Chapter 30, Section 30: "It's the uncle who's going to be eaten."

Yan Xingli was unaware that a health and growth plan specifically designed for him was being prepared in full swing.

The Little Flower pulled the unfortunate girl Grace back from the brink of death, but their destination remained unchanged; they continued heading towards the hospital.

The speed of the Little Flower gradually slowed down, and Yan Xingli looked up and saw the hospital sign.

He decided to remind Yu Yu of something important before the cameraman arrived.

The grandfather and granddaughter squatted in the corner and whispered mysteriously for a while. Yu Yu's little face tightened, she nodded her head, and climbed onto the emergency bed using both her hands and feet.

The robotic arm gently removed the nebulized oxygen mask.

“Little Chocolate, can you keep the matter of Little Flower a secret?” Fishy leaned down to look at Grace. “Little Flower doesn’t want anyone to know her.”

"Oh, thank God, I can finally speak!" Grace, who had a lot to say, sprang out of bed and tightly grasped Fish's hand, saying, "Is 'Little Flower' the name of this ambulance?"

"Yes."

The little black girl was instantly captivated by this down-to-earth name.

Grace immediately puffed out her chest and said, "Don't worry, I swear to God I won't tell anyone a single word."

Qi Youyu tilted her round head and carefully reminded her, "Little Chocolate, my uncle's name isn't God, it's Xing Ge. He and Xiao Hua Hao saved you together."

Grace blinked her big, dark eyes, turned to look at Yan Xingli, clasped her hands in a fist and said loudly, "Thank you, Brother Xing, thank you, Xiaohuahao."

"Watching period dramas wasn't a waste of time," Yan Xingli said with a slight smirk. "You're welcome."

Grace immediately turned back: "Fish, can I ask you for a favor?"

Yu Yu: "Please speak."

Grace said very simply, "I am sesame glutinous rice ball, not chocolate. I mean, you should call me sesame glutinous rice ball."

Four characters? That's too long a name.

Lazy Qi Youyu clenched her little hands and coaxed, "Then I'll call you Tangyuan. Tangyuan is round and plump, just like your eyes."

Oh, sweet little fish, she praised her again.

Grace complimented enthusiastically, "Thank you, your face is like a big steamed bun too."

The two children smiled at each other, creating a joyful atmosphere. Suddenly, two mechanical hands landed on Grace's shoulders: "Little Tangyuan, you need to rest."

Grace jolted awake, her large black eyes darting around as she re-examined the futuristic-looking Little Flower.

"Fish, did you make Little Flower and your robot Little Flower?"

Qi Youyu was startled. Remembering her uncle's previous instructions, she closed her eyes and shook herself like a rattle drum.

"No, no, it wasn't me. I didn't lie at all."

Yu Yu's attempt to cover up her misunderstanding only made Grace, whose thoughts were already wandering, immediately think of certain spy movies.

With great power comes great responsibility; heroes and geniuses are often surrounded by hidden dangers.

"OK!"

“I understand.” Grace clenched her fists, her eyes filled with determination. “I completely understand you.”

Not long after the three arrived at the hospital, the photographer who had been left behind finally arrived, and Yan Xingli calmly explained the current situation to the camera.

“We arrived just in time. Grace is out of danger and is now resting in her ward, waiting for her parents.”

The Bros father and daughter also arrived at this time. After listening to Yan Xingli's words, both of them looked lingering fear.

"God help me." Bros placed his right hand on his chest.

[That scared me to death! Thank goodness I got him to the hospital in time, otherwise this would have been considered a live-streaming accident.]

【good luck! 】

[Because of what happened today, I've decided I'll never criticize Yan Xingli again. This guy really goes all out when something's wrong.]

Grace's parents arrived late after receiving the news, and Yan Xingli then learned that the little black girl's parents were a black and white couple.

The couple first expressed their gratitude to the grandmother and granddaughter before going to the ward to visit their daughter.

Qi Youyu stared intently at Grace's father, who had a very typical Black appearance, with a wide nose and thick lips.

When Yan Xingli was a child, he was terrified when he first saw a Black person. He instinctively hugged the child and patted her back while whispering in her ear:

"It's alright, this uncle is just a bit dark-skinned, but he's still a human being."

