The Best Ex-Wife Gives the Music Scene a Little Shock

In this story, there are no car accidents or ancestral jade pendants. After Shi Shi transmigrated, she joyfully achieved an early divorce.

She looked at her bank account balance and the days ...

Chapter 120 Singing While Clamping Your Butt

Liu Minghao then flipped through the pages of "Run Away to the Moon," "Contentment," "I Don't Want You to Be Alone," "You're Not Truly Happy," "Suddenly Missing You," "I'm in Love Again," "Swallowtail Butterfly," and so on...

He hummed along as he watched, and even tapped his hand to keep the beat.

"I suddenly miss you so much, where are you?"

"Whether you are happy or upset"

The next song came quickly.

"Could it be that I'm experiencing my first love again?"

It's impossible, I've fallen in love with my first love again.

But it really was my first love.

He flipped through the papers with a rustling sound.

"You are fire, you are wind, you are the demon weaving the net."

The broken swallowtail butterfly still has its last beautiful dream.

After humming "Swallowtail Butterfly," he snapped the sheet music shut.

Although he liked it, that didn't stop him from finding fault. "This song is quite good, but... the overall melody is too basic. Compared to your previous works, the composition isn't very original."

Shi Shi wasn't surprised he made this point. Some songs do have very complex arrangements, but that's precisely why they're difficult to popularize. Often, the simplest things are the most catchy.

Shi Shi teased him on purpose: "Isn't it enough if it sounds good? The last song is quite interesting, but I don't know if you can sing it."

Liu Minghao was immediately unconvinced. He couldn't compare to Shishi, but among the three brothers, his vocal range was the widest.

Yeah, the two people he compared: one a baritone, the other a voiceless person. Pretty arrogant, huh?

He opened the last page, and there was the song's name written in the title—"Sailor's Paradise".

If you feel sad, I'll keep you company while you bask in the sun.

"No umbrella, no watch, no rush, no panic."

He only sang the beginning before looking at Shishi with a puzzled expression, his eyes seeming to say, "What's so interesting about this song?"

With an air of nonchalance, Shishi picked up a drumstick, put her hands behind her back, and slowly swayed over.

“No, no, no, you’re singing it wrong.” She said, giving instructions while pointing the drumstick at Liu Minghao’s buttocks. “This song, you have to clench your legs and stick your butt out when you sing it. Sing it like you’ve been dry for days but don’t have the smell of laxatives.”

"Are you messing with me? What did I do to offend you?" I've never heard of singing like this before!

Fu Jizhou and Xiao Tao burst into laughter, asking, "What's that smell? Is it a stench?"

Ignoring their teasing, Shi Shi slapped Liu Minghao on the calf: "Just imagine you have a tail, and your tail is stuck in the door right now. You have to sing this song with a pinched voice."

Liu Minghao cried out in pain and rubbed his calf: "You really went all out. If you can do it, you should demonstrate."

Shi Shi raised the drumsticks and swung them left and right twice, shaking her head to refuse on her behalf.

"I can't, I can't sing."

"What's wrong?"

Shishi smoothed her hair in front of the reflective cymbals.

"I'm a beautiful woman, have you ever seen a beautiful woman sing like that in such a lewd way?"

Liu Minghao complained, "I've never seen a sleazy singer, but I've seen a sleazy songwriter right in front of me."

Fu Jizhou asked her curiously, "Does my brother know your true colors?"

"He knows far more than you realize."

The two brothers had known each other for over twenty years, but suddenly found that his brother was a complete stranger.

Realizing that Shi Shi was serious, Liu Minghao had no choice but to do as she said. Fortunately, he's usually a bit of a goofball; he was a little awkward at first, but he found his own enjoyment later on and sang with increasing gusto.

"Bring along all the cats, dogs, and SpongeBob!"

Hand in hand, shoulder to shoulder, we sucked on lollipops

"Fearless of failure, fearless of darkness, facing wave after wave."

Xiao Tao became more and more obsessed with the song, feeling like he couldn't control himself. He wanted to dance along, especially during the "Jackie Park Jackie Park" part.

It can't be stopped, it just can't be stopped.

"Strive and fight!"

Go all out and set off now for good fortune!

Shi Shi raised an eyebrow. She said no, but her body was quite honest. She got so into singing that she even developed a vibrato.

"How did you grow your brain? If only brains could be rented! You could take it out and lend it to me when you're resting."

Shishi glared at Liu Minghao: "Your idea is dangerous. You should look into the Law on the Protection of Minors."

She had barely finished speaking when she turned around and saw Fu Jizhou standing furtively behind her.

She was startled and said irritably, "Why are you so close to me? Dogs are scary, they scare people to death."

Fu Jizhou rarely showed a bit of shyness: "Let's not talk about Brother Tao. We're all in the same band, so let's not favor one over the other!"

Xiao Tao was suddenly stabbed in the back: What did I do! Why don't you mention it anymore!

"Weren't you the aloof person you were just when you rejected me?"

He shook his head vigorously, denying it immediately: "I have always been proud to be your student. It was Brother Tao who was unhappy just now."

With two sharp "whoosh" sounds, Xiao Tao felt as if he had been stabbed right through the heart.

"Stop teasing him," Shishi said, as she took out another notebook from under the piano.

"I've been prepared for a while, but I haven't decided whether to ship them all at once or just keep them in stock."

Fu Jizhou took it and said, "Can't we put them on one album?"

Shishi shook her head: "The styles are too different."

Fu Jizhou was somewhat disappointed. Compared to Liu Minghao's generous ten songs, his work consisted of only two thin pages.

One is called "Love Transfer," and the other is called "Elimination."

That's it?

"That's it."

"I'm your future in-law, even though we're not related by blood!"

"Well, I guess you're one of the lucky ones. That's why I gave you the 'trump card' song."

Regardless of Shi Shi's true personality, she has always been humble and low-key when it comes to songwriting. For him to utter the word "trump card" (a powerful, high-profile term), Fu Jizhou was genuinely looking forward to it.

He read "Love Transfer" first. How did they come up with those lyrics? Every line hits home.

Transferring one person's warmth to another's chest.

I've heard the best way to forget a past relationship is to start a new one. Is Shi Shi just using her brother as a tool?

The further he read, the more heartbroken he became, especially when he saw the line, "If it's too crowded, it will be moved to other places; feelings need someone to take over." His heart sank completely.

He was just thinking about whether to remind his brother when reason returned instantly. His brother, a rough, unrefined man, had never experienced the pain of love; he should experience it! He touched the two pages of paper, silently thinking to himself, "It's no wonder he betrayed me; Shi Shi gave me too much!"

"From now on, you'll be my sister. If you've had enough of being with my second brother, let's not break off our relationship. I can always introduce you to someone else."

At that moment, Fu Yingzhou, who came to deliver water from outside, heard his outrageous words.

I originally thought this younger brother was a wild and untamed wolf cub, but I never expected him to be a husky!

It seems that my training in the army in the first few years was not enough, and I need to go back to the drawing board for a refresher course.