Synopsis: I am a CEO. I control the global economic lifeline, owning over three hundred companies spanning various fields such as film and television, real estate, fisheries, animal husbandry, and ...
I saved the inhumane president (Part 2) Beast, this...
I looked at the wolfhound, and the wolfhound looked at me.
When it saw me looking at it, it wagged its tail happily, unaware of what it was facing.
I couldn't help but pinch my eyebrows.
Bastards, this group of attackers and the system are real beasts.
Which manufacturer does this system come from? Can’t you even tell the difference between a human and a dog?
Taking the mood of wolfhounds into consideration and considering that they will be more aggressive if not neutered, I have not neutered the dogs I raise.
I couldn't bear to do that. This man unified everything, but at the beginning he castrated one of my dogs, and the one who was castrated was the king of the wolfhound pack.
Is this a pet sterilization system?
They had no idea that they had made a mistake and were still celebrating happily.
[It went smoothly. Now we just need to wait quietly. ]
[System, how long do you think it will take for the president to realize that he is no longer humane? Will you make me wait a long time?]
[How could it be! Who is the president? The president is a top attacker who can have sex seven times a night. The president's 18 centimeters rise with the sun every day. He only needs to wait until tomorrow morning to know that there is something wrong with him.]
[Seven times a night? I won't really die in bed, will I? Hehe, I'm a little looking forward to it.]
[Don't worry~ The "Pills for the Weak Body" produced by our system are the best of the best, just enough to make you the best of the best. After you take it, your skin will be so tender that water will come out of it, and your body will be as flexible as possible. No matter how badly you were fucked the night before, you will definitely recover as before the next day, and your anus will be tight! ]
[Besides, if you really get yourself killed, the CEO will definitely remember you. Let's follow the Huang Yueguang script again. Isn't love coming? ]
My face turned grim when I heard that.
Mary Sue couldn't hear their conversation, but after looking at my expression, she wisely didn't ask any further questions and instead stroked the dog with a look of sympathy on her face.
[Alright, alright, host, we have to leave, lest our tracks be discovered.]
[Then I will wait for the president to seek medical treatment and medicine but fail, and then appear in front of him? ]
[That's right! When the time comes, you can seduce the CEO a little bit, whether it's spraying some perfume and deliberately walking in front of him, or sprinkling water on his white shirt when he passes by, revealing a faint little cherry, you can make the CEO stand up for you directly. ]
[You must do this seductive action, don't skip it! Our system can make the president think of you when he is within 5 kilometers of you; when he is within 500 meters of you, he will get a little hard to show his longing; when he is within 100 meters of you, he will be as hard as iron - but! If you don't seduce first, and the president gets hard for no reason, he may get suspicious. ]
[This is President Jack Su. Don't underestimate his vigilance.]
[Our ability will take effect from the first time he sees you. Now, you should avoid contact with the president as much as possible and don't let him see you. Wait until he is desperate before you appear.]
[Okay! Let’s go, and we’ll meet again after a while! ]
Their voices stopped, probably because they used their teleportation ability to run away.
I said to the intelligent brain, "Pause the action. They have the ability to teleport. Let's observe for a while."
"They will do it after a while."
After hanging up the phone, Mary Sue and I looked at each other.
There was a big doubt in her big eyes, and her hair turned orange because of curiosity.
I rubbed the dog's head and sighed, "Yes, it's just what you think."
Mary Sue had a complicated expression, and the color of her hair kept changing, flashing like the light bulbs in the bar.
After a while, she asked, "Can we go to the Animal Protection Association and sue them?"
“…I will try.”
…
As expected, that man and system have been avoiding me since they used their abilities on the wolfhound. I made several special trips to the Artificial Intelligence Department but didn't see any trace of him.
As I was leaving, I vaguely heard someone discussing in a low voice with concern, "Does this little Sun have hemorrhoids? He stays in the toilet for so long every time. It's been almost an hour, right?"
"I think it's constipation."
"After squatting for so long, you'll get hemorrhoids if you don't have any, especially programmers like us. I really envy the programmers next door who can relax all day without worrying about hemorrhoids. My old hemorrhoids are so painful."
"Hey, tell me, why is it that when we practice martial arts, we can get rid of mouse hand, cold legs and other problems, but why can't we get rid of hemorrhoids?"
"Oh my god! Find me a technique that can move my inner strength to that place! What do you want to practice? The Chrysanthemum Manual?"
"Speaking of which, there is a folk remedy. Apply honey to the scallion and then insert it into the chrysanthemum."
"This is for treating constipation, right? The rectum can only go out but not in. If there is no hemorrhoids, it will be removed by this retrograde movement."
"Oh, sorry, maybe I remembered it wrong. Can we ask the medical department if they can research a good hemorrhoid cream?"
"It depends on the president's plan, right?"
With a serious face, I opened the smart brain and searched, "Will rectal retrograde movement cause hemorrhoids?"
I don't want to build my happiness on the pain of my assistant.
After a pause, I remembered that the system once said that their system has produced a "pill for the weak and fragile body". No matter how badly the body is damaged, it can be restored to its original state the next day.
This pill may be used to treat hemorrhoids.
…
Our original plan was to observe the system and the attackers carefully during this month to see if the system had any other functions. It would be best if we could get a "Pill for the Weak Body".
However, plans cannot keep up with changes, and just one week after this incident, an accident happened.
The attacker who was loitering outside my house, wanting to peek at me to satisfy his craving, ran into a team of wolfhound breeders who were out walking their dogs.
The leader was the wolfhound that was hit, and he was also the king of this group of dogs.
The moment the Dog King saw the attacker, he felt the breath of spring.
The dog king lost control, it was attracted to the attacker, followed its instinct, broke free, and rushed to the sweetheart in front of it, wanting to have a deep communication with him.
The Raiders and Keeper teams were all pale in comparison.
He flees, it chases.
It fled, and they chased.
He can't fly away even if he has wings.
However, things could be much worse.
The dog king's estrus caused the entire dog pack to become restless. The dogs felt the call from the wildness (system) and pounced on the attacker bravely and wildly.
Holding the dog on a leash doesn't help.
The dog training career of the breeder team suffered an unprecedented setback. The dog leash was broken and they looked at the attacker who was madly pursued by the pack of dogs with pale faces.
Seeing that the tragedy of "The Emperor of Dark Night and Twenty Wolfhounds" was about to be repeated, the attacker activated his teleportation ability, used the cover of the dogs to block the breeders' sight, and escaped in the blink of an eye, leaving the wolfhounds and the breeders standing there, staring at each other.
When I learned about this, I was reading in the study. When I went downstairs, the matter had been settled.
But this matter cannot end here.
It’s unclear whether the attackers and the system will realize that they are using their abilities on the wrong target, but our pursuit plan must be carried out in advance.
The captain looked serious. "We will use all surveillance cameras within a five-kilometer radius to find the enemy as soon as possible. In order to prevent him from getting desperate and hurting you, you'd better stay in the villa. We will send someone to protect you."
I was silent for a while, then said, "No need to bother."
"What?"
I closed my eyes and pointed at the Dog King.
"I mean, you can take it to someone."
The captain looked in the direction of my finger, and saw that the Dog King's little brother was twisting at a peculiar angle, as if attracted by something, pointing in a certain direction with a proud and confident look.
Beasts, this group of attackers and the system are real beasts.