Chapter 23

However, Meng Yuxiu didn't immediately understand the meaning of Han Shuo's words, and Han Shuo also didn't understand the meaning behind the doubt in his tone when he asked the question.

Han Shuo only understood the literal meaning, so he put his arm around Meng Yuxiu's shoulder, grinned and chuckled, "You're a man, how can a man have his period? What I mean is that this will make it much easier for us to do 'that'."

Meng Yuxiu vaguely sensed something was wrong. His lips twitched slightly. "Much more convenient?"

He's usually a pretty smart guy, so why can't he understand what I'm saying today? Han Shuo patiently explained it to him again, but to be honest, he's a virgin, so it's a bit embarrassing for him to explain this.

He leaned closer, almost touching Meng Yuxiu's ear, and whispered, "You're only seventeen, you probably don't understand. What I mean is, since you're a boy, your butt won't bleed, which makes things easier."

After hearing Han Shuo's words, Meng Yuxiu felt as if he had been struck by the thickest of clubs, leaving him completely disoriented.

Only then did he realize that Han Shuo meant for him to be the one below him.

No wonder Han Shuo was so excited to come to his house, no wonder Han Shuo was touching his thigh like a lecherous old man just now.

But this isn't right. Meng Yuxiu can't accept it. His male classmate clearly told him that Han Shuo is the one who should be his wife!

He stared at Han Shuo, whose usually carefree face showed a rare hint of shyness today, and felt his blood surging in his chest, almost making him vomit blood.

Han Shuo saw Meng Yuxiu forcefully shake off his arm that was on his shoulder, and then saw him suddenly stand up and stand in front of the bed, staring at him with eyes that seemed to be spitting fire.

Meng Yuxiu gritted his teeth and asked him, "What do you mean?!"

Han Shuo was completely bewildered by his expression. "Wait, we were chatting just now, what happened?"

"What do you mean?"

"You..." Talking about this topic, if it were like the previous situation where he was confused and unclear, Meng Yuxiu felt quite shy and excited, and even had a little bit of anticipation for what was about to happen in the future.

But after the truth was revealed, he found it difficult to say what he was about to say, and he finally confirmed it with Han Shuo in disbelief.

"You want...you want to sleep with me?"

Han Shuo scratched his head, looking rather embarrassed, and said, "Don't talk about whether it's 'on' or not, it sounds awful. Aren't we all just doing this to complete the mission?"

Meng Yuxiu gritted his teeth again and said, "Why should you be the one to sleep with me?"

This time it was Han Shuo's turn to ask, "What do you mean?"

Meng Yuxiu scoffed, "Since we're all doing missions, why should I be the one lying on the bottom?"

Han Shuo was taken aback.

To be honest, he hadn't thought about this at all from the moment he found the note yesterday until this moment today. Of course, he wouldn't think about it, since he always took it for granted that since he had to do this task, he might as well just do it.

But when Meng Yuxiu said that, Han Shuo suddenly realized, "Holy crap! How could I have forgotten something so important? Meng Yuxiu is a straight man too!"

Seeing Meng Yuxiu staring at him, he clenched his fists in anger. It seemed that a fight between these two tigers was inevitable today.

However, Han Shuo certainly didn't want to have a conflict with him, since they were both people who were going to do those kinds of missions, so they had to be on good terms with each other.

In this respect, he became quite resourceful.

He stood up and gently tugged at Meng Yuxiu's arm, which was as stiff as Meng Yuxiu's temper.

"Listen to me first." In order to get Meng Yuxiu to lie down willingly, Han Shuo used what he thought was the gentlest tone he had ever used to coax him slowly, "There is a reason why I am on top. Mainly, I took into account that you are young and don't understand many things."

Meng Yuxiu glared at him.

"Yes, yes, you're saying I don't understand either. But I'm a few years older than you, and I've watched more movies, so I must have some experience, right? I can understand if you want to be on top; we're both men, after all. If you don't want to be on top, what's the point of having that thing down there, right? But..."

Han Shuo paused deliberately, then looked at Meng Yuxiu's face, his tone meaningful: "It's mainly for you to do, do you know how?"

Are you sure you can do it?

"You know the first step?"

Do you know what to do first after taking off your pants?

"Or do you know which opening to use?"

Han Shuo's barrage of questions left Meng Yuxiu speechless and even more unwilling to give up. He was seething with anger, but he had to suppress it because there were a group of relatives downstairs.

Han Shuo carefully observed Meng Yuxiu's expression. It seemed that he was really furious this time, so angry that his eyes were red.

"Don't be angry, calm down." Han Shuo gently touched Meng Yuxiu's arm, which was tense with anger under his sweater, and then, oblivious to the danger, whispered a comforting word, "Don't worry, I'll be careful not to hurt you."

"You!" Meng Yuxiu almost fainted from anger after hearing this. He glared at Han Shuo fiercely, speechless for a long time.

