very small number of perverts want to continue programming.

Ruan Mianmian chuckled heartlessly: "Xiao Yuan, your head is about to smoke. You're cooked before you even soak in the hot soup. How could you enter the Yunyu Sect with such a thin skin?"

She couldn't tell anyone about her time travel, not because she would be punished, but because the relevant content would be censored as soon as she spoke. She spoke a lot, but all Ruan Mianmian heard was garbled code like "Aba Aba".

Su Xiaoyuan could only answer vaguely: "There is no other sect to go to, and my spiritual roots are weak, so I ended up here without knowing why..."

This is the case for most disciples of the Hehuan Sect. Ruan Mianmian nodded in understanding.

The two entered the private bathing area and found the bathhouse according to the numbers on their respective signs, and discovered that they were two adjacent rooms.

Su Xiaoyuan hesitated and didn't dare to go in. She tugged at Ruan Mianmian's sleeve and said, "Open the mountain, or..."

"What's there to be embarrassed about?" Ruan Mianmian patted her shoulder. "It's just a puppet. He's not a real person."

He took the jade token and helped her open the door, then pushed her in neatly: "If anything happens, just call me!"

The puppet followed closely behind its master, raised its long legs and stepped into the door.

The bathhouse is very small, with the hot spring pool in the center taking up most of it. A black dragon with coiled blue veins extends from the bottom of the pool, and hot spring water gurgles out of the dragon's mouth - the pool water is automatically changed for each guest, so it is clean and hygienic.

The pool is deep in the middle and shallow around the edges, and the deepest part is enough to cover Su Xiaoyuan's head.

Su Xiaoyuan faced the wall and prepared herself mentally for half a day before finally mustering up the courage to turn around.

The puppet stood quietly there, looking at her with his head slightly lowered, his inorganic eyes dark and cold.

Su Xiaoyuan's heart suddenly jumped to her throat.

She had seen many beauties, but the beauty of this puppet was different from those she was used to. It was as sharp as a sword, as if it could pierce through the heart with one blow.

And no matter how you look at it, it's no different from a real person.

It's just a life-sized bjd...

Su Xiaoyuan tried hard to convince herself and mustered up the courage to step forward: "Let me untie your hair first..."

She stood on tiptoe, put her hands behind his head and untied his hair tie.

No one knew what material the puppet's hair was made of, but it felt almost the same as real human hair. It was cool and smooth, as black as crow's feathers, and shone with a slightly blue luster.

Su Xiaoyuan bravely rubbed it twice, but the puppet didn't react at all.

So banging him in the face should be okay, right?

But just as she raised her hand, the puppet's inorganic, dark eyes suddenly turned to her.

Su Xiaoyuan suddenly became intimidated and immediately retracted her hand, nervously grasping the black headband with flowing water pattern in her hand.

His hair fell down smoothly, softening his temperament.

The puppet looked less fierce and stern, but more...

Two words popped up in Su Xiaoyuan's mind:

Gorgeous.

Su Xiaoyuan never thought that she would use this word to describe a man, but it seemed that only this word was enough to describe the beauty of this puppet.

So shameful!

She didn't dare to take the next step for a long time.

Hot spring water gushed out continuously, flooding the dragon's mouth. Water vapor with the fragrance of flowers rose up, filling the entire room like thick fog.

The puppet's hair was wet with water vapor, small water droplets fell on his long eyelashes, and his tall straight nose and lips were faintly visible in the mist.

His lips were light in color, beautiful in shape, and perfectly curved. His upper lip was thin, making him look cold and thin, but his lower lip was fuller and a little lusty...

Su Xiaoyuan suddenly remembered that she had learned in some class that this shape of lips was very suitable for kissing...

Her cheeks felt like they were on fire and her head was dizzy.

It must be because the bathhouse has no ventilation and is too stuffy.

Just then, there was a banging sound coming from the wooden wall.

Su Xiaoyuan came back to her senses and asked in panic, "What's wrong?"

Ruan Mianmian's voice came from the other side of the thin partition wall: "I haven't heard anything from you for a long time. I was worried that something might have happened to you."

Perhaps because it was clear soup and the wooden planks were very thin, you could clearly hear the splashing sound of water next door.

"I'm fine!" she said quickly.

"Why don't you go in the water? We paid to come here, so we have to soak for an hour to beautify our skin!" Ruan Mianmian said heartlessly.

Su Xiaoyuan clearly heard her scolding her puppet: "I asked you to rub my back, not tickle it! Harder! Harder! Didn't you eat enough?"

Although her best friend had high hopes for her, Su Xiaoyuan was a coward and couldn't get over the hurdle in her heart. She couldn't get involved in a romantic relationship with a man she had known for less than a day - even though he was a fake.

This kind of thing needs to be done slowly, she thought to herself, let's wash the puppet first today to let the eyes adjust, and deal with other things later.

Ruan Mianmian knocked on the wooden board impatiently again.

Su Xiaoyuan quickly stretched out her feet and splashed the water twice, making some sounds to entertain her best friend.

Then she took a deep breath, walked up to the puppet, lowered her head and didn't dare to look at him: "Sorry, I... I have to untie your belt..."

The puppet just looked at her with deep eyes, still indifferent.

For some reason, Ruan Mianmian's puppet would simply answer her questions, but her puppet had not said a word until now.

