Taking My Wife and Child to School

Han Shuo transmigrated into a novel, becoming a high school student in the 1990s. However, he has a chance to return to his original world, provided he completes the tasks within the novel.

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Chapter 33

Chapter 33

"Han Shuo!" Startled, Meng Yuxiu rushed over and pulled the man out of the snow, then hurriedly brushed the snow off his face and clothes.

Han Shuo was so angry he felt like killing someone. He snorted and blew the snow out of his nostrils before he could catch his breath.

After catching his breath, he shoved Meng Yuxiu hard in a fit of rage, then unleashed a torrent of abuse at him: "Are you kidding me?! How can you do this?! Are you having sex or murdering someone?!"

Meng Yuxiu was both embarrassed and guilty, so he could only obediently accept the scolding. He helped Han Shuo pull up his pants and then grabbed Han Shuo's cold hand to stuff it into his own clothes.

"Don't try that on me!" Han Shuo forcefully shook off his hand and turned to leave, cursing as he went.

"where did you go?"

Han Shuo trudged through the snow toward the teaching building, yelling at the top of his lungs without turning his head, "Go back to the dorm! Where else can we go? Damn it!"

Meng Yuxiu asked from behind, "Aren't you going to do it anymore?"

"Screw you! I'm freezing to death! Haha, you're fine, you can just unzip your pants and a tiny bit shows, but I have to show my whole ass!"

Han Shuo was truly speechless. He must have lost his mind to come to the wilderness with a clueless virgin. If he could continue doing this, he really should go to the hospital to have his brain checked.

Meng Yuxiu caught up with him, looking at Han Shuo's back with a troubled expression: "But tomorrow is the final deadline."

Han Shuo paused, his temper flaring up just moments before, but the word "mission" brought him back to his senses.

This is absolutely ridiculous! Ever since he learned about the novel mission, he never imagined that this lousy novel could cause him so much trouble.

Doing it annoys him. Not doing it means tomorrow is the deadline again. At least he took a shower today; if he puts it off until tomorrow, he'll have to shower again, and then he'll still have to find some secluded corner to do the task.

Seeing Han Shuo standing in the snow, Meng Yuxiu walked over, grabbed his hand, and stuffed it into his undershirt. He was too embarrassed to look directly into Han Shuo's murderous gaze.

He could only look away and whisper, "Don't be angry."

Han Shuo's hands were instantly warmed by the temperature of Meng Yuxiu's skin, and the anger in his heart subsided a little.

But he still glared at me and gritted his teeth, warning me, "I'll give you one more chance. If you don't do well, get the hell out of here!"

Meng Yuxiu nodded repeatedly.

This time, the two were much more cautious and didn't go into the fields, because it seemed like they were the only ones who would be thinking of doing something rash and running away in this freezing weather.

So they chose a different location, which was the back wall of the teaching building.

Han Shuo turned his back, bracing himself against the rough brick wall with both hands. Before starting, he turned his head and urged in a harsh voice, "Hurry up, the food is taking forever to prepare."

Meng Yuxiu's face burned with embarrassment from the scolding, but this wasn't like studying. In academics, he could confidently predict his exam results. In this matter, he could only silently endure the scolding without uttering a sound.

He was afraid that he would use too much force again and slam Han Shuo's head against the wall. So this time he held Han Shuo's waist tightly.

Han Shuo experienced this chilling feeling again. Although Meng Yuxiu remained silent, he was probably standing next to the wall, which blocked the sound of the wind, so Meng Yuxiu's suppressed breathing was even more obvious.

Having experienced failure once before, Meng Yuxiu was under immense pressure this time. His vision blurred by the darkness, he swallowed hard.

He dawdled like a blind man for ages until he heard Han Shuo click his tongue in annoyance, and his heart skipped a beat.

Finally, Han Shuo clicked his tongue every few seconds, and sure enough, he started yelling after a while: "Are you ever going to stop?! Poke, poke, poke! Are you playing whack-a-mole? You've poked my whole butt!"

Meng Yuxiu was also flustered and his face turned red. He could only ask Han Shuo for help: "Why can't we get in?"

