Ma Lihua rolled her eyes. "Come on! See if I stab you or not." If they weren't in the car, she would have pulled out her big sword.

No matter how much yin energy she used, the ghost bride's tongue couldn't grow back. Only then did she realize how powerful that needle was.

"Let me go." Ghosts can speak with their thoughts.

"Let you go? You practically shit on my head, and you think I'd let you go?" Ma Linghua's tone wasn't very friendly.

The Ghost Bride; "……………………"

Watch your words, okay? I'm just floating on your head.

"Oh! Mother, she's still not convinced. Look at her, she's still glaring at you!" Ma Hehua stared intently at her, not missing a single expression on her face.

“Lotus, teach her a lesson. She doesn’t know how to respect the elderly and care for the young at all.”

"Okay, Mother." Ma Hehua revealed a lewd smile.

"Don't come any closer..."

"Drink! Bah!" Ma Hehua spat out a mouthful of saliva, smeared it evenly on her hands, and then slapped her several times.

"Ah...it hurts so much...why does it hurt so much?...Ah..."

"Hehe! My juices are poisonous... no, I mean, they have a yin poisonous aura. Unless you have an extremely yang constitution, you'd better enjoy it!"

The smell was a bit fishy, ​​a bit smelly, and a bit rancid.

The ghost bride looked utterly devastated. She complained that she hadn't showered? She even complained that this woman hadn't brushed her teeth in ages!

"Hey! How dare you look at me with such disdain! It's an honor for you to hit me, slap slap slap..."

"Grandma, doesn't it hurt when my mother hits my hand like that?" Ma Lihua asked curiously.

"Hey! Your mother's got some tough hands! When she was little, she was the best in the village at digging dog holes with her bare hands." Ma Linghua said with some pride.

Ma Lihua; "……………………"

I don't understand, but I respect it.

Back then, her daughter was known as the fiercest fighter in the village. Anyone who dared to mess with her would be dealt a blow. Everyone praised her for raising such a good daughter; her health was top-notch.

The Ghost Bride; "…………………………"

And he actually got married? Who was that brave man? She couldn't help but admire him.

The ghost bride was beaten until she was bloated and swollen before Ma Hehua finally stopped, satisfied. She then stuffed her into a bag without any hesitation.

"Wake up." Ma Linghua uttered softly, and everyone regained their senses, but they couldn't remember what they were supposed to do or say.

The two men, wiping away tears, turned around and came face to face with a tiny baby. The baby's whole body was purple, and its blood-red umbilical cord was dragging on the ground. It looked terrifying and disgusting.

"………………I can't see, I'm deaf."

Middle-aged man; "???"

No, if you can't see, aren't you blind? How did it become that you're deaf? That's a huge flaw.

But to his surprise, the ghost baby climbed onto his shoulder.

Middle-aged man; "..."

Are you fucking kidding me? Is this how you play it?

Without saying a word, he took a mineral water bottle and poured water into his eyes until they turned red and he could no longer see clearly.

Now, the ghost baby has climbed onto the twenty-year-old man's shoulder again.

He's a ruthless person.

Thinking that they had shared a bottle of water to save money, and now that it was all gone, he could only grit his teeth and endure the terrifying ghost baby.

However, the ghost baby didn't make a move; if it had, it would probably have been killed.

The air was quite unpleasant as everyone in the car was breathing the same air.

"Hey little sister, where are you going?" Ma Hehua was always busy, so she started arguing with the woman and even took her snacks along the way.

"Mom, there are spicy strips, do you want some?" she asked Ma Linghua in front of her.

"Then... let's get a whole pack!" Ma Linghua said proudly.

Ma Hehua directly took several packets and a box of cookies from the woman's bag, and without saying a word, stuffed them into her daughter's hands.

woman;"………………………………"

"Auntie, you're so kind, thank you!" Ma Lihua felt she should thank this kind auntie.

"Ah... Auntie? I, I'm only 20 years old!" She couldn't hold back anymore. Did she look that old?

"Hey! Don't worry about it, it's just a name. From now on, just call me Sister Lotus! It'll sound more friendly." Ma Hehua said sincerely.

Looking at Ma Hehua's old face, she was speechless. "Sister, you could be my mother, right? Still calling yourself 'sister'?"

"Where are you going, little sister?" Ma Hehua asked her.

Younger sister: "Auntie, my name is Wu Mingnian, I'm going back to Miaoling."

As soon as Wu Mingnian finished speaking, Ma Hehua became even happier, "Oh my! What a coincidence, we're going to Miaoling too."

"You went there for tourism?" Wu Mingnian was puzzled. Apart from one tourist attraction, the rest of Miaoling was private territory and not open to the public.

"No, Little Bean told us to go catch zombies!" As soon as Ma Hehua finished speaking, some of the others mocked her.

"Catching zombies? Please, what era are we living in?"

"That's right! Feudal superstition is unacceptable."

"To tell you the truth, I am the 105th generation successor of the Maoshan Taoists."

"I am the senior disciple of Mount Shu, Master Changqing."

“Zhang Jingling, one of the 90th generation disciples of Longhu Mountain.”

"I am Guo Taotao, the 55th generation disciple of Emei Temple."

"Yo! Fellow Daoists, how have you been? I am Yuanshi Tianzun, one of the Three Pure Ones."

"Hahaha... one by one, you're really funny. To tell you the truth, I have another identity: the Jade Emperor. I've secretly descended to the mortal realm to undergo tribulation, so you'd better keep it a secret from me!"

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