Just when Han Shuo thought he had temporarily subdued Meng Yuxiu and that he could succeed by persuading him more gently in time, Meng Yuxiu unexpectedly uttered a sentence through gritted teeth that he had not anticipated.

"But you're impotent!"

"..." Damn it, how could Han Shuo have forgotten about this too? Good grief, when he was making fun of himself earlier, Meng Yuxiu seemed to be internally condemning himself. Now, to protect his butt, he's actually willing to hurt his male pride.

But he certainly couldn't tell Meng Yuxiu that his impotence was fake. He didn't want to add fuel to the fire, otherwise all his previous attempts to coax him like a lackey would have been seen as hypocrisy.

Han Shuo chuckled awkwardly, "Even with erectile dysfunction, you can still get an erection, can't you?"

“But you don’t last long.” Meng Yuxiu, as if he had found a bug in the novel, stared at Han Shuo and smiled coldly. “The novel requires thirty minutes.”

Mom has such a good memory.

It's alright, does that mean only Meng Yuxiu could find the bug? At worst, we can just hurt each other.

Han Shuo's gaze swept over Meng Yuxiu's face, then moved meaningfully to the black trousers he was wearing today, before chuckling, "You talk as if you're so long-lasting. Who was it that got hard after just two kisses that night, and ejaculated after two more kisses?"

"You!" Meng Yuxiu was caught off guard and struck hard.

Han Shuo continued with a sarcastic laugh, "You can ejaculate without any external force rubbing against your long underwear? Tsk, do you think I'd believe you can last thirty minutes?"

“You…” Meng Yuxiu gritted his teeth, “I’m a virgin. All virgins are like this. Once the first time is over, it’s over.”

Han Shuo had to give Meng Yuxiu a good talking-to: "Listen to me, Meng Yuxiu, this second task has to be done fifty times, each time for no less than thirty minutes. Oh, we haven't even officially started, and you can already ejaculate in less than ten minutes through your long underwear. Without your underwear, you probably wouldn't even last two minutes."

Okay, even if I spoil you, consider the first time a two-minute trial lesson. But can you guarantee you can last thirty minutes the second time? What if you waste time again the second time? A third time, a fourth time? What if you find out you have premature ejaculation after all that?

Meng Yuxiu glared at Han Shuo again, "Aren't you the same?"

Han Shuo chuckled shamelessly, "No, I don't have premature ejaculation. Yes, I get hard quickly and go soft quickly, but I didn't ejaculate. If I didn't ejaculate, it doesn't count as within the 30 minutes. As long as I get hard again, the timer can continue."

"?" Meng Yuxiu could hardly believe that he was hearing such a twisted logic. "You're sick in the head!"

Han Shuo shrugged innocently and said, "Why are you swearing? Besides, what's wrong with being sick? The novel doesn't say that being sick doesn't count."

"Han Shuo!"

"Sigh." Han Shuo dared not speak anymore. If he continued, Meng Yuxiu would probably tremble with anger. He quickly patted his back to calm him down.

Meng Yuxiu felt his teeth chattering. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath, but when he opened them, he saw Han Shuo grinning at him. He was so angry that his vision blurred.

He heaved his chest rapidly a few times, gritting his teeth: "I refuse to accept this!"

"What if you're not convinced?" Han Shuo's lips twitched. "Do you want to fight on the bed with two sticks? Or take off your pants and compare sizes to decide who's better?"

After talking for ages, Han Shuo was exhausted, but he just made a casual remark, and to his surprise, Meng Yuxiu actually replied with an "okay".

"?" Han Shuo was stunned. "What's so good about it?"

Meng Yuxiu closed his eyes and took a deep breath. When he opened his eyes again, they were full of a sense of desperation. He said to Han Shuo, "Okay, let's compare sizes."

"?" No way, bro, you're really persistent.

For someone as reserved and proud as Meng Yuxiu, who has always been so proud and reserved since childhood, to take off his pants to compare sizes shows that he was taking it very seriously.

However, Han Shuo was unsure, because he had only seen Meng Yuxiu's penis once. He was so focused on the red mark that he didn't remember how big or small it was, or perhaps it was because he had seen too many penises during that time while searching for the key figure.

In short, he really couldn't remember; it might have been a little pink and a little white.

Then he felt a little uncertain, after all, his body was only seventeen years old. Although he looked quite good, tall, and his physique wasn't as thin and frail as one would expect at his age…

He glanced at Meng Yuxiu out of the corner of his eye.

No, I still don't feel confident. It's obvious that Meng Yuxiu's family is much better off than his; it's not something he can compare to eating dried plum vegetables in the cafeteria.

You can tell just by looking at the skeleton.

But it's hard to say, there are plenty of chili peppers hanging under big trees.