Han Shuo turned around and cursed, "Damn it! You can't get in and you're asking me? Are you going to sleep with me or am I going to sleep with you? Figure it out yourself!"

Meng Yuxiu pursed his lips, not daring to speak. He could only continue his research in silence.

A moment later, his eyes lit up, because he realized he seemed to have found a way. So he gripped Han Shuo's waist tightly with both hands and pulled forward with all his might.

But the next second, Han Shuo grimaced and cried out in pain.

Although Meng Yuxiu had no experience, he knew that both men and women experience pain the first time. So he asked with delight, "Did I go in?"

However, instead of receiving a reply from Han Shuo, he was met with a kick from Han Shuo, which he dodged reflexively.

"What's wrong?" Meng Yuxiu asked, completely bewildered.

Han Shuo missed, so he kicked again, pulling up his pants as he kicked and cursing, "Damn it... I really want to slap you! Don't you know whether it's in or not? You're fucking sticking your ass in my balls! Fuck!"

"..."

In the end, neither of them completed the task, and Han Shuo walked ahead, cursing and swearing. He cursed not only Meng Yuxiu, but also himself; he must have been an idiot to think of giving Meng Yuxiu another chance.

Meng Yuxiu, a virgin who has just come of age? Let alone asking him to find a hole in the pitch black, even if you give him a flashlight, he might not be able to get in.

Han Shuo thought about it and couldn't help but mutter a curse under his breath.

Meng Yuxiu, following behind, felt somewhat hurt in his pride. He couldn't understand why he hadn't succeeded, and he was also annoyed at himself for not succeeding, because his pants were still very tight and uncomfortable.

So, after much agonizing, he still recklessly walked right into Han Shuo's line of fire.

He asked Han Shuo, "So, are we still going to do the mission?"

Before they even reached the dormitory building, with no one around, Han Shuo stopped and shoved his face in front of his nose, launching into a sarcastic remark: "Heh, running off outside again tomorrow? And you've been poking at me all over the place again? Heh heh, poking at me all that and still not getting anything out of it, am I going to play along with you?!"

Meng Yuxiu was too embarrassed to face him, so he could only tug at Han Shuo's sleeve and say, "Don't be angry... I'll think of something tonight and tomorrow."

Han Shuo was taken aback, stopped and looked at him, "What do you mean? Borrow money to book a hotel room?"

Meng Yuxiu frowned and said, "I'll think of a way."

"Can I borrow money?" Han Shuo questioned, then became wary, "Let me make this clear from the start, don't try to take my money. I don't have much; I still have to save some for my brother and nephew."

Meng Yuxiu nodded silently.

Han Shuo and Meng Yuxiu parted ways in the dormitory corridor. Meng Yuxiu wanted to go back to his dormitory with Han Shuo, but Han Shuo was worried that if they went back together after being away for half an hour, it would arouse suspicion. So he let Meng Yuxiu go back to his own dormitory.

Sure enough, as soon as they entered the dormitory, Pidan teased, "Han Shuo, where did you and Meng Yuxiu go?"

Han Shuo sat down on the lower bunk of a classmate, and while taking off his rubber shoes, he mumbled, "I went out for a walk."

Pidan leaned down from the top bunk and spoke to him again: "What did you go out for a stroll in this cold weather?"

Han Shuo threw his socks at him, "Why do you have so many questions? Is it wrong for me to go out and have a snowball fight with him?"

Upon hearing this, Pidan and his roommates all let out ambiguous laughter.

Han Shuo ignored them and continued taking off his other shoe. Luckily, Meng Yuxiu had borrowed rubber shoes from the gatekeeper, so apart from his cold feet, his socks were quite dry and hadn't gotten wet.

However, he still poured hot water and gave himself a good foot soak. After soaking his feet, he crawled into bed, feeling instantly refreshed.

It was still early to go to bed at this hour. The students in the dormitory were either chatting or reading novels. Han Shuo kicked the man next to him through the blanket.

Do you still have any novels?

"Find it yourself under the mattress," said Pidan.

Han Shuo lifted his blanket, found a book inside, and then turned to the side to open the novel.

After a while, the students who had gone to visit other dorm rooms returned to their dorms. He climbed back to his bunk and started chatting with the others.

