Chapter 66 Ah! Giant Panda Cub

On an ordinary weekend, a video exploded like a bomb thrown into a lake, igniting the calm Weibo community.

The reason is that a giant panda cub was spotted on the streets of City A, suspected of being illegally kept in captivity.

A video taken by a netizen shows a giant panda cub toddling along happily beside a middle-aged man on a bustling commercial street.

The panda cub looked like a clean sesame dumpling, its entire body spotless, its black and white fur fluffy and shiny.

Its bright black eyes looked around, and it would occasionally rub its nose against the roadside buildings, full of innocent curiosity about everything around it.

Its size and demeanor were completely unlike a dog that had been deliberately dyed to resemble a giant panda.

Giant pandas are China's national treasure. Ordinary people can only see giant pandas in two ways: zoos and the wild.

I can't even imagine seeing a national treasure in a busy downtown area.

"Hey bro, who are you? What are you doing walking a panda?"

A bewildered crowd gathered around, and some asked the man his identity.

The man explained that the panda cub beside him was a robot, and upon hearing this, everyone immediately dialed the police.

"Who are you trying to fool!"

"Do you think we've never seen a robot before? Whose robot looks like this?"

Angry crowd surrounded the man, and a young man held up his phone: "Tell me, are you a bear trafficker who's selling national treasures?"

"Where did you steal our kitten?!"

Stealing national treasures in broad daylight, and then swaggering away like that, do they think they're just random NPCs in a CEO romance novel?

Worried that the onlookers would tear him apart, the man hurriedly said to the panda cub, "Little Grass, speak up! If you do, I can clear my name."

The panda cub tilted its big head and uttered a soft, adorable "Mmm!"

The man sighed and said, "I'm not asking you to imitate a panda's roar, I'm asking you to speak like a human."

The panda cub sat on the ground like a child, looking like it didn't understand, and kept making "hmm hmm~" sounds.

man:……

A short while later, the man was taken away in a police car by the police officers who had come after hearing the news, while the panda cub got into another car marked with the panda base.

Meanwhile, the comment section of the official Weibo account of the Giant Panda Protection and Research Center, which was innocently caught in the crossfire, was flooded with comments.

The first thing I saw was a barrage of questions from netizens: What is the base doing? They didn't even know the kittens were missing.

A huge black pot fell from the sky at the giant panda base, and the zookeepers, unaware of the inside story, were terrified. They urgently took stock of the kittens, but the leadership calmly told everyone not to panic.

The zookeepers were incredulous. After such a serious accident, how could the leaders act as if nothing had happened?

Their surprise was quickly answered; within half an hour of the video going viral, the official Weibo account of the Chinese Academy of Sciences issued a statement.

Regarding the video circulating online today showing a missing panda cub reappearing on the street, we would like to clarify: the panda cub in the video is actually Xiaocao, a lifelike panda robot jointly developed by the research team of Professors Qi Youyu and Xie Yin from the Chinese Academy of Sciences and Ms. Qi Feizhu.

It utilizes innovative ecological simulation and dynamic realism technologies; currently, the project is still in the testing phase.

The claim that a giant panda cub was stolen is a complete misunderstanding. We thank the public for their love and concern for giant pandas. The robot Xiaocao will be making its debut at the Science and Technology Innovation Expo soon. Please stay tuned.

This statement completely ignited the already heated public opinion.

Robotic panda?

Netizens found this explanation hard to accept. The fur, the expression, and the movements were no different from a real giant panda. They were netizens, not idiots.

Don't try to fool me, I'm not very educated. If this is a robot, I'll eat the computer!

Am I the only one who noticed the R&D team's name? Who is Qi Feizhu? I couldn't find anything about him online.

[Surname Qi... What a coincidence! Could Qi Feizhu be Yu Yu's mother?]

Are they a mother and daughter duo?

[Professor Xie Yin! Ahhh, it's my doctoral supervisor! I believe it now, with my goddess's abilities, a mere robot can be easily handled!]

While some netizens were still confused, the little scientist Yu Yu, who hadn't posted anything for a long time, suddenly surprised everyone by starting a live stream.

Netizens flocked to the live stream room without stopping.

The first thing to appear in the frame is a pair of short, chubby little hands. Yu Yu waves her hands, her little body leaning over the chair, and with a powerful push of her feet, she familiarly climbs onto the chair and sits down.

"Hello everyone, I'm Yu Yu."

[Wow, did the baby go on vacation? It's a beach background! Which island is it? It's so beautiful!]

