Transmigrated to the Great Song Dynasty, I became Emperor Qinzong, Zhao Huan. I flogged the buttocks of civil officials with staffs and punished military generals with planks. I selected beauties t...
"Zhao Sang, what did you say?"
The general pointed at the woman and said, "Look, she admitted it."
His colleagues nodded in agreement. This guy was amazing; he could actually understand what the woman was saying just by using gestures.
Some of the women were so impressive that they actually knew Chinese, though their pronunciation wasn't quite right: "What is this?" She pointed to the cannon on the ship.
A general explained to her, "Cannons are used to scare people. They're useless. You can only fire one shot at a time. After you fire, you're done. You have to wait until the next day to fire again."
The Japanese woman looked bewildered: "Give up?"
"Xie Cai! You don't understand. Come to my room and I will explain to you in detail what Xie Cai means. I will teach you what Xie Cai means from head to toe, hahahaha. Japanese women are interesting!" With that, the general hugged the woman and walked into his room.
"Zhao Sang, besides this kind of cannon, do you have any other weapons on your ship?"
"No, we're a merchant ship. Merchant ships, you know? We're not for fighting. We don't carry weapons. If we carried weapons, your emperor would be so proud. If we don't beat the shit out of him, he won't know why the flowers are so red."
"Zhao Sang, what did you say?"
"Nothing, let's go, let's go back to the house! Let's do business, business is important! Isn't that what you came here for? I can't wait any longer, hurry up!"
On the dragon boat, Pan Bufeng, who was standing next to Zhao Li, smiled and said, "The Japanese have taken the bait."
Zhao Li smiled slightly. "The Japanese are still too naive to send spies to steal our dragon boat's equipment. After these women leave, pass on the order to be on high alert!"