Qi Youyu shifted her gaze from Grace's father, hugged Yan Xingli's neck, and asked in a soft, childish voice:

"Uncle, is that black uncle a big eater?"

Why would you ask that?

The child gestured with his hands and said, "Because his mouth is so fat, it's the fattest mouth I've ever seen."

Yan Xingli paused, then lowered his brows and recalled those enormous, thick lips that could slice a pound of cold dish, and wholeheartedly agreed:

"That was the biggest mouth my uncle had ever seen."

"But we can only say this to ourselves, not to anyone else, understand?"

That's right, this is something only the three of us should know.

[The uncle and nephew have probably forgotten they're livestreaming, hahaha!]

Cricket lovers should keep to themselves; this is a lesson Yan Xingli taught Yu Yu.

"I know, because it's a bit impolite to say it in front of others."

Yan Xingli was pleased: "That's right."

“So we have to tell Uncle Hei.” Qi Youyu put her little hands in front of her chest and stared with her bright, round eyes. “That will be fine.”

"...Is that considered polite?"

Qi Youyu: "Politeness."

Yan Xingli said expressionlessly, "Do you know that there's an old saying on Earth: 'A big mouth can eat from all directions'?"

"It means that people with big mouths can eat everything from all directions, especially someone with a small nose like you, who can eat everything in one crunchy bite!"

[Is "a big mouth eats from all directions" the right thing to do? Don't set a bad example for children.]

[I hope Yu Yu doesn't actually believe her uncle's nonsense, hahaha]

Don't scare me, Fishy!

"No, I won't." The child replied firmly, showing no sign of being frightened.

Yan Xingli thought to himself, "This little alien is quite bold."

"Because my head is bigger than his mouth."

"It's the uncle who's going to be eaten."

Yu Yu raised her eyebrows, grabbed her uncle's head with her chubby little hands and shook it, and said fiercely, "Hmph, trying to scare a little kid, you unlucky rascal."

[Hahaha, I knew Yu Yu wouldn't be scared so easily.]

I told you, kids these days aren't so easily fooled!

*

The video of the "Little Flower" car speeding wildly on the road made it onto the evening news, sparking even wider discussion.

At 8 PM that evening, a tech blogger conducted a frame-by-frame analysis of the Xiaohua satellite, proposing a concept that baffled netizens but caused a huge stir in academic circles regarding its transformation from a toy car to a road-ready vehicle in just one second—

Hyperdimensional space folding technology!

In short, a children's car is like a compressed file, and the transformation process is to instantly decompress it into a complete video image, which is an adult car.

All matter and structure already existed, but were folded up.

It's easy to explain, but incredibly difficult to do in practice.

Hyperdimensional space folding is just one of the technologies used in this transformation. To truly achieve this, it is also necessary to master hyperdimensional space storage technology, matter-energy conversion, femtosecond-level precision manufacturing, and super artificial intelligence.

Such advanced technology remains only in the realm of speculation and theorizing. No scientist in the world can be 100% certain that space folding exists or is feasible.

After the blogger released the science video, everyone at Lezi was stunned. Some people swallowed hard and cautiously commented below:

[Um, I'm not very well-read, but I just wanted to ask... is this space-folding technology the same as the portable space in novels?]

Blogger: [My personal opinion is that these two belong to the same family, but are worlds apart. You can think of it this way: space-folding technology is a scientific creation, while the portable space commonly seen in novels is an almost magical concept. It relies solely on thought to access items, and its underlying principle is unexplained. I categorize it as mysticism.]

To help everyone understand hyperdimensional space folding more accurately, the blogger provided numerous examples.

If we mastered space-folding technology, all commuting tools currently on the market would become history. You could be in the Forbidden City in the morning, in Hainan in the afternoon, and in Hong Kong in the evening.

People who want to travel no longer need to carry heavy bags, because there might be a folded space in your pocket to hold your luggage.

The goods you buy online will drop right in front of you the moment you successfully pay, saving you the trouble of picking up the package.

This instantly went viral across the internet.

The comments section under Yan Xingli's Weibo post was flooded with requests for links from fans, and the inbox was so full of private messages that it was impossible to log in to Weibo; it would freeze as soon as you tried to log in.

The speed at which he gained followers far surpassed the speed at which he was in the midst of a hit drama. Yan Xingli watched helplessly as his main account gained 500,000 followers in just one hour using a secondary account, and the momentum continued to climb.