[Holy crap, I thought it was just some random system notification, but Fishy Baby actually started a live stream!]

[Oh dear, could Little Fish be secretly streaming?]

Upon seeing this comment, Yu Yu raised a finger: "Grandpa Zheng said I can start a live stream, I'm serious."

The child originally wanted to say the words "upright and honest," but forgot how to say them when it came to the last word.

[Hahaha, you can tell he's being very serious.]

【Qi Youyu!! Ah, it's my precious fish!】

[Long time no see, Little Fish! You haven't been posting much lately!]

[Fish Baby, is the little grass robot your new creation? Can I take a look?]

[Fish, this is your aunt QAQ, it's been so long since I've seen your uncle, please let your aunt see him.]

Yu Yu picked up the phone on the table and flipped the camera: "My uncle is over there."

"He's playing a game."

The man in the picture is comfortably nestled on the sofa, covered with a thin blanket, looking as peaceful as if he is asleep.

[Hilarious! Are you playing a sleeping game?]

Yan Xingli is obsessed with "The World of Wind and Cloud".

He spends his days lying down playing holographic games. He may appear to be fast asleep, but his brain is actually very active, and his consciousness is already immersed in the game world.

"My uncle is playing with a lot of older girls."

Yu Yu covered her mouth and whispered, "Uncle likes my sister more than me."

Netizens: [?? Former male celebrity's alleged relationship exposed.]

[Thank goodness he retired from the entertainment industry, otherwise Weibo would have exploded.]

Ignoring the comments from netizens, Yu Yu happily turned the camera around:

"This is my mom~"

Wearing a bikini and sunbathing, Qi Feizhu waved and greeted everyone, her slender, snow-white fingers gently lifting her sunglasses as she smiled sweetly at the camera.

"Hello everyone, I'm Yu Yu's mom."

The woman had curved eyebrows, red lips, white teeth, and skin as clear and flawless as the rising moon.

Yu Yu's live stream didn't use any filters; it used the original camera. Yet, Qi Feizhu looked as if she had an automatic filter applied, making her incredibly beautiful.

The sudden beauty bombardment left the chat blank for a moment.

The live stream was flooded with screams.

Holy crap, what a stunningly beautiful woman!

[Oh my god, all the directors in the Chinese entertainment industry, come take a look! We need a stunningly beautiful woman like this, not a brainless female lead who just whines and acts cute!]

[This item has been out of stock in the Chinese entertainment industry for so long QAQ, sister, are you debuting? I'll invest a lot of money to promote you.]

Qi Feizhu covered her lips and laughed: "Thank you all, but I have no plans to work in the entertainment industry. I prefer dealing with data instruments."

[Does your older sister also do scientific research?]

Qi Feizhu thought the children from 300 years ago were quite cute.

“Yes,” she said, “but you’re making me sound too young. I’m exactly sixty this year, so please call me Auntie.”

[Auntie? Sixty?]

【How could that be! You're my auntie, so what am I?】

[However, I remember Yu Yu saying in a previous program that her mother is sixty years old and her grandmother is one hundred and twenty.]

Regardless, netizens did not believe Qi Feizhu's words; with that skin condition, how could she be a 60-year-old?

Yu Yu didn't offer an explanation; she had other questions to answer.

"Let me show you our new robot, Little Grass."

"Little Grass, come here."

As soon as Yu Yu finished speaking, a large, adorable creature suddenly appeared in the frame.

Round ears, big dark circles under the eyes, classic black and white color scheme, and a cute yet intelligent look in its eyes.

Ah, it's that panda cub.

Oh my god, so cute! I want to sit on it and flatten it QAQ

The little grass robot is modeled after a giant panda, with a pair of bright black eyes and soft, elastic fur all over its body. Its slow and leisurely movements are exactly like those of a real giant panda.

Seeing the doubts in the comments, Yu Yu calmly patted Xiao Cao's bottom.

The chubby guy stuck out his buttocks, and his plump bottom slowly opened from both sides, revealing a faint blue light inside. The dense network of wires inside confirmed that he was Xiaocao.

It is indeed a robotic panda.

[Help... If I hadn't confirmed it was YuYu's livestream, I would have suspected it was an AI-generated video.]

[Oh my god, panda fans are in for a treat!]

[A petition written in blood, pleading for mass production—!!!]

The incredibly realistic panda robot caused the live stream to become extremely popular, with many viewers experiencing crashes.

Fish: "Little Grass, say hello to your older sisters and brothers."

