[Fair-skinned, beautiful, lazy, and silly female lead VS outwardly gentle, inwardly wild, kitten-like, pure yet a little foolish male lead]
After transmigrating into an apocalyptic novel with...
Chapter 281 The Cunning Cat
Yuan·Toolman·Xiao Ni thinks Li Heng is a very complicated person, but after experiencing all kinds of mysterious behaviors, she has become accustomed to Li Heng's weird behavior.
Perhaps because she loves Li Heng so much, she can now face Li Heng's occasional attacks calmly.
That's right, she had read in a book that this frequent change of mind was called paranoia, a mental illness. The patient's family should be tolerant and caring towards the patient and use love to influence him.
As a result, Li Heng received Yuan Xiaoni's sympathetic gaze.
He was completely confused and didn't understand what was going on.
Shen Junxie returned to the hotel in a daze to pack his luggage. He was too embarrassed to stay here any longer, so he had to move all his luggage back to the mountain.
Several people in the original team chose to leave his team and live in the hotel permanently. After all, no one wanted to put their backs to an untrustworthy person.
Lan Xinya sat in her space capsule and buried her head in writing in her diary.
She originally thought that Shen Junxie was quite reliable, but she didn't expect him to be a paper tiger. This world is indeed very strange. All the people who should have been important protagonists or supporting roles are as stupid as if they have lost their minds.
She wrote in her diary about the supporting characters she had given up on.
It was discovered that they all had one thing in common, that is, they had come into contact with Lin Xi and Luo Yunjin.
All the supporting characters who had dealings with the two of them ended up in trouble.
"Is the system here? Are the identities of those two passersby really that simple? I always feel that they are the protagonists. Look at these people, they don't look like important characters at all. They are just a bunch of idiots. It's really ridiculous." Lan Xinya couldn't help complaining.
She was living well in the central base, but once Lin Xi and Luo Yunjin showed up, all her missions were ruined, and she also lost the beauty she had gained from completing the missions.
[Ahem, well, I don't know either. But the mission still needs to continue. Isn't the hero also staying at the hotel? Your chance has come, if not now, when? According to this system's analysis of the hero's data, he loves being a troublemaker and loves being abused. The more you act, the better, and you'll definitely attract his attention.]
Lan Xinya was extremely suspicious.
[Don't be so pretentious, you're already quite the pretentious type. Just let it go. This mission won't be difficult for you. Here's how it goes: if you can impress the hero, I'll restore your beauty and raise your powers by one level.]
Lan Xinya originally wanted to refuse, but unexpectedly, after hearing this irresistible temptation, she happily agreed.
No matter what, she won't lose out. Li Heng is not bad looking, and he also likes to act up.
This is not difficult for her at all, she can just act in her true self!
So Lan Xinya changed into a white gauze dress and meticulously cut the hem of the dress with scissors to create a shattered look. Then she dug out some makeup she hadn't used in a while and applied a war-meteoric makeup look.
She took out a small mirror and looked at herself. Although her appearance was very ordinary now, at least her skin was very good.
Lan Xinya twisted her waist, stepped on her high heels, and walked with her feet turned inwards. She walked seductively to the large balcony on the third floor of the hotel and called out in a very sharp voice, "Hey, little brother, I sprained my foot."
As she spoke, she pretended to sprain her foot, then deliberately tilted her body thirty degrees to reveal her curvy figure.
Li Heng, who was staring at the rainy scene in the mountains in a daze, turned around and saw a woman posing seductively.
Yuan Xiaoni asked doubtfully, "Do you have rheumatoid arthritis? I heard that people with this disease have trouble with their legs and feet when it rains. You have it so hard. It's been raining heavily for many days. I thought your legs were not good before, but now I understand..."
Yuan Xiaoni still remembered that Lan Xinya pushed her into the group of zombies.
Lan Xinya didn't want to pay attention to her and winked at Li Heng.
"Is there powder stuck under your eyes? Is the foundation too dry?" Yuan Xiaoni spoke again.
Lan Xinya: …
Li Heng's mind was now completely occupied with Luo Yunjin's stunning smile, and he didn't care about anyone else. He was still in a daze, his eyes looking in this direction, but his gaze was empty.
"Oh, I just sprained my ankle~"
Yuan Xiaoni and Li Heng shuddered at the same time.
He finally began to look the woman in the eye. "If you sprained your leg, just go back and rest. Why are you running around?"
After saying that, he pulled Yuan Xiaoni back to the room and ignored her.
Lan Xinya bit her lip. This was different from what she expected.
[You're not doing enough.] The system suddenly prompted.
Lan Xinya ran straight to Li Heng, took out the pink love letter she had prepared long ago, and handed it to him with a shy expression, "This is a love letter from me! Please accept it. My love for you is like a torrent of water, endless and inexhaustible."
