Chapter 59 The minor villain found a human cub!

Fortunately, Ji Zishen and the others are still young and haven't fully grown into villains yet. Under his guidance, their personalities are no longer so dark and obsessive. Otherwise, Lin Jinzhao would have been in serious trouble this time.

Ji Zhi Qiu closed the door and chatted with the two minor villains for half an hour, assuring them that no one's gossip or idle chatter would affect their family. Only then did the minor villains' expressions soften a bit.

Ji Zhi Qiu also breathed a sigh of relief.

In fact, he had long anticipated this scene.

Their family background was too unusual and did not conform to tradition. He initially refused to show his face during the live stream because he was afraid that external interference would cause too much stimulation to the growth of the young villain.

However, as time went on, Ji Zhi Qiu gradually realized that he could not provide a completely safe vacuum environment for the little villains. Children's growth cannot be separated from the outside world and society. So he decided to let the little villains gradually accept external stimulation and scrutiny under his protection and let them undergo desensitization treatment.

One day, the little villain he raised will also be loved by others and will learn to love others.

The shock came unexpectedly, but it was better than he had imagined; no one was injured.

Uh... except for Lin Jinzhao's countless descendants.

***

But Lin Jinzhao was unaware that he had escaped a disaster and even tried to stir up trouble online.

He hired online trolls, and public opinion immediately swayed to one side. However, he hadn't done any prior investigation, and Ji Zishen and Ji Sicheng had already prepared the best counterattack.

[Even a nine-year-old was so angry that they wrote "Dogs and xxx are not allowed to enter," and yet some people still insist on taking it personally.]

It is indeed dangerous for children to cook with knives, but the kids like it, so why bother?

[The child is happy, the father is happy, but you are not. Fleas have no right to go online, so don't hop around here.]

Write down all these people's IDs; I'll give you dog tags later.

Seeing that the matter had been accepted by the public, Lin Jinzhao wanted to portray Ji Zhiqi as an irresponsible father who was lazy and gluttonous, pushing the burden of the family onto his eldest son. However, Ji Zishen's behavior had already explained everything.

Anyone could sense his good mood; he was like a little hamster carrying all the ripe fruits and vegetables into the kitchen, so happy he was practically bubbling with joy, wishing he could sleep with them at night.

Lin Jinzhao was furious that the money he spent hiring online trolls had gone down the drain. He paced around the house in a rage, but he was helpless against Ji Zhiqi's family. He had no choice but to give up for the time being and pretend that nothing had happened. But bad deeds will eventually be punished.

Although Ji Zhiqi managed to grab the microphone in time, preventing an immediate uproar, the internet is full of talented people who quickly deciphered Ji Sicheng's words from his lip movements.

[Are these two wild vegetables really effective? (Just curious)]

Wow, a six-year-old knows about sexual function! What a little genius!

[What's so special about that? I've seen stories online about innate medical geniuses, like a head of surgery who forgot to drink the Meng Po soup when he was reincarnated. Forget about sexual function; if you lay in front of him, he could dissect you perfectly.]

So where are the wild vegetables? Where's the link?!

The topic gradually veered off course, with everyone showing great interest in whether these two wild vegetables actually exist, whether they really have such effects, where they grow, and how much they are produced. There was even a scramble to buy them.

[I want to reserve a spot for my Giegie. This is the third guy I've fallen for. One minute he's marketing himself as a single, innocent guy, and the next he's accused of cheating on me. *rolls eyes*]

These two wild vegetables are practically divine; their ability to render a scumbag infertile is a beautiful blessing!

[Holy crap, a crazy woman offered 100,000, and I can't beat her, so I'll have to find out where the variety show is filming myself. lol emoji]

[Sicheng is so generous, he gave me a whole bag! Lin Jinchao, can you eat a little slower? I'm your biggest fan, please share half with me, please!]

[A former fan of Lin Jinchao is here: Why didn't you give it to him sooner? Otherwise, his secret marriage and child wouldn't have been exposed.]

[How dare he meddle in other people's business? He's been embroiled in a shocking scandal, and his female fans are still standing on the rooftop!]

Some people studying botany and food science also jumped in, wanting to use their expertise to prove whether these two wild vegetables have this function. People who enjoy themselves also joined in, leading to many jokes and memes.

