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Interview with the protagonist:
Q1: What's your secret to becoming the Black Organization's ace assassin?
Jiang Xia...
Chapter 10: Matchmaker has no future
Simply put, it's a story about a man who, after breaking up with his girlfriend with money, suddenly regrets it when he sees his girlfriend becoming popular and becoming more and more adorable.
The agent was well prepared and even brought the payment agreement from her ex-boyfriend a few years ago, which nipped his excuses in the bud.
When her ex-boyfriend broke up with her, Kinoshita Yoko begged him in every possible way. Recently, her ex-boyfriend kept thinking about that scene and thought Yoko must still love him deeply, so he wanted to hide it from the company and get back together with her privately.
Who would have thought that after waiting for such a long time for the "private meeting", she was stunned by the man from Yoko's family before she could even say a word.
Soon after, the agent came...
…
Although the ghost baby is still just a baby, it also understands the cause and effect.
Suddenly hit hard by reality, it became completely wilted.
Although it was a bit miserable, Jiang Xia felt relieved when he looked at it.
The ghost baby with a shattered dream is much easier to kidnap than before.
It doesn't matter if it wilts. Once you take it home, sign the contract, and feed it some mint, it will stand up again.
…
The most worrying thing has been solved, Jiang Xia relaxed.
He stretched out on the sofa and felt a little hungry.
The three people next to me were still performing a bloody drama, so it was not easy to go over and disturb them.
Jiang Xia looked at the coffee table, reached out for a plate of oranges, and planned to eat something to fill his stomach.
Unexpectedly, Yoko Kinoshita noticed his actions and came over to stop him.
With a pair of red eyes from crying, Kinoshita Yoko found a box of ready-made bento from the refrigerator, put it in the microwave for a while, and handed it to Jiang Xia: "Eat this. Eating oranges on an empty stomach is not good for your stomach."
Hand me a pair of chopsticks.
Then she looked at the table and felt that something was missing, so she wiped away her tears and asked in a muffled voice, "Would you like a drink?"
Jiang Xia felt a little embarrassed to eat it: "No, thank you."
Yoko Kinoshita thought about it and took the teacup and poured him a cup of oolong tea.
Then she lowered her head and returned to her agent to continue dealing with her own affairs.
Jiang Xia looked at the steaming bento and the tea next to it, and sincerely gave Kinoshita Yoko a good guy card.
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Jiang Xia doesn't need to worry about the matters of stalkers No. 1 and No. 2. His agent is experienced and can handle it cleanly.
In the end, the ex-boyfriend was dragged away by the bodyguards with his mouth covered and whimpering.
While the bodyguards were suppressing the ex-boyfriend, Jiang Xia took advantage of the chaos to pass by Kinoshita Yoko, pulled the ghost baby off her wrist, and swirled it in his hand twice.
It still feels a bit prickly to the touch.
But there is no longer the stinging feeling of "falling into a syringe and rolling around" like last time.
Perhaps it was the big drama just now that made the ghost baby confused about its goal and its obsession faded a lot.
After getting the ghost, Jiang Xia took his tool kit and the ghost baby and quietly slipped away while his agent was still busy.
If I stay, I may have to be responsible for the aftermath, which is too troublesome.
If it were normal times, Jiang Xia wouldn't be unable to stay longer.
But not today.
I have to go back and play ghost today.
At this moment, Jiang Xia felt like he had placed an online order and waited for several days before finally getting the package delivered.
Now I really want to unbox it, I really want to, and I don’t want to wait even a second longer.
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On the way home, the ghost baby kept struggling but was brutally suppressed.
Although its obsession has begun to waver, it seems that it has not given up on trying to get its parents to agree.
Jiang Xia was not in a hurry either.
These days, while waiting for the stalkers to show up, he also prepared PlanABCD for kidnapping the ghost.
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Jiang Xia returned home, carried the ghost baby into the basement, and fixed it in front of the TV.
The ghost baby kicked his legs and looked at the dark screen, gradually having a bad feeling.
It climbed up vigilantly and saw the human in front of the TV slowly turning his head and giving it a kind smile.
Then Jiang Xia clicked and turned on the TV.
The TV starts playing a recording.
They were some news clippings, all specially found by Jiang Xia: murders of passion related to the entertainment industry.
——Some stars were assassinated by crazy fans after they announced their relationship.
There are also some ordinary otakus who held the goddess' hand at the fan meeting, and then were killed by other fans who were jealous...
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There are many cases in this world, and similar cases are easy to find.