Han Shuo was engrossed in reading the novel when the name Meng Yuxiu suddenly caught his attention. He paused, then propped himself up on his elbows and asked his classmate, "What did you just say Meng Yuxiu was doing?"

Student: "He's selling courses."

Han Shuo was dumbfounded, "Selling courses? What kind of courses?"

Student: "Oh, he tutors people, he charges three cents a day."

Century Egg and Tofu became interested. Tofu asked the classmate, "Three cents a day? That seems a bit expensive."

Classmate: "Isn't it a great deal? Meng Yuxiu's grades are so good, his tutoring will definitely be effective. Besides, the college entrance exam is next semester, who doesn't want to catch up? A classmate just told me that a lot of people have already signed up. If you go now, they might not even accept you."

Upon hearing this, Han Shuo exclaimed inwardly, "Holy crap!" He hadn't expected Meng Yuxiu's idea to be this. Goodness, this kid has really put his business acumen to good use just to have sex.

Pidan and Doufu didn't do well in school and couldn't understand what the teacher was saying, so they were eager to try it out. After discussing it for a while, they asked Han Shuo if he wanted to go.

Han Shuo opened his mouth, but before he could speak, the others in the dormitory laughed and joked, "Does Han Shuo even need to sign up? Meng Yuxiu is completely devoted to him now. If he just says a word, Meng Yuxiu would probably wish he could swap his brain with Han Shuo's."

Hahahaha!

Han Shuo: "..."

They were just talking about Meng Yuxiu when Meng Yuxiu came to their dormitory.

Han Shuo sat on the upper bunk and saw that Meng Yuxiu was holding a notebook and pen. Meng Yuxiu also subconsciously looked up at Han Shuo. He probably realized that he was doing this business for a reason, so when his eyes met Han Shuo's, his ears turned a little red.

Meng Yuxiu asked if anyone in Class 7's dormitory wanted to take extra classes.

Several students in the dormitory immediately raised their hands, "Me! Me! Me!"

"I'll buy it for one day!"

"I'll buy it too!"

Han Shuo sat on the upper bunk watching Meng Yuxiu register names and collect money one by one. Although it was Meng Yuxiu who was doing the business, Han Shuo felt his face burning with embarrassment.

The news of Meng Yuxiu selling his courses spread throughout the school the next day. Based on the discussions among the students around him, Han Shuo judged that the guy had probably collected money from dozens of students.

The most outrageous was Jiang Xiaowen, who bought it for two days in a row. Han Shuo watched him excitedly, his face flushed, preparing to go to Class One to pay Meng Yuxiu, and couldn't help but feel sorry for him.

If Jiang Xiaowen knew that he had also contributed to the money for Meng Yuxiu's hotel room and sex expenses, I wonder if he would faint.

Meng Yuxiu came to Class 7 to find Han Shuo before the last self-study period.

Han Shuo could tell from the barely suppressed gleam in his eyes that the kid was happy to have made money.

"How many students have you tutored?"

Meng Yuxiu said there were twenty.

"How much did you earn?"

Six yuan.

"Six yuan?" Han Shuo squinted and asked uncertainly, "Is six yuan enough to get a room?"

“Let’s go to the county town first, but…” Meng Yuxiu said, “I asked around with my classmates, and it seems that hotels with this little money might not have bathrooms.”

"No bathroom? No bathroom. We've already been to the wilderness, why worry about this?" Now that he had the money, Han Shuo didn't delay any longer.

Just like yesterday, he and Meng Yuxiu took a hot shower in the school's bathhouse, and then quickly ate dinner.

After dinner, Han Shuo waited at the school gate for Meng Yuxiu to ride his bicycle out.

When he tried to sit in the back, he noticed an extra piece of clothing folded neatly.

Han Shuo looked at Meng Yuxiu and snorted twice. Although his skills were a bit lacking, he was quite considerate.

He plopped down on it.

Meng Yuxiu drove Han Shuo around the county town. Before they had even finished one street, it got dark. A layer of cold air shrouded the area in mist, creating a stark contrast between the desolate scene and the bustling atmosphere on the street, where people were rushing home from get off work and the jingling of bicycle bells.