Lin Jinzhao tried to confuse the public and divert attention during the live broadcast, and his brainless fans also rushed to defend him. However, this topic finally reminded everyone of his scandals, and his past dark history was dug up.

This can only be considered as reaping what he sowed. It's fortunate that Lin Jinzhao was punished, otherwise the two minor villains would have continued to target him to vent their anger.

Lin Jinzhao was too busy to appear in front of them for the time being, and Ji Zhiqi was happy to have some peace and quiet, lying in the courtyard gate sunbathing while her son was busy.

They weren't the only ones in the house; the four cats had also found their own places, coming and going all day long, and no one knew what they were busy with.

Ji Zhi Qiu suddenly felt an itch to pet the cat and searched around for it.

Ji Zhi Qiu didn't see the cat, but she did spot a timid, large dog.

Ji Zhi Qiu and the big dog stared at each other for a while. The big dog's tail slowly rose and wagged twice in a friendly manner, its eyes clear and moist.

Ji Zhi Qiu thought for a moment, then took a few sausages from inside the house and threw them to the big dog.

The big dog stared at it for a while, clearly uninterested, but after a few seconds, for some reason, it suddenly lowered its head and began to wolf down the food.

Ji Zhi Qiu frowned slightly, and just as he was feeling puzzled, he saw the mother cat raise her tail high and walk out from behind the big dog.

He was immediately drawn to the cat and cuddled and snuggled with it for a long time.

After he finished cuddling with his cat, he saw that the big dog was still obediently squatting outside.

Ji Zhi Qiu thought the big dog hadn't eaten enough, so he found two more sausages at home.

The big dog still wolfed down its food, then squatted down in front of Ji Zhi Qiu, its fluffy tail swaying from side to side, cleaning the ground.

Ji Zhi Qiu finally understood.

This is a stray dog; please take it in.

He could only film a variety show here for a week, and there were really no conditions for adoption. However, he couldn't bear to see such a well-behaved dog wandering around, so he thought of taking him in for a while and helping him find an adopter if the opportunity arose.

He was thinking about this when the cat suddenly nuzzled his chin with its head.

Ji Zhi Qiu was stunned for a few seconds, then her eyes widened slowly, flattered and surprised.

The cat is jealous because he's thinking about the big dog!

The cat loves him!!

If Ji Zhi Qiu had a tail, it would probably be wagging as fast as a big dog by now.

He was deeply moved, and just as he was about to snuggle back, a cat's paw ruthlessly pressed against his face.

He held the mother cat in his arms, still maintaining an elegant posture. She meowed softly, then jumped to the ground, holding her tail high as she walked forward.

After taking a couple of steps, the mother cat noticed that Ji Zhi Qiu hadn't followed, and turned around and meowed again.

Ji Zhi Qiu then understood that the mother cat wasn't trying to be friendly, but rather had something to tell him.

The human servants followed obediently behind, walking with the mother cat to the sheep pen.

Ji Zhi Qiu thought for a moment, then tentatively asked, "You mean you want me to open the door and let the sheep out?"

After watching him for a while, the mother kitten meowed softly.

Ji Zhi Qiu moved very slowly. The mother cat had many opportunities to stop her, but she simply squatted gracefully to the side, cleaning the paw that had just stepped on Ji Zhi Qiu's face.

After the sheep came out, the mother cat was clearly satisfied. She meowed once, not as a seductive "meow" to lure humans, but as a call to her companion.

Ji Zhi Qiu also subconsciously looked over and saw a yellow and white silhouette leaping high and landing on the sheep's back.

She is the calico princess that her mother loves the most.

For some reason, Miss Sanhua had a soft spot for these three sheep when she arrived at the courtyard. She stayed outside every day without beating her two favorite brothers.

Now the sheep has finally emerged. Miss Sanhua stands on the sheep's back, her body upright, her head held high, sniffing the scent in the wind.

"Meow~"

Meow~

"Meow~"

Meow~

Listening to the cheerful duet, Ji Zhi Qiu realized that Miss San Hua didn't want to eat mutton, but rather wanted to make friends with sheep.

Such a beautiful scene made Ji Zhi Qiu's lips curl into a smile. Not wanting to spoil such a good atmosphere, she simply followed closely at a distance of three steps, afraid that the sheep would escape and she would not be able to explain to the production team.