After Jiang Xia pressed the play button, he left the ghost fetus behind and walked away with his hands in his pockets.
The next day, Jiang Xia peeled an orange and leisurely came to the door of the basement.
The ghost baby was seen lying in front of the TV, with a look of shattered worldview.
Well, PlanA seems to be useful.
Jiang Xia approached and fanned the flames: "You want them all to die?"
The ghost baby shook his head vigorously, tears in his eyes.
Jiang Xia was satisfied.
But he still didn't let it go, but changed a videotape.
This time, it’s a bunch of pure love dramas.
The two protagonists are sweet from beginning to end, and because it is a female-oriented film, the male protagonists in it are all all-rounders and are completely devoted to the female protagonists.
For the ghost baby, between its father and its mother, it obviously has a better impression of Yoko Kinoshita.
Therefore, when thinking about the problem, it tends to stand from Yoko Kinoshita's perspective.
The ghost baby was forced to watch the drama for several days.
I'm used to the godlike male protagonist in the drama, and then I think about its father...
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A few days later.
The ghost baby watched the finale with great interest. When the protagonists kissed, he clapped his hands excitedly and had no intention of bringing his biological parents together.
Jiang Xia turned off the TV, picked it up and put it on the table, and made an invitation at the right time: "Young ghost, do you want to sign a contract with me?"
Of course, this question is just a courtesy procedure.
At this point, we have to sign it even if we don’t want to.
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The little ghost baby woke up from the sweet drama, shuddered sensitively, and felt threatened.
But when it raised its head and looked at Jiang Xia who was standing in front of it with a sincere expression, it felt that this should not be Jiang Xia's problem.
The ghost fetus looked around vigilantly for a while, but found nothing.
So I felt that the environment was becoming more and more dangerous and I needed to find a protective umbrella to rely on.
And its instinct tells it that it won't be able to get away with it for long if no one provides for it.
The little ghost baby finally nodded in agreement.
…
Jiang Xia touched its head kindly.
Many of the psychic's skills can only be fully unlocked with the ghost fetus.
Jiang Xia thought about his bright future, and suddenly his waist and hands no longer felt sore.
In addition to strengthening the psychic itself, the ghost fetus also has a chance to awaken unique skills when signing a contract.
For example, teleportation, hardening, mind control...
Of course, there are also some weird abilities.
And according to the research of psychic scientists in previous lives, these awakened abilities are often related to the ghost’s own experiences and thoughts.
Jiang Xia looked down at the ghost fetus in front of him, and recalled its obsession...
I always feel that it can't awaken any serious skills.
However, now is not the time to be picky.
It would be nice to have one.
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Jiang Xia locked the door of the basement, returned to the ghost fetus, and unbuttoned his shirt.
A black pattern appeared on his chest. It was a complicated cursive "Z" with many hollow decorative patterns. It appeared from nothing and looked weird and mysterious.
Every psychic can choose his or her own unique mark when awakening, and once it is determined, it cannot be changed.
When Jiang Xia was a child, he was influenced by a movie when choosing a tattoo, and he quickly drew three handsome knife marks, two horizontal and one diagonal.
However, he didn't expect that when the pattern was generated, it was not the shiny silver scar he thought it would be, but a fancy letter.
Fortunately, this thing is usually hidden and cannot be seen. Only when you use a ghost will it appear on the skin like a tattoo.
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Jiang Xia thought of his dark history, sighed, found a needle, and pierced the tattoo.
A drop of blood slowly seeped out.
It did not slide down the texture, but hung strangely on the tip of the needle.
Jiang Xia stretched out his hand and let the blood drip onto the ghost fetus.
When the two touched, a sweet "sizzle" sound like roasted meat was emitted. The blood droplets moved around as if alive.
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After more than ten seconds, it gradually stopped at the side of the ghost baby's neck and settled into its body. It turned into a Z-shaped mark that was exactly the same as Jiang Xia's mark, but several times smaller.
After everything was over, the ghost baby raised his short little hands in confusion and touched his neck.
It did not feel uncomfortable, but instead instinctively realized that it seemed to have a long-term meal ticket.
Jiang Xia threw away the needle, buttoned up her clothes, and looked at it with eyes expecting a miracle.
After a moment, a little more information came into his mind, which was about the ghost fetus's skills.
Jiang Xia read it carefully, feeling mixed emotions.
...The good news is that the ghost baby has lit up its skills.
Another piece of news that I don’t know whether it’s good or bad is that this skill…
Sure enough, his meow is outrageous.
——The ghost baby can force a person to confess to another person next to him.
(End of this chapter)