Chapter 29 My Mom is Ruan Ying

"I'm not drunk! Ten more bottles, please!"

Before he could finish speaking, he slid down the sofa.

The neon lights reflected on the girl's delicate face. She was slumped on the sofa, shaking an empty wine bottle, and tilting her head to give Lin Han a silly smile.

Lin Han supported Ruan Yi's swaying head, helped her up, and, with a mix of amusement and exasperation, snatched the wine bottle from her hand.

"I shouldn't have believed your confident claims about your high alcohol tolerance! Now look what happened, you're drunk like this."

Ruan Yi suddenly grabbed her best friend's wrist and pressed her head heavily against her shoulder, "A man! Give me a man to play my true love, to play my husband!"

Lin Han was amused by her and pinched her cheek, letting her keep making noise.

"Okay, I'll call men for you. Just wait patiently. If one isn't enough, I'll call a whole row." Ruan Yi, this obedient girl, finally showed interest, so she had to call a batch of good quality ones.

Lin Han stood up and, as she left the private room, specifically instructed the waiter at the door who was in charge of serving VIP rooms, "Keep an eye on the door and don't let anyone into this room."

Ruan Yi was unhappy less than two seconds after Lin Han left.

"Hanhan, where did you go!"

Ruan Yi stumbled out, leaning against the wall. She squinted to find the direction of the private room door, and as soon as she pulled the cold doorknob, she fell forward with the force.

With a muffled thud, he crashed straight into a hug that smelled faintly of lemon.

The stone chain on the man's chest was digging painfully into her forehead.

"Mmm...smells nice."

When Ruan Yi looked up, she met a pair of dark eyes. The man looked down at her as if she were a fool, but subconsciously supported her swaying waist.

The waiter was startled by the sudden scene. "Sir, I'm very sorry, this lady is drunk. Please let her go."

"You see, who won't let go of whom?" The voice was full of impatience.

The man had already let go of her hand, but Ruan Yi tilted her head and hugged him, clinging to him like a soft ball of cotton.

Ruan Yi was overcome with intoxication, and the figures in front of her began to overlap.

That's a good young man, full of energy!

Handsome, tall, and a blond, he's definitely a "spirited young man" who would scare Shen Xun away.

"You, it's you! I've found my true love."

Her warm, sweet breath brushed against his collarbone, and his Adam's apple bobbed uncontrollably. He frowned and roughly pried her unruly hand away.

"Crazy woman, get out."

"Oh my god, how dare you insult me! Do you know who I am?! My mother is Ruan Ying!"

The crazy woman started acting arrogantly because she was drunk.

The man raised his eyebrows, seemingly showing some interest.

"Ruan Ying? Then your father wouldn't be Fu Jingchen, would he?" The tone was somewhat sarcastic and grating.

"Go to hell! Your dad is Fu Jingchen!"

Ruan cursed angrily, but his tone was unusually soft and gentle because of his unclear speech.

This is using Fu Jingchen as a vulgar term.

The man laughed heartily, "Pfft, hahaha, you really do know Fu Jingchen. Looks like you weren't lying, your mother really is Ruan Ying?"

"Do you think I'd make money by lying to you? Why are you asking so many questions! Just one question: will you be my man or not?"

Before anyone could answer, Ruan Yi's fingertips entwined with the golden wisps of hair at the back of the man's neck, her fingers gently playing with them.

"Be your man? No way, by seniority... I'm your uncle." The man laughed as soon as he said it, ruthlessly pulling away Ruan Yi's hand that was playing with his stray hairs.

Fu Jingchen is this crazy woman's stepfather, so wouldn't he be considered her uncle?

Ruan Yi suddenly leaned close to him, her nose almost touching his chin, her eyes flushed with an alluring red from the alcohol, and she carefully discerned the man's features through the double image.

His ear tips were very red, and the sound of his Adam's apple bobbing as he swallowed was rather loud.