They couldn't afford to open a good hotel, so they had to wander the streets and alleys looking for a small one. But if even the environment outside the hotel was unacceptable, then Han Shuo and Meng Yuxiu, who were good at having sex in the wild, wouldn't be interested.

After wandering through several alleys, I finally found a relatively satisfactory one.

Meng Yuxiu parked his bicycle next to the hotel, carefully locked it, and then took out some loose change from his pocket and just stared at Han Shuo.

"What?" Han Shuo was taken aback.

Meng Yuxiu pursed his lips and said, "Are you going to drive it?"

"Damn it!" Han Shuo refused. He felt uncomfortable enough having to book a hotel room with a man, let alone with such small, loose change.

He gave Meng Yuxiu a smirk and said, "Now you're number 1. Do you understand what number 1 is? Number 1 is the one who goes to a hotel room."

Meng Yuxiu remained silent, and Han Shuo saw him enter the hotel with red ears.

Han Shuo stood in the cold wind for a few minutes before Meng Yuxiu came out.

"Is it ready?"

Meng Yuxiu: "No."

"What would you be doing out here if you weren't here?"

Meng Yuxiu said, "Eight yuan a room, we're still two yuan short..."

After saying that, he forced a stiff smile at Han Shuo with a ashamed expression.

Han Shuo gritted his teeth and glared at him, but now that they were already here, the prices of small hotels in this county were all about the same, and finding another one might not be as good as this one.

At this moment, Meng Yuxiu was like a child who couldn't afford to buy a toy and was eagerly waiting for his parents to give him the money.

Han Shuo cursed under his breath, reluctantly took out two yuan from his pocket, and then slapped it into Meng Yuxiu's palm.

"Hurry up! I'm really fed up, I have to pay out of my own pocket to do it for you."

Meng Yuxiu took the money and immediately ran back into the hotel.

The room was booked, and a door painted green opened. The room was small, but fortunately it was clean enough and didn't smell strange. Han Shuo managed to find some comfort in the pain of paying the bill.

After entering, Meng Yuxiu locked the door and also bolted it shut.

There was only one single bed, but at least there was a bed, and he didn't have to stand on the snow with both legs. This undoubtedly gave Han Shuo some comfort, at least he could lose his virginity in bed.

Having already showered at school, Han Shuo quickly took off his clothes and pants, then lay down in bed.

The moment he lay down, he was chilled to the bone. He could only shiver and curl up, urging Meng Yuxiu on.

Although he had touched Han Shuo in the wild last night, it was probably too cold, or perhaps he was constantly on edge in the wild, so Meng Yuxiu had very few emotions other than nervousness.

But it's different inside the room. Without external factors, the sense of security makes people more focused.

So from the moment the door closed, an overwhelming sense of ambiguity filled the room, even though it wasn't very warm, and Meng Yuxiu immediately got an erection.

It was only then that he truly realized that his things had finally come in handy.

He stared at Han Shuo, whose head was the only thing peeking out from under the covers, and swallowed hard. But the light was too bright, and the shyness that followed made his heart pound.

"What are you doing? Hurry up." Han Shuo had almost warmed up the blankets when Meng Yuxiu finally came over, dawdling around.

Then, with her back to him, she slowly and deliberately took off her clothes and pants.

To be honest, this was the first time Han Shuo had seen Meng Yuxiu's body so clearly.

Perhaps it was because Meng Yuxiu had always been seen as handsome and refined in his eyes, and occasionally arrogant, so even though he was tall, Han Shuo still didn't imagine him to be muscular.

Or perhaps you just think that a seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy can't possibly be that muscular.

Looking at it now, Han Shuo was truly taken aback.

His broad shoulders, narrow waist, and the muscular lines down his back already hinted at the masculine charm of a grown man. No wonder I never beat him in the cafeteria back then; just look at his arms with their slightly bulging, thin muscles, and you can imagine the strength hidden within.

When Meng Yuxiu awkwardly turned around, covering his face, Han Shuo's throat tightened.

He just couldn't understand how he could be so bold last night. He had seen Meng Yuxiu's little brother before, and the fact that he didn't even get an erection was terrifying enough.