There was a big red lipstick mark on the love letter.
Li Heng didn't expect that he had such great charm. Even though he looked so sloppy, there were still people who liked him and sent him love letters.
"Thank you, but I can't accept it." He said it very straightforwardly, without giving the other party any unnecessary wishful thinking. He is a very loyal man.
Yuan Xiaoni looked at Lan Xinya in shock.
She did what she had never dared to do.
Li Heng's repeated refusal made Lan Xinya doubt the reliability of the system again.
She watched the two of them leave.
There were several people watching the show around pointing at her.
"That woman, why is she wearing so much makeup in this apocalypse? Ugly people are more likely to do bad things."
"Yes, her skirt is still so short. Tsk tsk, the world is going downhill and people's hearts are no longer as they used to be."
"Mom, isn't that auntie cold because she's wearing so little?"
…
Lan Xinya walked into the room angrily.
Liu Yun happened to live in the same room with Lan Xinya. She was cleaning when she saw the woman limping in. "This skirt..."
Lan Xinya thought she was going to laugh at her too, so she angrily lifted up her skirt and glared at her, "What? Do you have any objections?"
"No, what I want to say is that this skirt is too transparent, and you are wearing red pants..." Liu Yun said it in a difficult way, which was a bit eye-catching.
She quickly opened the door of the capsule to prevent her sister, who was playing with a doll inside, from seeing such an indecent scene.
Lan Xinya was shocked.
She said that her charm did not attract that person, and it turned out that her dress was not revealing enough.
Thinking of this she returned to her space capsule and changed into a bunny girl suit.
But her waist was a little thick, which made the clothes look weird on her.
Her beauty had already been taken away by the system, and now she looked really unpleasant to the eyes.
But she didn't care at all and ran out excitedly again.
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When Luo Yunjin returned to the mountain, he asked Duan Ya to move a few boxes of drinks down the mountain to sell.
These drinks were exchanged for the garbage that Lin Xi picked up while wearing a scavenger's uniform.
"I always feel like something is weird, but I can also figure out what's wrong." Luo Yunjin sat on the sofa and let Lin Xi massage her shoulders.
"Then forget it and go to sleep."
Luo Yunjin turned on the radio. There was an FM station that played short stories every day.
Lin Xi wants to sleep with her every day.
She had to fall asleep first so he wouldn't do anything.
The short stories played on the radio are the best hypnosis tools!
Welcome everyone to this episode of Story Forum. Today, Lao Wang will tell you the story of "The Beast and the Prince."
"Long, long ago, there was a princess who was cursed by a witch. Every day, she would turn into an ugly beast. One day, while playing in the forest, the beast rescued a handsome prince from the clutches of a bear. The beast fell in love with the prince at first sight and invited him to her ball. The prince arrived on time with a purpose in mind."
At eight o'clock in the evening, the beast transformed into a beautiful princess under the moonlight. As the princess and the prince were dancing, the prince drew the machete from his waist and killed the princess with one blow. He then looked lovingly at the ugly witch who was hiding in the crowd.
"It turns out that when the witch cursed the princess, she also got herself cursed. If the princess died, she would grow old and ugly. The prince had fallen in love with the ugly witch five years ago. He deliberately pretended to be hunted by a bear in order to catch the princess off guard and kill her to break the curse."
'In the end, the handsome prince and the ugly witch lived happily together...'
After hearing the story, Luo Yunjin said:…
After hearing the story, Lin Xi said: ☉_☉
"Maybe I shouldn't listen to this story." Luo Yunjin turned off the radio, patted his legs and stood up. "I'm sleepy, please do as you please."
While Lin Xi was still confused, Luo Yunjin had already returned to the room, locked the door, and then lay down on the bed with peace of mind.
Oh, she is so tired from having to guard against the little kitten that sheds its hair running onto the bed every day.
Lin Xi looked as if his worldview had been shattered.
He was silent for a long time before he slowly turned into a kitten. He nimbly jumped to the glass window on the second floor and scratched the window with his little paws, making a squeaking sound.
When Luo Yunjin lifted the curtains, the cat hid under the windowsill. When she opened the window, the cat rushed into the room like a bullet.
Luo Yunjin only felt a gust of wind blowing across his face.
Then I felt two more hands on my waist.
Lin Xi directly hugged the girl in his arms and rested his chin on her shoulder.
Their ears pressed together.
It's a little itchy.
"I don't think it's okay for you to do this." Luo Yunjin pushed the person away with disgust.
What should I do if my boyfriend is too clingy?
"If you think I'm losing my hair, I can turn into a human." Lin Xixiu said aggrievedly.