Little Grass's soft, chubby ears twitched, and the panda cub stood up: "Hello, brothers and sisters, I'm Little Grass~"

The skeptical netizens immediately fell silent.

The giant panda cub has started talking...

wrong!

This furry little guy is really a robot!

The barrage of comments was so fast that it was impossible for the naked eye to follow them. After watching for a while, Yu Yu's eyes became blurry, so she simply started talking to herself:

"Grandpa Zheng said that Xiaocao scared a lot of older sisters and brothers when she went out to do a mission."

"Don't be afraid, everyone."

"The grass is very well-behaved; it doesn't bite."

The little grass has just come out of the laboratory. Although it has the same built-in system as the little flower, it needs a lot of socialization training in terms of emotional function.

They took the grass to the street to test how it would react.

The result was very encouraging; the little grass displayed a mischievous and clever nature that matched its design, proving that their research and development direction was correct.

*

Evening, inside a luxury apartment.

The mother and daughter were sitting on the sofa, one looking at a tablet, and the other lying on the sofa browsing live-streaming e-commerce.

The animated sounds and the enthusiastic shouts of the live streamer were intertwined.

"Sisters, get ready for some amazing deals! Okay, three, two, one, here's the link!"

"Oh my gosh, let me tell you, this lipstick shade is absolutely amazing! It suits both cool-toned fair skin and yellow/dark skin tones. Go for it without hesitation!"

Qi Feizhu originally just thought it was fun, but before she knew it, she had placed a lot of orders, and when she looked up again, it was already nine o'clock at night.

She quickly turned off the live stream: "It's so late already."

Fortunately, she didn't bring her mother, otherwise she would definitely have expanded her global purchasing agent business.

Qi Feizhu got up and stretched. "Baby, it's time to take a bath and go to bed."

Yu Yu reluctantly put down the tablet, opened her arms to Qi Feizhu, and the mother and daughter went to the bathroom together.

"ah. "

"Whose baby is covered in so much mud?"

Fish blushed slightly and protested, "Mommy, they're not mud, they're my minced meat!"

Qi Feizhu burst into laughter.

Qi Feizhu carried her clean baby daughter out, asked Xiao Hua to keep her company, and then went to take a shower herself.

A moment later, Qi Feizhu poked her head out of the bathroom door and called out:

"Sweetie, can you help Mommy get the clothes? They're on the bed."

The child sitting in the living room immediately got up, ran into the bedroom, grabbed a stack of clothes, and rushed to the bathroom door.

"Sister, here you go."

Qi Feizhu couldn't help but chuckle: "Thank you, sister."

Qi Feizhu came out in her pajamas and found her child still waiting at the door. She bent down and touched the child's head.

"Are you sleepy, baby? Come on, let Mommy take you to bed."

Yu Yu shook her head: "Mom, you forgot to take something."

"What is that?"

The child, with their hands behind their back, looked up and raised their little hand high: "You forgot your milk foam!"

"Here, take it quickly."

Qi Feizhu: "...Okay."

Qi Feizhu took the underwear with a mixture of amusement and exasperation.

Yu Yu took her mother's hand and walked towards the bedroom, her short legs moving with a slightly hurried pace.

As soon as she entered the bedroom, Yu Yu pushed Qi Fei Zhu onto the bed, covered her with a blanket, and hugged her mother's waist with her little hands.

The soft little creature clung to her affectionately, and Qi Feizhu's heart melted completely.

She wrapped her arms around the little fish's body: "Mommy is with you, baby, sleep peacefully."

Yu Yu raised her little head: "Mom, then you have to be careful not to catch a cold."

"Don't worry, you won't catch a cold with the blanket on."

"Mommy, why is your nipple cover so small? It doesn't even cover my tummy."

Yu Yu covered Qi Feizhu's belly button with her little hand and muttered worriedly, "You'll catch a cold here."

"You can't let your stomach get cold anywhere," is a phrase Yan Xingli often says.

Even though the elderly people in the base have temperature control chips, they still have to cover their belly buttons when they sleep.

Fish remembered it immediately.

Qi Feizhu found it funny, but also a little embarrassed.

Before she and Yan Cheng left, Yu Yu was only a little over two years old. Children on Cang Ai Planet all grew up drinking formula, so the children didn't pay much attention to their mothers' breasts.

Most people are also used to not wearing underwear at home.

Qi Feizhu felt this was a good opportunity to help children understand their bodies.

She cleared her throat, patted Yu Yu's back, and said softly, "Yu Yu, actually that's not called milk foam—"