It's unbelievable how he could have taken off his pants without thinking last night. But now that Han Shuo thinks about it more carefully, it's probably because it was dark and cold outside, which made his thinking sluggish.

But not today. Looking at the other person's well-defined abs, even Meng Yuxiu couldn't block it with his hands.

Han Shuo stared wide-eyed and swallowed hard several times.

He was feeling very uneasy and had second thoughts. To be honest, he didn't think his ass had that kind of ability.

But it was too late. First, Meng Yuxiu had scraped together the money and booked a room. Second, he was already naked and lying on the bed. Most importantly, he had even contributed two yuan.

It's still usable after some patching, but these two dollars are really hard to earn in this cold weather with snow every few days.

So Han Shuo gritted his teeth and decided to give up.

Meng Yuxiu lifted the blanket and slowly lay down. Like every young man experiencing his first time, he initially pretended to be reserved. He first stared at Han Shuo with a flushed face, his eyes burning yet restrained.

Han Shuo felt inexplicably strange being stared at. Yesterday, everyone was dressed, and their pants were only slightly off, so he didn't feel anything.

But at this moment, it's so smooth that you can almost feel the texture of the other person's skin with just a touch.

He moved away a little with some resistance, but as soon as he moved, Meng Yuxiu's arm hugged him.

Han Shuo stared at him with twitching eyes. This time, Meng Yuxiu felt uncomfortable under his gaze and his eyelashes trembled. He then looked away.

Han Shuo couldn't stand the strange and ambiguous atmosphere. To put it bluntly, he always wanted to treat this as a task, not as a desire.

So he urged curtly, "Hurry up, get on with it."

Meng Yuxiu pursed his lips, then nodded silently. The next second, he leaned over, lowered his head, and kissed Han Shuo's lips.

He kissed her deeply and passionately, covering her face with his kisses.

Han Shuo was tormented like a fish out of water. Men are born with the power to take the initiative, but once that power is in someone else's hands, he feels indescribably uncomfortable, as if he has been raped.

At that moment, he thought to himself, "I should have worn clothes when I did this."

If they kissed any longer, Han Shuo would get goosebumps. He quickly pushed Meng Yuxiu away, "Stop kissing, stop kissing, don't finish before we even start."

"..."

"Hurry up and do it!"

Well, since the two of them were covered with blankets, Meng Yuxiu lingered in the blankets for a long time like a blind man.

Han Shuo's legs were almost split in two by him, but he was still muttering to himself about why he couldn't get in.

"Damn it!" Han Shuo said impatiently, "Then why don't you just walk in front of the light, okay?!"

Meng Yuxiu asked him, "Aren't you cold?"

Han Shuo simply covered himself up to his waist with the blanket, then gestured with his chin toward Meng Yuxiu, "Is this alright?"

This is amazing... Meng Yuxiu was stunned by the scene before him.

The blinding white light made him dizzy.

Han Shuo noticed that Meng Yuxiu hadn't moved for a while, so he raised his head to take a look. He saw that Meng Yuxiu had his eyes downcast and was doing something.

He was startled and stomped on his shoulder. "Damn it! What are you looking at? You're not looking at my ass, are you?!"

Meng Yuxiu blushed instantly and vehemently denied it: "No..."

"If you don't have it, hurry up and do it. Don't just stand there like a monk, I have to urge you before you even ring the bell." Han Shuo lay back down.

Meng Yuxiu made a move. Han Shuo was actually mentally prepared, but the preparation was obviously not enough. It was a good thing that Meng Yuxiu was able to find a way, but this move almost made Han Shuo jump out of bed.

He immediately winced in pain, screaming louder than a pig on a chopping board.

Meng Yuxiu was almost scared out of his wits. He quickly asked, "Does it hurt a lot?"

Han Shuo gasped for breath in pain, his eyes almost rolling back in his head. "Damn... are you killing someone?"

Meng Yuxiu frowned and stared at that spot. Seeing Han Shuo's pained expression, he hesitated and said, "Then what should we do? Maybe... we should rest a little longer?"

Han Shuo caught his breath and waved his hand, saying, "Stop resting. If we keep dawdling, it'll be midnight in a few hours. Besides, I can't let my two dollars go to waste."

