The Auspicious Coffin Opens, A Hundred Ghosts Disperse: The Princess Consort Returns From Hell

Main Characters: Qing Wu, Xiao Chenyan

The auspicious coffin opened, a hundred ghosts dispersed. Judge Qing Wu of the Underworld opened her eyes and returned to the human realm!

In her ...

Chapter 429 When disaster strikes, everyone flees, right? !

The next day.

The Mansion of the Marquis of Zhenguo.

At the wedding banquet yesterday, Yun Zheng and Yan Lan got Huo Yi drunk. After General Huo pretended to be drunk and escaped, he drank a lot with Yan Lan and got himself drunk.

Fortunately, he has a day off today and can rest peacefully at home.

However, Yun Zheng did not fall asleep at all. At noon, he was woken up by the sharp braying of a donkey.

"What's wrong? What are you doing so early in the morning?" Yun Zheng didn't even bother to put on his outer robe. He walked out of the door casually, rubbing his messy hair.

Miaofa rushed towards him, and in his haste he forgot to speak human language, and could only make "ah-ah-ah-ah" sounds like a donkey.

Yun Zheng covered his ears with one hand and patted her head with the other: "You are screaming so miserably. Did a thief steal your carrots last night when you were drunk?"

"There is a thief!! My carrots were stolen!! All gone! Not a single one is left!" Miaofa Donkey's eyes were bloodshot.

Yun Zheng paused, sobering up: "Is there any thief who can steal things from you?"

You should know that Miaofa had performed several "magic tricks" in the capital some time ago, causing many thieves to regard her as the ancestor of the sect. Some even carved a tablet for her and carried it with them.

Could she be stolen?

Ah, this...isn't this the law of nature's will?

Yun Zheng almost said what was in his heart, but seeing Miaofa crying and her eyes red, he couldn't bear to say it.

He went in, got a comb, and combed her mane. He said, "You used to hide those carrots in your stomach and refused to let anyone take a second look at them. How did they get stolen?"

The stolen 'radish' is not that kind of radish, but a kind of magical grass called 'Kunlun Root', which looks like a radish and takes a thousand years to mature. Eating one root can increase one's cultivation by five hundred years.

Although it is a magical herb grown in Kunlun, its effect is not inferior to those carefully cultivated sacred trees and plants on the Thirty-Six Peaks.

And only Kunlun can grow this thing.

Now that Kunlun has sunk, those dozens of Kunlun 'radishes' are the only ones left. Even though Miaofa is drooling with greed, he is reluctant to eat them. At most, he takes them out to smell the smell.

Hearing that Henglu Mountain was the place where her cousin was granted the title of Duke, she was prepared to reluctantly give up some of her land and plant a few roots in Henglu Mountain to see if she could leave some bloodline for these 'Kunlun radishes'.

Who would have thought that her carrot would be gone just like that!!

"Wow, last night I drank too much and took out all the radishes, then went to sleep while smelling the smell. But when I opened my eyes today, they were all gone!"

Yun Zheng's eyes changed slightly, and he looked at her with a subtle expression.

Miao Fa met his gaze, and at first she didn't understand, but then she understood, and became angry and said, "I didn't eat it!! I didn't cry thief!"

Yun Zheng coughed lightly: "I believe you."

"You don't believe me! There's doubt in your eyes! You bastard, you don't even believe in my divine product!"

Yun Zheng: No, I just doubt your character.

"I really didn't eat it! If I ate it myself, I wouldn't have the face to cry!" Miaofa had tears in his eyes and sat down on the ground with a wronged look.

Yun Zheng didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Seeing that the flowers on her head were wilting, he knew that she was really sad.

He pondered for a moment, then suddenly asked: "Did you see Uncle Yan after you woke up?"

Miaofa raised his head and said, "No, was he staying at your house last night?"

Yun Zheng pursed his lips and began to have a headache. He forced a smile and said, "Don't cry yet. I'll buy you your favorite sweet fruit and help you find the radish later."

"Well, it's a deal. If you lie to me, you will turn into a donkey too!"

"Okay." Yun Zheng nodded. There was a flower on her forehead, and a little magic power passed through her.

The flower on Miaofa's head immediately stood up. She swallowed her saliva and said, "Your witch power smells delicious too. Can you give me some more?"

Yun Zheng gave her an unpleasant look, and after calming Miaofa down, he immediately went to find Yan Lan.

After Yan Lan drank with him last night, when he came back, if anyone was to be found who had been coveting the carrot of the silly donkey, besides his own Wuwu, it would be Uncle Yan.

Wuwu would never do such an immoral thing.

But Uncle Yan...

Maybe he really stole the radish from the silly donkey and used it to make wine.

Yun Zheng was in a hurry to find Yan Lan, hoping to snatch some radishes from the bird's mouth, otherwise the little silly donkey's tears would flood his entire mansion.

Just as Yun Zheng entered the room where Yan Lan was resting, a piece of paper fluttered down and floated directly in front of him as he pushed the door open.

The words written above look like bird claws scratching at something.

——I’m gone, don’t look for me. I’ll be back once the radish wine is ready.

Yun Zheng’s eyes went dark.

This damn uncle!

Before he could get angry and crush the note, it burned to ashes by itself.

Yun Zheng took a few deep breaths and his head hurt even more.

If the little silly donkey knew the truth, he would probably cry so hard that his fat would separate!

At this moment, Yun Zheng suddenly felt something, turned around abruptly, and a strange face came into his eyes.

Taichen: "Child..."

Yun Zheng was extremely alert and suddenly teleported away. The next moment, Taichen chased after him: "Don't run--"

Yun Zheng's body stiffened, and he felt a strange force blocking him. For some reason, he felt that the force was particularly familiar.

He was distracted for a moment and Taichen held his arm.

"Asshole Zheng!"

Miaofa, who realized belatedly that Yun Zheng's face looked strange, arrived just in time and saw the scene where Taichen the strong man locked up the man.

"Let him go!" The little donkey was furious and rushed forward.

Taichen was shocked, "You can speak?"

It's no wonder that Hu Taichen was surprised. He had just seen this little fat donkey yesterday. At that time, he thought Miaofa was just an ordinary and plain fat donkey.

Now, Miao Fa did not conceal his own aura.

She cultivated the Taotie magical power, and her aura was too unique. Even if only a little bit was leaked, it was enough for Taichen to feel it.

And her voice...

Taichen remembered that on that day in Kunlun, the goddess of magic hidden in the clouds had the same voice.

Even a brainless person can figure it out at this moment.

The donkey in front of you is the wonderful Dharma!

I knocked him out in the brothel yesterday and stuffed some bellyband shit into his mouth. It was just this little fat donkey from the beginning to the end!

Taichen no longer cared about recalling how many stupid things he had said in front of Miaofa Benfa yesterday, nor did he care about being embarrassed for himself or settling old scores.

The most urgent task is to take eldest brother's child away!

"Since you are here, let's go together." Taichen's eyes were firm: "My apologies, Goddess of Wonderful Law."

Miaofa the donkey tried to brake hard but couldn't stop.

Hey... Hey hey hey hey!! What's wrong with Taichen? Why is his aura and cultivation different from yesterday?

"I am a little donkey. I am ordinary and nothing special." Miao Fa said quickly: "Just take him away. I don't see anything."

Yun Zheng: Okay, okay, okay, you little silly donkey!

When disaster strikes, everyone runs away, right?