But what he feared most came true. The sheep smelled the grass and immediately ran forward without a care. Ji Zhi Qiu was defeated because he only had two legs and could not catch up at all. He could only watch helplessly as the sheep carried Miss Sanhua further and further away. But just then, a familiar figure darted out from the side.

The stray dog ​​barked once, and the sheep immediately stopped and, guided by the dog, returned to Ji Zhi Qiu's side.

Ji Zhi Qiu was dumbfounded.

Goodness gracious, this stray dog ​​can actually herd sheep.

It's not impossible, but it's only one in ten thousand. The remaining nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine percent is that this is not a stray dog ​​at all!

Ji Zhi Qiu glanced at the mother cat with a complicated expression, then tiptoed to the stray dog ​​and said in a low voice, "Blink if you've been kidnapped."

The dog was very intelligent; it not only blinked but also whimpered twice, its huge head burrowing into Ji Zhi Qiu's arms as if seeking comfort.

Just as Ji Zhi Qiu was about to pet the dog's head, the mother cat glanced at him coldly after hearing the sound. The dog immediately stood at attention, its raised tail slowly falling down and tucking itself between its legs.

"..." Ji Zhi Qiu realized the seriousness of the problem.

He's such a coward, he must have gotten beaten up a lot.

After wandering around outside, the sheep returned to the sheepfold, but Miss Three-Cardded Cat had fallen in love with the feeling of herding sheep and was still meowing excitedly. The mother cat licked her beloved daughter and let her daughter lie on top of her and play around.

Neither the person nor the dog dared to utter a sound, lest they ruin such a beautiful scene. Only when the mother walked over with her tail held high did Ji Zhi Qiu tentatively try to discuss it with her.

“This dog has an owner. Now you’ve kidnapped him… no, invited him to our house. His owner must be very worried. Just like when you don’t come home, I’m so sad I can’t eat.”

The two stared at each other for three seconds before the mother cat stood up and started walking forward.

The dog immediately realized what was happening, wagging its tail and following behind. Ji Zhi Qiu, fearing another accident, also followed.

The dog knew the way, and Ji Zhi Qiu saw its tail wagging higher and higher, guessing that it hadn't gone the wrong way. Only then did she feel relieved and continue on her way while enjoying the beautiful scenery around her.

They stumbled upon a pair of orange tabby cat brothers who were never home. The orange tabby brothers were slyly chasing after the tabby cat, fawning over her in every way. The tabby cat was so annoyed that she took on both cats by herself, pinning them to the ground with one paw each.

Seeing such an embarrassing scene, Ji Zhi Qiu silently covered his face with his hand.

The two male cats together weren't even a healthy male cat, so how could they dare to pursue the beautiful tabby cat?

可“单蛋组合”丝毫没有自觉，被打了还趁机去舔小狸花的爪子，小狸花被恶心地尖叫一声，又是一顿乱揍。

Ji Zhi Qiu couldn't stand it any longer and called the two cats back.

Although they basically have no sexual function, just in case, we should still have them spayed when we get back... Otherwise, we can have Ji Sicheng get some wild vegetables to feed the two orange cats, which will achieve the desired effect directly and save them from having to undergo surgery.

Although Ji Zhi Qiu thought this way, there was nothing she could do at the moment. Fearing that the two orange cats would run around, she picked one up in each arm.

They walked for a while longer, and then a farmhouse came into view. The dog's eyes immediately lit up, and its tail wagged like a propeller.

Ji Zhi Qiu knew this was his home, and he brought his cat mom, who had done something wrong, to apologize with a guilty conscience.

A middle-aged woman opened the door and warmly welcomed them inside.

Ji Zhi Qiu felt embarrassed to accept the hospitality and explained his purpose with apologetic words.

The middle-aged woman was stunned. "Is your cat really that amazing?"

Ji Zhi Qiu hadn't expected that this was her focus, and said with a forced smile, "My cat was adopted and has a certain ability to survive in the wild, so it's quite capable."

Seeing three cats following behind Ji Zhi Qiu, the middle-aged woman looked around curiously and asked, "Which one is it?"

Without Ji Zhi Qiu's introduction, the mother cat took a step forward, her snow-white fur glossy and smooth.

"Her name is Xiaxia, and those two orange cats are her sons."