"Keep bragging! You look like a little kid!"

That brat with yellow hair, he wants to be her uncle.

After saying that, Ruan Yi suddenly pulled him, staggering as she led the man into the dimly lit private room, completely unaware that her high heels were stepping on his leather shoes.

"Hiss! Crazy woman, slow down."

The waiter immediately reached out to stop the man, "Sir! This lady's friend asked me to look after her, please do not enter the private room."

Ruan Yi couldn't pull anyone away anymore, so she turned around and glared at the bewildered waiter with a wronged expression.

"This is what I've got my eye on... don't try to take it from me!"

The man couldn't help but laugh out loud at Ruan Yi's pitiful expression, his Adam's apple bobbing as he looked at her.

This crazy woman is so funny.

"Pfft... She's my 'niece.' If you're worried, come in and keep an eye on her."

The waiter scratched his head and followed him in, standing aside to wait for Lin Han to return, in case anything unexpected happened.

"Who's your niece!"

Ruan Yi was very dizzy, but she still managed to pin the man against the back of the leather sofa with precision.

Her fingers gripped his shoulder tightly, and the ends of her hair brushed against his burning ear tips.

"No uncle... I want a husband!"

Her voice trailed off with a sweet, alcoholic scent that brushed against the man's lips, her almond-shaped eyes glistening with a hint of moisture from her intoxication, making her incredibly alluring.

If he remembered correctly, he had long heard that the daughter of the Ruan family had been engaged since childhood to the Shen family, which was also a prestigious family. They were childhood sweethearts and their relationship was common knowledge in the industry.

Before he could react, Ruan Yi's knees were already braced against his waist, her skirt slid down her thighs, and she fell heavily onto his lap.

The man's body suddenly stiffened, and he tried to roughly pull the girl off his legs.

Before he could exert much force, the woman started complaining of pain. Looking down, he saw that her wrist was covered in red marks, so he had to give up.

"Don't you have a husband? Does the young master of the Shen family know that you, this crazy woman, are having affairs outside...?"

The man's tone was laced with arrogant mockery.

As soon as he finished speaking, the woman's limp body collapsed onto him, her hot breath hitting him.

Her sweet lips pressed down hard, and his lips stung from being bumped against the girl's teeth.

The man shoved Ruan Yi away, his face flushed red as if it were about to bleed, and he stammered as he spoke.

"Cough...cough! You...you crazy woman! This is my first...first kiss!"

"What are you yelling for? Keep your voice down! This is my first kiss too!"

Of course, Ruan Yi was just talking nonsense when she was drunk. Her first kiss was stolen by Shen Xun a long time ago.

Perhaps he's still a toddler in the teething stage? He's so stubborn and keeps biting her lips, using her as a teething toy.

Fortunately, her mother later discovered this and seriously stopped Chen Xun.

The man she forcefully kissed was so hot he was practically smoking.

Ruan Yi was pushed away and yelled at, and she was very unhappy.

She grabbed him again, bent down and rubbed her lips against his haphazardly, her tongue, drunken and reckless, probing into his wet heat.

The man's fresh lemon scent had long been ruined by her cloying alcohol smell.

"Don't hide..." she murmured indistinctly, her eyelashes brushing against his burning cheeks.

What's wrong with this person? He doesn't even have the basic professionalism of an actor. How can anyone believe someone so stoic?

The man stiffened and tried to push her away again, but she used all her strength to hold his neck and gently caressed him.

My hands and legs went limp from being kissed, but my other parts remained hard.

The waiter in the corner was completely petrified. Ms. Lin had told him to keep an eye on Ms. Ruan, but now this woman was the one who had forcibly kissed him—Uncle?

What should he do?

Lin Han was followed by a row of top male models, all carefully selected for their high-quality appearance and with their own medical reports.

"This time, there's definitely something Xiaoyi will like!"

Lin Han pushed open the door with a smug look on her face.

"Ahhh—Ruan Yi!"