Chapter 28 Ah, a walking chocolate.

"Hey, hey, young man, get down here."

"What are you doing? How can two people sit on a shared bike?"

Faced with the traffic police officer's questions, Yan Xingli, with a child tied around her neck like a kangaroo mother, weakly protested:

"There were no two people sitting there, only me."

[Traffic police officer: You're sitting at the same table as the guy who put a shopping bag over his head and pretended it was a helmet.]

The traffic police officer coldly replied, "I can see that you're not using a proper child carrier. Not only does this pose a significant safety hazard, it also violates traffic rules."

"You're right." Yan Xingli obediently got out of the car, holding his phone and honestly asked, "Do I need a ticket?"

It was difficult to hail a taxi in the no-parking zone, and since he was only three traffic lights away from his destination, he scanned a shared bicycle, tied the fish to his chest with his jacket, and set off.

I didn't expect to be spotted by a sharp-eyed traffic policeman after riding just 100 meters.

"Let it go this time, but be more careful in the future, especially when you're out with your child," the traffic police officer advised.

Yan Xingli bowed and scraped repeatedly, his sincere apology making it difficult for the haters to criticize him.

Yan Xingli was fine with the car, but when he saw the message notification that there were still forty people ahead of him in line, he almost spat out blood.

"Uncle, we're running late." Yu Yu looked at the time on her wrist. "Sister Xiao Fu is waiting for me."

"We can't get a taxi." Yan Xingli tightened his grip on the child's hand. "Let's run there. We can make it in time if we run."

"Isn't there a pig-shaped cart either?"

Yan Xingli: "Look, the sign on the front of the pig-shaped vehicle shows that it's occupied, so it can't pick us up."

Qi Youyu lowered her head, pointed to the short boots on her feet, shook her head and said, "But I'm not wearing running shoes, so I can't run."

"You can run in boots too. These are soft-soled boots, so they won't be tiring."

"Your opinion doesn't count."

Yan Xingli: "You don't want to run, you want me to carry you, right?"

The child, whose little scheme had been exposed, blushed, stomped his foot, and, clutching his parasol, threatened in a soft, menacing tone:

"Uncle, believe it or not, I won't hold an umbrella for you, and I'll let you get all tanned."

When the grandmother and granddaughter usually go out on foot, Yan Xingli always carries the child in his arms and lets Yu Yu hold an umbrella for him.

Yu Yu had grasped her uncle's weakness, and Yan Xingli, in order to play the next sickly, beautiful, and tragic character, had to cover himself up completely.

However, running with weights and walking with weights are two different things. He weighed the chubby child, who was as big as a calf, and seriously discussed it with him.

"Can your uncle carry you to the traffic light ahead, and then you can walk through the next traffic light by yourself?"

Yan Xingli's original intention was for the child to run a section, and he would carry him for a section, so that the child could exercise without delaying his work.

To his surprise, the child tilted his head back, shoved the parasol into his hand, and sighed helplessly, "Sigh, you stingy boy."

Yu Yu: "Okay, I'll call a car."

[Hahaha, the truth just slipped out like that.]

[I'm laughing so hard!]

[Wow, YuYu is so young and already knows how to hail a ride! She's so skilled with the app. I didn't start using Didi until middle school.]

[Wait, this doesn't look like a ride-hailing app.]

"You asked Xiaohua to take us there?" Yan Xingli, who had overheard the conversation, hesitated before speaking. "It will take Xiaohua ten minutes to get here from home."

Fish: "No need."

The biggest problem is how Xiaohua is going to get them there – carrying one on her back and holding one in her arms?

No matter which position he was in, he couldn't accept it. Yan Xingli's expression was indescribable. He might as well just carry the child and run to the end.

Yan Xingli picked up his phone, glanced at the time, and decisively squatted down with his back to the child: "Yuyu, Uncle will carry you, come on up."

[The sun stretches as it wakes up, the moon smiles like a little tiger tooth, and the stars jump for joy!]

A lively children's rhyme rang out on the busy road. Amidst the black, white, and gray traffic, a particularly unique little car, flashing colorful lights, sped by.

Yan Xingli narrowed his eyes slightly.

Is that a children's stroller?

Whose kid drove a stroller onto the road? How dangerous! If something happens, it'll be news again.

Yan Xingli led Yu Yu a little further away, and the stylish children's stroller attracted many onlookers.

On the other side, the traffic policeman who had just reprimanded them had a stern face and raised his hand to intercept them.

Just then, the flashy little car, like a wild horse, suddenly turned and stopped in front of the grandfather and grandson.

Despite the sudden braking, the car did not overturn or sway; it remained incredibly stable.

The car door clicked open.

Yu Yu shook Yan Xingli: "Uncle, let's get in the car."

"...YuYu, is this the car you called?"

"Didn't you send Xiaohua to pick us up?" Yan Xingli looked around with wide eyes. "Where's Xiaohua?"

Qi Youyu raised her chin: "This is Xiaohua."

Yan Xingli exclaimed, "Don't underestimate him just because he's not well-educated. That's clearly a noisy children's toy car!"

“Fish is right, I am Little Flower.” The cheerful children’s song stopped, and Little Fatty Flower’s familiar voice came from the driver’s seat.

"Welcome aboard the Little Flower Ship. I am Little Flower, the intelligent management robot of the Little Flower Ship."

The banquet star petrified.

【Huh?! What the heck?! Little Flower can transform!】

Holy crap, this is incredible! Can anyone share their experience? Has technology really advanced this far?

[Oh no, my little one is begging me to buy it! Can someone please provide the link?]

Wait a minute, isn't anyone concerned about children's strollers on the road? That's illegal!

Qi Youyu got into the driver's seat and patted the passenger seat, "Uncle, come quick."