"Your cat is so cute." The middle-aged woman didn't mind at all; on the contrary, she praised it highly. "It's amazing. This is the first time I've ever seen such an intelligent cat. From your description, she took my dog ​​away for her daughter, which is completely understandable."

Ji Zhi Qiu was relieved to see the middle-aged woman being so easygoing, and apologized again.

The middle-aged woman waved her hand, "There's really no need to be so polite. By the way, are you the celebrity here to record a variety show?"

Ji Zhi Qiu nodded. "I hope I haven't caused you any trouble."

“How is this a problem? Your presence here to film a variety show will definitely boost the local economy, and we’ll earn more money too.” The middle-aged woman glanced at the camera behind her and lowered her voice, saying, “Actually, the production team has already paid us.”

Ji Zhi Qiu was charmed by her older sister's actions and laughed along with her.

"Are you filming a variety show here for a week?" the older woman asked.

Ji Zhi Qiu nodded.

The older sister generously said, "Anyway, there are only a few days left. I have several dogs at home, so let Beibei stay at your house for the time being. Beibei is very good at watching sheep, but he has a big appetite. I don't know if you mind."

Ji Zhi Qiu was somewhat flattered. "I don't mind at all. Thank you so much."

The older sister turned and called to Beibei. Ji Zhi Qiu saw the dog in the corner of the courtyard, slurping its food with gusto, its head almost buried in the bowl.

"..." No wonder he had no appetite when I fed him before.

The meat we eat at home is 100% fresh, so naturally we don't like meat as an additive, and we don't even know if the sausage contains starch.

Upon hearing its owner's call, Beibei devoured all the meat in its bowl in a flash before wagging its tail and heading over.

The middle-aged woman patted the dog's head and said, "You'll stay at their house for the next few days. Be good and don't cause any trouble."

The dog understood, glanced at the mother cat, whimpered, and fearfully hid behind the middle-aged woman.

The middle-aged woman burst into laughter, "With your size, how could you be afraid of a cat?"

Then she looked at the mother cat with admiration, "That's so nice. Maybe it's because I have too many dogs, the cats don't really like me and won't let me hold them."

Just as Ji Zhi Qiu was about to say a few words of comfort, the mother cat understood the key words, suddenly meowed, and turned to look at her two sons.

Lianlian had been wandering around with her cat father for a while. She was smart and intelligent. After receiving her mother's instructions, she immediately jumped into the middle-aged woman's arms. Rongrong didn't understand and was punched a few times by the cat before she rubbed against her with a pitiful look.

The middle-aged woman, who had never touched a cat before, was overjoyed to suddenly hold two cats and dared not move.

The mother cat gracefully crouched in front, as if to say, "Reciprocity is key; this is my way of thanking you."

The middle-aged woman once again praised the cat mother's parenting skills.

Seeing that it was getting late, Ji Zhi Qiu got up and left with his dog. The middle-aged woman said apologetically, "I'm holding two cats right now, so I can't stand up to see you off."

She suddenly frowned, her eyes filled with panic: "What happened? Did I hurt him? Or does he not like me? What's wrong with your cat...?"

Hearing the snoring, Ji Zhi Qiu laughed. "It's different from a dog. This kind of sound isn't meant to intimidate you, but to express affection. When it rubs its head against you, it's not because its head itches, but because it likes you; when it kneads, it's not because its paws itch, but because it likes you."

The middle-aged woman was a novice cat owner. She nodded repeatedly and gently stroked the two kittens: "I'm so sorry, I'll hold them for a little while longer, and then I'll take them back to you myself later."

The mother cat nuzzled her comfortingly twice.

Meow, you're finally not a wild man unwanted by cats anymore.

****

Ji Zhi Qiu originally intended to send the dog home and apologize in person, but unexpectedly, he ended up with a guard dog for nothing.

He remembered the dog owner's instructions: instead of eating sausages himself, he prepared a full plate of boiled meat for the dog.

The dog was initially a little aggrieved, but it immediately became happy upon seeing the meat and began to regard Ji Zhi Qiu as its second owner.

After settling the dog in, Ji Zhi Qiu looked around and asked, "Where's Si Ren?"

Ji Zishen poked his head out from the kitchen. "The things he pre-ordered have arrived at the store, but the store manager suspects he's trying to synthesize something strange, so he sent him over in person."