Is it missing vocal cords?

Instead, she felt relieved. It cost twenty spirit stones to draw it, so it would be more disturbing if there was nothing wrong with it.

Not objecting means agreeing, she thought to herself.

Su Xiaoyuan reached out to his waist with trembling hands and began to untie his belt.

The puppet's clothes are very simple, without fancy embroidery, gold weaving or patterns, but you can tell it's made of high-quality fabrics just by touching it. It seems that the previous owner was a wealthy man.

Su Xiaoyuan felt more and more that she had found a great bargain, but instead of being relieved, she felt a little guilty - would the owner of the store regret it in a few days and come to ask for it back?

While she was lost in thought, she untied the puppet's belt and put it aside.

"Next I'm going to take off your coat..." She said quickly with her head down, more to give herself courage than to ask for consent.

She stood on tiptoe and pulled the coat off his shoulders, putting it with the belt.

The white lining is made of thin and dense material, obviously custom-made, and is very slim-fitting, with the undulating lines and skin tone faintly visible.

A faint silver light shone between the threads, and the garment felt cool to the touch. Clearly woven with a spell, it was a robe with special properties. She didn't know if it had any other benefits, but Su Xiaoyuan was certain it could automatically cool and heat according to the ambient temperature, keeping the wearer in the most comfortable state.

Su Xiaoyuan had only heard of this kind of high-end goods but had never seen it with her own eyes. She heard that this kind of clothes were divided into many types and grades according to the strength and function of the spells. The high-grade ones were very expensive and ordinary people could not buy them. It could be said to be the high-end custom in the world of immortal cultivation.

Su Xiaoyuan became more and more curious about who the previous owner of the puppet was since he was willing to give such good clothes to the puppet.

Someone else might feel sad, but she has no ambition and has been an ordinary person in both lives, far away from the world of bigwigs and rich people, so she does not feel any injustice.

She just envied the cooling function of the clothes.

Because she was going crazy with heat!

The pool was already filled with milky white hot spring water, almost overflowing from the edge of the pool. The room had become a steamer, almost steaming her to death.

Although the clothes of the disciples of the Yunyu Sect were light and thin, they were still a little uncomfortable to wear in such a hot environment.

Su Xiaoyuan was embarrassed to take off her coat in front of the puppet just now, but now she couldn't stand the heat anymore. After hesitating for a moment, she took off her coat, leaving only a thin white silk inner garment and a layer of white gauze on the outside.

The two layers of clothes were still somewhat transparent. Because she was hot and embarrassed, her whole body turned red, and the pink color showed through the thin shirt, which was really embarrassing.

Fortunately, the puppet in front of her was without intelligence, otherwise she could have dug out a big castle on the spot.

Su Xiaoyuan took a few deep breaths and looked at the puppet's jaw, neck, and then torso.

The beautiful shoulders, neck and arms, the slightly raised but not exaggerated chest muscles and abdominal muscle lines, were faintly visible through the moisture-soaked middle garment.

Su Xiaoyuan was no stranger to the human body; after all, this part of the course required rote memorization, making it the easiest one for her. However, the theory was just empty talk.

She had been a single mother for two lifetimes, and she had never seen a real person—well, the one in front of her was not a real person either.

Although she was shy, she couldn't help but be a little curious about the legendary eight-pack abs and mermaid line.

It shouldn't be a big deal if it's touched, right?

When she was struggling, she seemed to hear Ruan Mianmian's righteous voice in her ears: "You paid for it, so what's wrong with touching it? Stand up!"

Yes, it’s not illegal to touch the puppet she drew.

Besides, if you can’t even take the first step, how will you do it in the future?

With the help of the spirit of good girlfriends, Su Xiaoyuan finally stood up, stretched out her index finger, and gently poked the puppet's abdominal muscles.

At this moment, her heart suddenly trembled for no reason, and she had the illusion that someone was watching her.

She retracted her hand and pinched it as if she had been electrocuted, and secretly glanced at the puppet. She saw that the handsome face was still as cold as ice, but the eyes seemed even colder and sharper.

Is it an illusion?

Su Xiaoyuan bravely took another look and found that the human-machine feeling was still very strong, even stronger.

She breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, Ruan Mianmian knocked on the wall again: "Xiao Yuanzi, have you inspected the goods?"

Needless to say what kind of goods it is.

"Checking it again..." Su Xiaoyuan said guiltily.

My bestie scoffed, "I don't know you yet? Hurry up!"

Su Xiaoyuan lifted the hem of her clothes and took a quick look.

I can only take a rough look, but...

Eh? Eh? How can people...

Although it is a puppet, is it really okay to be so distorted?

Her cheeks suddenly felt hot.

Ruan Mianmian: "Is the test done?"

Su Xiaoyuan's heart skipped a beat: "Test...tested..."

"You're lying. What are you testing for without even taking off your pants?"

Su Xiaoyuan had no choice but to bite the bullet and stretched out her hand tremblingly: "Yes, I'm sorry... I might have to take off your pants..."

The author has something to say:

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I'd like to tell those who have watched the old version that the settings have changed a lot, and the puppets are no longer short of parts.

The article before the list basically follows the word count requirements for the list, usually updated every other day, and the article after the list should be updated daily.

Red envelope dropped~