Alternative Title: 大宋昏君
Author: 吃货小联盟
Status: Completed
Added: 2025-08-23
Updated: 2025-08-23
Transmigrated to the Great Song Dynasty, I became Emperor Qinzong, Zhao Huan. I flogged the buttocks of civil officials with staffs and punished military generals with planks. I selected beauties to enter the palace for my "hehehe," and the Three Cardinal Guides and Five Constant Virtues are nothing but farts in my eyes. What's worse, I favor sycophants and distance myself from virtuous ministers. People secretly call me the Dog Emperor.
But why don't you consider that it was I who drove the Jin dogs out of the Central Plains, and it was I who rectified the court? Why do you still call me the Dog Emperor...?
"Youwei, tell me, am I a Dog Emperor?""Your Majesty, I dare not say.""If you don't say it, I'll exterminate your nine generations of relatives.""Alright. Your Majesty, you are indeed a Dog Emperor.""Exterminate your nine generations of relatives.""......"