Ji Zhi Qiu: "..."

To be honest, he had the same concern before.

However, he had already given Ji Sicheng a legal lesson, so Ji Sicheng would not do anything dangerous again.

Ji Zhi Qiu felt relieved and went inside to drink water and rest. Less than fifteen minutes later, Ji Si Cheng returned. He put his things on the table and asked, "Why is there a dog at the door?"

The process was too complicated, so Ji Zhi Qiu casually said, "I found it."

Ji Sicheng nodded calmly and said without warning, "I picked one up too."

What a coincidence!

Ji Sicheng gave him no time to process his words and said directly to the door, "Come in."

Ji Zhi Qiu thought Ji Si Cheng had also picked up a living creature, but when he saw it clearly, he was so surprised that he stood up.

Unbelievable! The little villain actually picked up a human baby!

Seeing the well-behaved and adorable little girl, Ji Zhi Qiu quickly walked over with a big smile on his face.

"You are Wen Qizheng's sister, Qianhua, right? Do you remember your uncle? He came with you to record this variety show."

Wen Qianhua was a little reserved when visiting someone's home alone, but she showed a maturity and politeness beyond her years, saying, "Hello, Uncle. My brother mentioned you before. Thank you for taking care of me."

Ji Zhi Qiu's heart almost melted upon hearing this.

The three little devils in the family are all little villains, each one a handful, and they have to rack their brains to fight against each other every day. Suddenly, when they see the top human baby, they feel incredibly healed.

Ji Zhi Qiu immediately switched to a mixed-tone voice, "Does your brother know you're visiting your uncle's house?"

Ji Sicheng interjected, "She was so hungry she was about to eat poisonous mushrooms raw, so I brought her back. Anyway, there were plenty of leftovers at home..."

Ji Zhi Qiu coughed violently, giving Ji Si Cheng a sharp look. Ji Si Cheng, feeling warned, reluctantly shut his mouth.

However, these words were not in vain. Ji Zhi Qiu then realized that Wen Qian Hua was hungry, and quickly brought out the fruits and snacks from the house.

Wen Qianhua's eyes lit up, but she remained very polite. After thanking Ji Zhi Qiu and washing her hands, she began to eat the fruit in small bites.

Ji Zhi Qiu felt sorry for her and rummaged through all the things in the house, piling them all on the table. "Qian Hua, pick what you like to eat first. Your uncle's family will be having dinner soon, so eat more later."

Wen Qianhua nodded and was about to thank him when her gaze suddenly fell on the door. She kindly reminded him, "Uncle, your youngest son is back."

Ji Zhi Qiu looked over and saw Ji Yan Yan's short, chubby figure standing against the light at the doorway, her mouth slightly open, her expression blank, and her eyes staring straight at Wen Qian Hua who had suddenly appeared.

Ji Zhi Qiu suddenly had a bad feeling, and alarm bells rang in her mind.

He had been playing games with Yu Nian before, but because he was a little nicer to her, Ji Yanyan mistakenly thought that he had another son outside. She was extremely jealous and cried a lot. That night, she hugged his neck tightly and refused to close her eyes to sleep.

Now, without notifying Ji Yanyan beforehand, there's suddenly a little kid in the house, and on top of that...

Ji Zhi Qiu stared at the table piled high with snacks, including Ji Yan Yan's favorite cookies, and her vision went black.

It's also his fault. He was so focused on feeling sorry for Ji Yanyan that he didn't have time to think things through and made the decision for her without thinking.

Although he bought the cookies, he respected his three children's privacy and autonomy, and would usually ask for their permission before touching their things.

Ji Zhi Qiu's feelings were mixed. She picked up the cookies and hurriedly tried to make amends: "Yan Yan, they're all Daddy's..."

Before he could finish speaking, Ji Yanyan shot over like a cannonball, starting from zero frames, wiping her hands clean on her father's white pants, and then carefully taking a step forward, leaning forward and raising her face.

He stared longingly at Wen Qianhua, already tipsy without having drunk any alcohol, and gave a shy yet straightforward smile.

"You're so pretty, can you give me a kiss?"

Ji Zhi Qiu: "..."

Ji Zhi Qiu: "..."

Ji Zhi Qiu: "..."

Tsk, what a looks-obsessed person, I wonder who he took after.