Touched by the other person's cuteness, Luo Yunjin helplessly lay back on the bed with her back to him.
Lin Xi hugged the girl obediently.
A good night's sleep...
The next morning, Luo Yunjin was about to get up to wash her messy hair when she saw Lin Xi playing with the balls of wool in the box.
It is hard to imagine a boy of 1.9 meters tall sitting on the floor, messing up several balls of yarn, and clumsily trying to untie the yarn tied around his body.
Luo Yunjin smiled unceremoniously.
She took out her cell phone that she hadn't used for a long time, took a picture of Lin Xi's silly look, and then took a photo with him while making a scissors hand gesture.
She discovered a lot of Lin Xi's dark history in her phone albums, including the time he did the seaweed dance, the time he ate hot pot until his face turned red, and the time he was so angry that he was about to hit the little tiger, Swallow...
All of them are precious memories.
Lin Xi sat on the ground. The more he moved, the more tangled the wool got on his body.
Luo Yunjin slowly untied the wool on his body and found that this stupid cat had many knots on it.
She first untied the red wool wrapped around the man's face, and slid her small hands across his face, touching his facial features several times.
Lin Xi, who was touched on the face, was emo: ...
Then he began to untie the green yarn wrapped around his neck, and found his throat very sexy, rolling around.
Luo Yunjin touched his Adam's apple with evil intentions and pinched it.
The other person's hands and feet were all tangled with wool, and I didn't know how it was done, there were a lot of knots.
Just as the girl used a pair of small scissors to untie the wool tied around the boy's hands, Lin Xi suddenly grabbed her two little hands, pulled them behind her head, and slammed them to the ground.
Luo Yunjin:?
She watched helplessly as the man in front of her slowly loosened the wool that looked very tight on her legs, and then tied her hands and feet naturally.
Luo Yunjin:?
Oh shit.
She had forgotten that the other party was also a control-type psychic. How could he really be entangled in the wool? He was clearly doing it on purpose!
The cunning cat!
"You were just pretending!" Luo Yunjin was furious when he found out that he had tied himself up very tightly and had a plan in mind.
"Do you like to touch me?" Lin Xi said hoarsely, his heavy nasal voice carrying a magnetic tone.
Luo Yunjin watched eagerly as he took off his coat, leaving him wearing only a black vest.
Through the fabric, the outline of the muscles can be seen.
Knock knock knock.
"Xiao Jin, we are back! The zombie named Yuan Xinyue seems to have escaped from the central base. We just..." Chen Yueliang was holding a plate of apricots and saw two people on the ground when she opened the door.
She was so shocked that she couldn't hold the plate steady.
"You, you guys continue, sorry for disturbing you!" Chen Yueliang closed the door in panic. Lin Xi's cold eyes just now seemed to be able to eat her.
She hurried downstairs to share the news with Luo Jinbei.
"Oh my God, they are so good at playing! You didn't see it, Xiao Jin did this..., Lin Xi did that..." Chen Yueliang's imitation was so vivid that to be honest she wanted to keep watching!
Luo Jinbei fell into deep thought.
"Are they progressing so fast?" In Luo Jinbei's impression, although his silly sister appears to be both indifferent and cheerful on the surface, she is actually a very innocent girl.
In his mind, Lin Xi has always been a cool and unruly person.
But after hearing what Chen Yueliang said, he suddenly felt that the beautiful image of the two of them collapsed in his heart, and a yellow Pikachu was quacking in his mind.
Three hours later, Lin Xi walked out of the house looking refreshed.
The girl following closely behind had red eyes, and it was obvious that she had been bullied badly.
She was like a frightened deer, pulling at the young man's clothes.
Lin Xi saw a group of people sitting on the sofa downstairs, holding the girl in their arms.
On the table, a fat little tabby cat was playing with a ball of yarn. It lay on its back on the table very nimbly, with its four little paws holding the light yellow yarn ball, rolling it back and forth, and its posture of playing with yarn was perfect.
Luo Yunjin pinched the flesh on Lin Xi's narrow waist hard, becoming angry and embarrassed.
I feel numb, and the more I think about it, the angrier I get.
It turned out that she was the little idiot who believed his lies.
She touched his face and neck.
snort…
Qi Chi patted the little leopard cat's butt and said, "Well, I want to say that more and more people with special abilities have been coming to our area recently. Many bases know that there is a mountain with abundant resources here. Our defense must be strengthened again."
Qian Yuanfeng agreed. "Duan Ya and I have been building the Stone Mountain higher up from the middle. It's already 600 meters high, but the defense system is still very weak. Many people with special abilities try to steal leaves and cut bark from the bottom of the mountain."
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Today I had a spicy hot pot with a lot of garlic, the taste was very strong...
(End of this chapter)