"Yuyu, your uncle can't sit here." Yan Xingli forced a helpless smile. "Your uncle is an adult, one of his butts is as big as two of yours."

A righteous-looking traffic policeman came running over, blowing his whistle: "Children's strollers are prohibited on the road!"

Bang.

The children's convertible grew in place, and the proportionally enlarged adult version of the Little Flower car left onlookers speechless.

Traffic police officer: !! ???

I've never encountered this situation in over ten years of work. The guy's brain went blank, and the comments section went silent.

The car not only carried the grandmother and granddaughter, but also the cameraman, who excitedly filmed them from the back seat.

This car is great! It can transform into a robot, so you don't need to buy a parking space; you can just park it at home!

The banquet hall was like a place of pins and needles for the guests.

If it were just a toy car with an engine, it wouldn't be surprising, as there are countless high-end children's toy cars on the market now.

The important thing is that it was transformed from Little Flower, which is a robot!

Robots that can talk, sing, run, and jump are unlikely to cause a great sensation, but no one has ever seen a machine that can transform into a cool little car.

—Doesn't this mean Transformers have become a reality?

It's his fault; he should have asked a few more questions.

*

Xiaohua's video sparked considerable discussion in a short period of time, with some questioning it and others believing it.

Since no one witnessed Xiaohua's transformation process, relying solely on Xiaohua's own account's description strongly suggests a publicity stunt.

Today's netizens are no longer the same as when the internet first emerged, who would believe anything they heard. Everyone is used to letting things play out first, so as not to get embarrassed.

Xiao Hua drove the three of them to the toy company in two minutes.

Yan Xingli got out of the car in a daze, and vaguely heard Yu Yu and Xiao Hua talking. He suddenly realized what was happening.

He quickly asked, "Is Xiaohua coming in with us?"

“It said it wanted to wait for us outside.” Yu Yu touched the front of the car. “Xiao Hua really likes the feeling of running, and it likes being Xiao Hua’s car.”

The headlights flashed twice to indicate agreement.

Yan Xingli secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, as long as he didn't transform in front of everyone, there was still hope.

"Fish!"

It's Xiao Fu.

Qi Youyu turned around happily, ran a few steps, and the two little girls hugged each other joyfully.

Suddenly, static electricity struck, and the two little girls jumped back with a start.

Yu Yu covered her numb little hand: "Sister Xiao Fu, your little flower bites."

Xiao Fu wore a Mori-style vest today, with a circle of hand-knitted three-dimensional flowers on it.

Realizing the problem, Xiao Fu immediately apologized, "Shall I blow on it for you? It won't hurt if I blow on it."

Yu Yu raised her chubby hand.

Xiao Fu pouted and panted, asking her, "Does it hurt now?"

"It doesn't hurt." Yu Yu grinned and giggled, "My hand says it tastes a little sweet."

Then Yu Yu imitated Xiao Fu and patted her hand twice. The two girls were so affectionate that Yan Xingli couldn't help but soften his expression.

The spokesperson interview went very smoothly. Yu Yu didn't treat it as an exam; she was just there to have fun.

Even if Qi Youyu were to be hired, she wouldn't be able to handle the job, because being a spokesperson requires long-term cooperation in promotion and filming commercials. As a little alien who might return to her home planet at any time, how could she possibly stay on Earth for long?

So when the interviewer asked her if she had any talents to showcase, the little alien got off the chair, took out a spatula from her pocket, and seriously performed a penguin dance.

Finally, I bowed and said, "Thank you for watching."

"Bye-Bye."

As Xiao Fu emerged from the interview room, she brought over some cookies she had baked herself to celebrate the end of her interview.

"Yuyu, would you like to make a new friend?" Xiaofu asked her sincerely. "Her name is Grace. She is my childhood friend and also your fan."

"My fan?" A hint of surprise flashed across Yu Yu's eyes. "Is she the kind of fan who likes me? Not the clam and vermicelli soup my uncle took me to eat, right?"

Xiao Fu thought for a moment and said confidently, "Although I've never eaten clam rice noodles, I think Grace is a fan of yours, not food."

Yu Yu was overjoyed: "Okay, I want to get to know her."

Upon receiving the news, Grace's skin flushed with excitement. She tidied her hair in front of the mirror and then strode up to Yu Yu.

Bros' toy company has an international reach and needs child models of different skin colors. Grace, a little black girl, is one of the child models.

Grace: "Hello."

Ah, a walking chocolate.

Qi Youyu's bright black eyes curved into a smile as she grasped Grace's hands: "Hello, hello, I'm Yuyu."

Chocolate's palms are white, while the backs of his hands are black.

Upon noticing this, Yu Yu pulled a small bag of wet wipes from her pocket and gave her a reassuring look: "I'll wipe you down, okay?"

Grace, unable to refuse the hospitality, said, "...Thank you, but I'm not dirty."

Yu Yu wiped both sides of her hands with a wet wipe, and the wipe was clean, but the back of her hands was still black.

The child was completely baffled.

"Oh, you're not chocolate, you're a sesame dumpling."

What are sesame glutinous rice balls?

Fish: "A delicious glutinous rice dumpling."

Grace blushed. She had spent more time in China than Xiao Fu and knew the culture there better.

Delicious means wonderful.

Yu Yu praised her, saying she was beautiful. Oh, she praised her like that the first time they met.

Grace was deeply moved. "Thank you, you're like delicious tofu pudding."

Qi Youyu: Huh?

The child's eyes were blank.

[Help, I'm dying of laughter! That's not how you use tofu pudding!]

[Haha, this little black girl is so funny!]

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Author's Note: There will be a second update~ It's in progress, so don't wait!