Black Wind Village is a backward and impoverished place. The Ma family is spoken of by everyone in the village. After having five sons, the 40-year-old woman of the Ma family became pregnant again....
The moment she spoke, the old Taoist priest immediately noticed her.
"Who is she?" The old Taoist priest's expression was somewhat distorted, but he hadn't lost his mind.
"Waaaah... Uncle, she... she's an old hag, she... she almost defiled me." Zhang Xiaomo's face was slightly red, and she looked pitiful and aggrieved.
The old Taoist priest took out a Taoist robe from his bag and draped it over him, saying, "Don't worry, I'll avenge you for what you've suffered."
As soon as he finished speaking, he glared fiercely at the old witch. When it came to catching demons, the Shu Mountain sect had quite a few tricks up their sleeves. How could they deal with this little... what kind of demon was it again?
Thinking about something, he took out a Bagua mirror, and just by looking into it, the round image of the old witch appeared on the mirror.
"So you're just a little banana spirit, and a wanton, shameless, flirtatious, and unfaithful demon at that. You deserve to die! I, the Taoist priest, will punish you today on behalf of Heaven!" The old Taoist priest looked fierce and angry.
Banana Spirit: "…………??????"
What kind of crime is this, not being a virtuous woman? Besides, she and her husband had sex according to normal procedures, okay? But she didn't like what the old Taoist priest said.
"You say I'm not a virtuous woman? Bah! I married this man properly. Look at his wrist, that's my marriage line."
Sure enough, when the two looked, there really was a red thread. They couldn't see it before, but Basho was unhappy. To prove her innocence, she made the red thread appear in front of the two of them, so that they could see it very clearly.
"What...what's going on? How come I didn't notice it?" Zhang Xiaomo stared blankly at the red line and asked.
"Tsk! You really don't remember? Not only did you take off several pieces of my clothing, but you also groped me all over. Look, I'm a respectable woman, and if you touched me, you can't marry me?"
Hearing her words, Zhang Xiaomo suddenly realized, "You...you are that banana tree?"
“Uh…yes! So…I’m not a wanton demon.” She glanced sideways at the old Taoist priest.
"But...but I didn't agree!" Zhang Xiaomo said emotionally, looking at his uncle with a wronged expression.
The old Taoist priest immediately perked up. "I can tell you're no good demon. You've persecuted quite a few young people, haven't you? And you've been absorbing their essence for quite some time now, haven't you? It seems I'll have to be the one to slay the demon and eliminate the evil." He looked righteous and awe-inspiring.
Banana Spirit; "…………………………"
If it weren't for your twisted, jealous look, I would have actually believed you were a Taoist priest who slays demons and monsters for the righteous path.
The corners of their mouths are even more twisted and ugly than those of fairies.
"You immoral demon, why don't you untie the red thread right now? Otherwise, my peach wood sword, which wards off evil, won't hold back." The old Taoist's eyes were full of sinister intent.
"Hmph! Do you think I'd tell you? Only by cutting the red thread and kneeling before me three times can the knot be completely untied," the banana spirit said smugly.
Zhang Xiaomo; "…………………………"
The old Taoist priest: "…………………………"
This woman doesn't seem very bright!
Without saying a word, Zhang Xiaomo bit the thread with his teeth, quickly knelt on the ground, and bowed three times to the banana spirit.
After finishing the prayer, he looked relieved. "Now you're free, aren't you?"
The banana spirit looked shocked. "You...how do you know how to untie the red thread?"
Zhang Xiaomo; "…………………………"
"Uncle, let's deal with her! It doesn't matter if she's not smart, but she's incredibly wicked. She must have killed a lot of innocent and naive young men." Zhang Xiaomo looked heartbroken.
Banana Spirit; "…………………………"
Damn it, that despicable man! I should have just swallowed him whole back then, otherwise I wouldn't have been so angry, and now I have a few more wrinkles.
"Demon, take this sword!" The old Taoist priest rushed towards the banana spirit with lightning speed, his sword aimed straight at her heart.
She narrowed her eyes. She hadn't expected the old Taoist priest to be so vicious, and quite capable at that.
"Tender feelings." The banana spirit launched an attack, with red threads surrounding him from all directions.
"Hmph! A mere trick! Watch me 'cut the flow with a slash'!" the old Taoist priest roared.
"Tear..."
Red broken lines floated everywhere in the sky. Was that all the banana spirit could do? Obviously not.
"Phantom Rebirth, Go!" Countless ghostly figures attacked the old Taoist priest. This was not a physical attack, but a soul attack.
The old Taoist priest quickly formed hand seals, took out a long-lost pen from his backpack, his expression somewhat nostalgic, and then suddenly began to draw.
The banana spirit clearly sensed that the brush was unusual, and she became somewhat cautious.
When the old Taoist priest finished drawing, the banana spirit became extra cautious.
"Demon-trapping talisman, go!" he shouted.
The golden talisman followed the banana spirit like lightning, but the banana spirit was clearly skilled in magic, as her flying speed was obviously not slow.
But this "demon-trapping talisman" was like a magnet, relentlessly pursuing her.
With a heavy heart, she severed a section of her arm, and that arm immediately transformed into an old woman who looked exactly like her.
At this moment, the "Demon-Trapping Talisman" flew right in front of her.
"Boom... Bang..."
After a collision, the "Demon-Trapping Talisman" became like a cage, tightly enveloping the banana spirit that had been conjured from the arm.
The real banana spirit looked at the two men, who looked distressed, with a gloomy expression. "What? You two are quite disappointed that I wasn't trapped?" Her sinister words sent a chill down their spines.
"Uncle, hurry... one more!" Zhang Xiaomo urged from behind the old Taoist priest.
"This...this can't be done, my Xuan power is gone!"
Zhang Xiaomo: "??????"
In that case, wouldn't he and his uncle be like meat on the slate, at the mercy of others?
Seeing the two's intimate actions, the banana spirit looked embarrassed and said, "You two should just die!"
Suddenly, rows of extremely sharp spikes sprouted from the ground around them, sweeping directly from the doorway towards where the two were.
"What should we do? What should we do? Uncle, are we really going to die like this?" Zhang Xiaomo was quite nervous at first, but after glancing at the man beside him, he calmed down.
At this critical moment, a series of loudly ringing bells came from the front yard of the mortuary.
"Oh no, he's here." The banana spirit abruptly withdrew its demonic power, glared resentfully at the two scoundrels, and uttered a vicious threat, "Don't fall into my hands, or I'll tear you both to pieces."
As soon as she finished speaking, she used earth magic to escape, running away incredibly fast.
A few hundred meters away from them, Old Deng's face changed drastically, and he said in horror, "Oh no, he's here."