Black Wind Village is a backward and impoverished place. The Ma family is spoken of by everyone in the village. After having five sons, the 40-year-old woman of the Ma family became pregnant again....
"That's wonderful! Keep up the good work, young man! A promotion and a raise are just around the corner." Ma Hehua smiled broadly.
The waiter scratched his head sheepishly, "It's nothing, ma'am, come on, come with me."
As soon as he finished speaking, Ma Hehua and the other three stood up. The waiter felt that the owner's cousin was really enthusiastic!
They could have just come to see the boss directly, but they insisted on booking a table. This relative is really helping the boss boost sales. Even though their shop doesn't need it, they're just being sincere!
So the group followed the waiter to the back warehouse of the barbecue restaurant, which was full of freezers. The temperature was a bit cold, and the November wind made it even colder.
The group was getting closer and closer to Cha Sao Bao, who was displaying fresh human flesh in the freezer. The quantity was small this time, so he would have to limit the amount in the future.
Cha Shaobao's lips were red and rosy. He licked his lips, and the tip of his tongue was sharp and thin. If you looked closely, you could see the densely packed sharp teeth on his tongue, just as sharp as his own teeth.
After arranging everything to his satisfaction, he prepared to come out. Dressed in a suit and gleaming leather shoes, he felt no coldness at all in the freezer.
After taking inventory, he closed the door, and as soon as he turned around, his smiling face turned into a scathing sneer.
"Hey! You show-off, it's been years. Your human flesh bun shop has turned into a barbecue restaurant? You're doing pretty well!" It was Ma Linghua who spoke, sneering as she spoke.
She took the black dagger from her waist and strode towards the show-off without hesitation.
"Damn it! Ma Linghua, you mad dog, are you ever going to stop? I knew back then that was your token of love! Otherwise, I wouldn't have risked my life to steal it." The show-off was filled with regret!
However, it must be said that those wagging pants (underwear) are truly a wonderful treasure. Wearing them can completely protect one's penis and testicles, and can also increase yin energy to nourish one's little brother. They are simply a blessing for men.
The two started fighting in the backyard. Cha Sao Bao was clearly no match for her. This woman was getting more and more formidable. No way! He had to run. Given the Ma family's nature, if he didn't run, he would definitely be driven mad.
He had personally witnessed Ma Linghua's methods of killing ghosts and demons back then, which were incredibly brutal. She also showed no mercy to evil people.
A swift kick landed squarely on the guy's chest. "Bang!" The guy flew backward against the freezer door, feeling like his internal organs had shifted out of his body.
"You son of a bitch, hand over my underwear, or I'll chop you into mincemeat today!" she gritted her teeth, her eyes filled with resentment.
Hand over the jogger pants? No, that won't do. He's worn those jogger pants for over fifty years without ever washing them, and he's still supporting his younger brother. He can't give them to her, not even if he's dead. They're a man's blessing; he needs them so badly.
Seeing his refusal, the three women from the Ma family looked at him coldly. Since he was looking for death, then let him die!
Seeing that the situation was not right, Cha Saobao immediately used his best skill. In a short time, he became like a non-human, flying and scaling walls to reach the roof.
As soon as Ma Linghua's liberation shoes touched the ground, she was lifted into the air, leaving a deep footprint in the ground, which showed how strong she was.
Li Fagui glanced at the crater, swallowed hard, and thought, "My mother-in-law is just too... too awesome!"
It has to be said that Cha is quite skilled; his escape techniques are endless, and he even used a skunk's fart.
Ma Linghua; "……………………"
It really stinks, but so what? Lotus's feet are super powerful, and this little bit of magic damage from that show-off is nothing compared to the damage from scraping her feet.
So, just as Cha Saobao was about to stick his butt out and fart again, Ma Linghua, quick as lightning, kicked him directly in the buttocks with a flying kick.
"bump…"
This show-off felt like his balls were about to break. Was this even a woman's foot? Not only was it strong, but it was also specifically targeting his weak points.
He fell to the ground, and because he couldn't keep his balance, he rolled several times, splashing water everywhere in the muddy puddles around him.
The man in the suit looked extremely disheveled at this moment. Don't ask him why he didn't fight back; he just ran away. Does that need to be made clear?
He was no match for them. If he didn't run, he would only die faster. If he ran, he might survive if he was lucky, or die a little slower if he was unlucky.
A light rain began to fall from the sky. Ma Linghua approached him step by step, saying, "Give me back the pair of trousers you stole back then."
Cha Shaobao looked indignant. "Do you really have to be like this? It's just a pair of underwear! Can't I just buy you countless pairs?" He practically yelled.
"How can that be the same? I made that for Zhongguo with all my love. If you hadn't stolen Yao Ku'er, would I have needed to have two money-losing babies? I would have had a daughter long ago." [Waaah, who knows, her daughter might not look like this at all. She looks exactly like her dead, unlucky, brainless father. Her mother was blind back then too.]
Ma Linghua's emotions were unstable, and the surrounding yin energy was rising rapidly, as if it were about to destroy the world.
This scared the sassy guy so much he almost peed himself. His mind raced. Didn't she want to shake his pants? Well, he'd do it then. Despite his heartache, he finally pulled the pants off his clothes.
"Here you go, what's so special about this? I don't want it." The sassy guy gritted his teeth and threw the pair of pants over. Ma Linghua nervously caught the pants.
Then, a stench wafted over, and Ma Linghua vomited. This...this tiger's fur was so damn smelly! Even though it was dark, she could still see clearly that the white tiger's fur had turned completely black.
Not only did it reek of urine, but it also had other signs of age and wear. Holding it in her hand... ah... she couldn't take it anymore; these trousers were no longer the same as they used to be.
When Ma Hehua arrived, she saw her mother's fingertips and disgusted expression as she pinched her trousers. Before she even got close, the overwhelming stench assaulted her senses; it was even worse than her own excrement.
"Mom, what's that smell? It's so stinky." Ma Hehua's eyes scanned the surroundings like scanning lights. With her daughter on her back and Fa Gui in one hand, she moved with incredible speed.
Li Fagui felt dizzy and lightheaded. His wife didn't know how to be gentle, but he understood. Along the way, he had experienced the wonder of "walking in mid-air"—in a word, exhilarating.
Ma Linghua, holding the pair of shorts, asked the show-off, "You...you've never changed these shorts? You don't wear them all the time, do you? Do you have feelings for me...?"
The more Ma Linghua thought about it, the more she felt that Cha Saobao had a crush on her; otherwise, he wouldn't have gone to such lengths to steal Yao Kuer.