Meng Yuxiu stared at him from beginning to end. In fact, he wasn't necessarily very confident either. The reason was similar to that of Han Shuo above. He had seen too many men because of the mission, so he couldn't remember them either.

But he can only take one last gamble, even if he loses, he won't agree. But if he wins, then he'll be the one on top.

"Can we begin?" Meng Yuxiu asked.

Han Shuo hesitated for a moment, then nodded, "Come on, who's afraid of who!"

As soon as they finished speaking, the two turned their backs and began to undo their belts.

After unbuttoning his pants and pulling down his underwear, Han Shuo looked down and assessed the situation.

Tsk, not bad. But it would be even better if he could get up now and show Meng Yuxiu his prowess, but unfortunately he can't get up in a few seconds.

But it's alright, at least I didn't huddle up in a ball. It's so cold, but thankfully Meng Yuxiu's room is warm.

Stand up for yourself, little brother. Whether your brothers behind you can survive depends on you.

If he hadn't been completely desperate, Meng Yuxiu wouldn't have gone so far. Although he had touched Han Shuo's leg earlier, making him quite embarrassed, it was only inside his pants, so the shame only lasted for a short while.

But now he had to show it to Han Shuo in person, and just thinking about the scene made his ears burn.

But he still gritted his teeth and asked Han Shuo if he was ready.

Here it comes! Han Shuo secretly cheered himself up. He was truly impressed! He insisted that his brother show him the Mountain Eagle.

"Come on!" Han Shuo shouted.

The two people in the room turned around simultaneously, then quickly looked down.

The next second, Han Shuo's eyes widened suddenly, and he exclaimed inwardly, "Holy crap!"

He finally saw it clearly, but after seeing it clearly, everyone else was also dumbfounded.

"Did this kid grow up eating donkey penis?!" Han Shuo recalled a piece of popular science he'd read somewhere, which said that when it came time to take measurements for the trousers of a custom-made haute couture suit, the designer would ask whether to put the trousers on the left or the right.

For someone like Meng Yuxiu, Han Shuo felt the designer should make him a custom-made pair of trousers.

Of course, this was Han Shuo's exaggerated idea. If they weren't currently in a male display, he would have really wanted to give Meng Yuxiu a thumbs up and say: "Awesome, bro! If you went to be a gigolo, you'd make a fortune every day!"

At the same time, when he looked at Meng Yuxiu's face again, he wanted to say something else: "So fair and clean, it seems all the male hormones are concentrated in other places."

Meng Yuxiu watched Han Shuo's ever-changing expression. It was rare for him to feel so happy since Han Shuo entered the room.

He raised an eyebrow slightly. "I won."

Han Shuo's heart skipped a beat. Putting aside whether he could win or not, just seeing his little brother Meng Yuxiu made his scalp tingle. If he were to lie down next to him, it would be no different from a pig lying on a chopping board during the New Year.

"Is there anything else you want to say?" Meng Yuxiu asked with a hint of smugness after putting on his pants.

Han Shuo smirked: "Who told you that the bigger one wins?"

Meng Yuxiu frowned. "What do you mean? Are you trying to renege on your promise?"

"No cheating."

Meng Yuxiu became anxious, "We're clearly the bigger team, why didn't we win?"

Han Shuo chuckled and said, "Let me put it this way, do you know what two men do?"

Meng Yuxiu stared at him. "I know."

"If you were on the bottom, would you prefer the one on top to be bigger or smaller?"

Meng Yuxiu: "I didn't do it! How would I know?"

Han Shuo clicked his tongue: "Is that even a question? Smaller is definitely better! Let me give you an example. When people pick their noses, they use their little finger, right? Even if they don't use their little finger, they at least use their ring finger, index finger, or middle finger, right? Have you ever seen anyone use their thumb? I don't need to explain the same logic, do I?"

"You're just being unreasonable!"

Han Shuo sighed, walked over and put his arm around Meng Yuxiu's shoulder. "Actually, we really don't need to compete like this. I'll definitely be on top. Think about it, that's my novel, the scraps of paper I found at home. Since it's mine, is there any need to say anything? I'm definitely the main character, and you're just a key figure."

I'm not making excuses for myself; it's not that you can't be on top if you want. I'm just worried that if you're on top, and then after you've practically ravaged my ass, I'll realize it was all a mistake—that you can only be the bottom and I can only be the top. Wouldn't that mean all those fifty times were for nothing?

Meng Yuxiu was trembling with anger again. Han Shuo, trembling with fear, leaned his body slightly to one side, afraid that Meng Yuxiu might elbow him in the chin.

But to everyone's surprise, Meng Yuxiu gritted his teeth and asked him, "Didn't you say you were going to be good to me?!"

Han Shuo leaned closer again, gently squeezed Meng Yuxiu's shoulder, and then said intimately, "Being good to you in bed is also a kind of good."

"Han Shuo!"