“But you’re in pain,” Meng Yuxiu said.

Han Shuo shielded his eyes from the light with one arm, and after thinking for a moment, he said, "Then you can just smear some saliva on yourself."

Meng Yuxiu nodded and did as he was told.

With saliva, things went much more smoothly, but it still hurt. Han Shuo had never experienced such pain even when he was constipated; the pain made him break out in a cold sweat.

"Ahhh!!!... Ahhhh..."

Meng Yuxiu hesitated and dared not move forward, but Han Shuo grabbed his arm.

"Go in!" Han Shuo roared, his eyes wide.

Meng Yuxiu hesitated: "Will it work?"

"Damn! It's better than being stuck!"

Meng Yuxiu frowned and nodded with equal difficulty, gathering his strength slightly.

At this, Han Shuo saw stars, his head was buzzing, and he couldn't make a sound.

Just as Meng Yuxiu was about to move again, Han Shuo suddenly opened his eyes and grabbed his slightly taut forearm.

"Wait a minute," Han Shuo said weakly. "Give me your watch, quick!"

Meng Yuxiu slowly adjusted his breathing, then took off his watch and handed it to Han Shuo.

Han Shuo glanced at the time, then gritted his teeth and reminded Meng Yuxiu, "Don't move now, understand?"

Meng Yuxiu was already in great pain, and he asked in confusion, "Why can't I move?"

"Damn it!" Han Shuo cursed under his breath, "You get aroused by a kiss, what will happen if you move a little more?! We've finally gotten this far, don't give me three seconds to finish. If you dare waste my time and money, I'll kill you!"

Meng Yuxiu's arm, which was supporting him next to Han Shuo, was already trembling slightly with desire. He swallowed hard and asked with difficulty, "Then what should I do?"

Han Shuo: "Neither of us should move! Hold on for thirty minutes!"

Meng Yuxiu closed his eyes and nodded vigorously.

Time ticked by, and Han Shuo kept a close eye on Meng Yuxiu's expression so that he could remind him in time if he became emotional.

For a virgin who had just lost his virginity, Meng Yuxiu was really having a hard time enduring it. He frowned tightly, closed his eyes, and even bit his lips slightly.

Han Shuo would check the time on his watch every now and then, but he dared not move too much, because as soon as he moved, he could feel a throbbing sensation in a certain part of his body, while Meng Yuxiu's temples were bulging with veins.

"Just hang in there a little longer!"

Meng Yuxiu gritted his teeth, feeling both uncomfortable and aggrieved, and said, "I can't hold on much longer..."

Han Shuo was startled and quickly tried to bluff, "No! It'll only be half an hour!"

Meng Yuxiu took a breath. "How much longer?"

Five minutes!

Meng Yuxiu seemed to see a glimmer of hope, and he nodded vigorously.

Five minutes later...

"Han Shuo, have you finished five minutes?"

Han Shuo: "...Coming soon."

"How much longer?"

Han Shuo: "It'll be soon. Stop asking. If you really can't help it, just think about all the tragic things that have happened to you since you were a child."

Meng Yuxiu shook his head; he felt that no moment could compare to his current misery.

Finally, Han Shuo waited until there were 30 minutes and 5 minutes left before telling Meng Yuxiu that the task was completed.

Like the most sacred voice suddenly appearing in the darkness, awakening the ferocious beast struggling in the mud.

Han Shuo was about to pat him on the back and say, "Brother, we did it! You're amazing! Your endurance surpasses that of 90% of virgins worldwide!"

However, before he could even speak, he saw Meng Yuxiu's eyes, which were bloodshot from holding back his anger, and his gaze was fierce and ruthless.

Han Shuo's heart skipped a beat. Holy crap! Has this kid gone berserk?

As expected, he went berserk, grabbing Han Shuo's ankle in an instant. Before Han Shuo could react, the kid went on a rampage like a madman.

"Aaaaaaaaahh ...

Han Shuo was in so much pain that tears streamed down his face. He gripped Meng Yuxiu's hair tightly with both hands, shaking his head violently. He cursed intermittently, "You... mad... dog! Fuck! Ahhh..."