One after another, calls came in from friends in the industry, but Yan Xingli only answered the call from her agent, Li Zhi, who said she would arrive in an hour.

At the same time, a large number of netizens flooded into director Zheng Xiaofeng's social media account, some asking Yu Yu to open an account, some asking for the link to Xiao Hua's account, and others asking if they could buy things for her.

Zheng Xiaofeng himself was also shocked. He was just filming a variety show, how did he become a personal shopper?

The blogger's science videos were playing on the tablet. Yan Xingli's throat was dry, and his hands trembled slightly as he scrolled through the comments.

As an ordinary underachiever, he never imagined that Little Flower was hiding so much advanced technology. He just found it unexpected that Little Flower would transform from a robot into a car monster.

This situation is likely to turn out badly.

Yan Xingli sighed, walked to Yu Yu's side, and pinched the child's bouncy, jelly-like cheeks, shaking them gently.

"YuYu, you're famous now! You and XiaoHua are both big celebrities."

Sitting in the car, Qi Youyu held up one finger and said with a hint of pride:

"I know what 'fire' means. It means that many people like me. They are my fans."

The little flower under her bottom chimed in happily, "Yes, Master Fish has a lot of fans now. She has a fan group of five hundred people."

Su Yu, who was knitting a scarf with her head down, couldn't help but chuckle. She looked up and said, "Our family has produced two big stars. Two stars in one family, that's amazing."

Fish stood up happily and patted its belly twice: "Amazing!"

Yan Xingli pressed the child back down, "Sit still, or you'll cry if you fall."

Qi Youyu showed off her chubby hands, which looked like lotus roots, and said, "I have a bubble shield, so I won't fall."

Yan Xingli choked: "..."

When there is a child in the family who is protected by high technology in all aspects without any blind spots, the old sayings of "don't run, don't jump, don't run around recklessly" become superfluous and cumbersome.

That's good too, at least it saves us some trouble.

Su Yu sighed, "If we had a robot and a protective shield like Xiao Hua back then, I don't know how much easier it would have been for me to take care of you two siblings."

The Yan family follows the principle of women being in charge of external affairs and men being in charge of internal affairs. Su Yu has been taking care of Yan Xingli and his sister since they were born. Even though there are four or five nannies in the family, he still grew gray hair early.

"My parents sent me a video."

Qi Youyu exclaimed in delight as she looked down and opened the personal terminal. Another large head also peered over.

The video started off a little shaky, then stabilized. Qi Feizhu and Yan Cheng didn't show their faces, but their slightly rapid breathing and the occasional glimpses of their shoes made them easily recognizable.

"Baby, guess what this is?"

As Qi Feizhu finished speaking, the camera focused on a rock wall depression made of rotting trees and sandstone, which resembled a natural nest, with countless broken bones scattered around it.

In the very center of the nest were five giant eggs shaped like rugby balls, and a gloved hand gently touched one of them.

Yan Xingli's pupils dilated; this egg was longer than an adult's arm.

Fish: "Mommy, the dinosaur mommy laid an egg, are you at the dinosaur mommy's house?"

This is just a video sent by Qi Feizhu; Yu Yu's reply is not being responded to in real time.

"Yes, baby is so smart." The mother and daughter had a perfect understanding; even when they weren't on the phone, they could accurately guess each other's reactions.

Qi Feizhu: "These are dinosaur eggs. Mom and Dad came to the dinosaur mom's house secretly."

...You're really bold.

"These dinosaur eggs belong to the strongest king of this land, the Tyrannosaurus Rex. The eggshells are very special, they are flexible and elastic, and contain a lot of protein."

"See the red patterns on these eggshells? Aren't they beautiful? Although we don't know the purpose of these patterns yet, we will find out soon."

Yan Cheng picked up the conversation, his calm words tinged with excitement, "Baby, when these baby dinosaurs are born, Daddy will grind the eggshells into powder to make face masks for you and Mommy."

Yan Xingli was completely dumbfounded.

They even dared to sneak into a Tyrannosaurus Rex's house and wanted to steal dinosaur eggshells to make face masks. They're insane!

He wouldn't even dare to dream of something this big!

He touched his head; it wasn't hard either. How did these two formidable individuals come about?

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Author's note: There might be a second update~ No need to wait.