Xiao Yu was mistaken for a waiter by a drunkard. Seeing the 1,000 yuan tip, he decided to do a good deed for the day and helped send the person to the guest room.
However, on his way back, he...
A house with clean windows and doors, vibrant green plants, soft and bright lights, a shiny floor, a long table covered with a white tablecloth, and steaming rich food on the long table.
——A mountain of various and absolutely tempting barbecues, braised dishes, stews, stir-fries, steamed dishes, cold dishes, seafood; roast chickens, roast ducks, roast fish, either whole or cut into pieces or slices...
Various snacks, desserts, wines, beverages, and soups.
Various nuts, candies, fruits, etc.
"Slurp..." Someone slurped their saliva in an exaggerated manner. The sound was so loud that it was a bit deafening.
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Xiao Yu smiled as he watched the humans and demon cultivators, each of them smacking their lips in delight. He suddenly forgot that he was a socially anxious otaku and was particularly satisfied with his current arrangements.
Originally, once the little fox had completed registration, today's opening ceremony of the Monster Management Bureau was officially completed.
But in the program arranged by Wang Guohuai, there was also a "student training" session at the end.
This part is particularly annoying no matter where you are. However, in order to ensure the smooth progress of future work and to hasten the arrival of the leisurely winter vacation.
Xiao Yu was particularly "nasty" and dragged everyone to the restaurant of the Monster Management Bureau.
If you want the horse to run, you have to feed it grass and fuel it.
Look, the effect is here. He just doesn't believe it. For the sake of the visual experience and the delicious food he will enjoy later, he can't let this group of demon cultivators have an extra "traitor".
"Pa, pa, pa!" Xiao Yu clapped his hands a few times, coughed, and said, "First of all, welcome all the fellow demon cultivators who have come today. Your support for the work of the Demon Administration Bureau, regardless of your purpose, will be remembered by the Bureau and we sincerely thank you all.
Secondly, effective immediately, our Demon Management Bureau has been established. I believe everyone already knows what the Demon Management Bureau is, so I won't elaborate further. For the next three days, our Demon Management Bureau will continue to arrange for the Crane Clan's elders to lead a team to publicize the Demon Management Bureau's existence throughout the Imperial Capital.
I hope that everyone present today can help assist the work of the Monster Management Bureau.
If you know any relatives or friends who have not come to register, please inform us in time.
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For the next three days, anyone who registers at the Monster Management Bureau will receive gifts like today. Every Taoist who recommends relatives or friends and successfully registers will also receive a gift based on the number of people registered, and, like today, a free, sumptuous lunch at the Monster Management Bureau.
Monsters: (⊙o⊙)…
"Wow, this, this is really for us to eat? It doesn't cost money?"
"Jiji, I, I also want to become a formal employee of the Monster Management Bureau."
"Squeak, squeak, I smell the scent of spiritual energy. The Monster Management Bureau is really great!"
"Wow, I wonder how many of those roast chickens and chicken legs I can eat?"
“…”
Xiao Yu ignored the chatter of the little demons in the demon group and continued, "... Three days later, the Demon Management Bureau will conduct a comprehensive and mandatory registration of demons in the entire imperial capital. Demons that are compulsorily registered will no longer enjoy free lunches or free gifts.
Before New Year's Eve, any demon who conceals or deliberately fails to register in the imperial capital will be arrested as a crime endangering national security.
Violators will be subject to forced labor reform by the Demon Management Bureau in accordance with national regulations.
Currently, there's only one so-called "reform through labor" program: organizing all offenders to travel to various border areas to fight against the demons that have secretly infiltrated from other countries. The minimum duration is one year. Within that year, those who perform well, such as earning three third-class merits or one second-class merit, can be released early.
The above is our work before the New Year. As for after the New Year, we will talk about it later.
Thank you all for your cooperation. Now, please allow Minister Wang from 719 to speak.
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Wang Guohuai: Is there still a role for me?
Although Wang Guohuai had doubts in his mind, after Xiao Yu left the main seat, his steps were faster than his brain and he reached Xiao Yu's position.
"Okay, now that things have come to this, let me say a few words too." Wang Guohuai looked like a head teacher.
Onlookers ( ̄ェ ̄;): No, why did he get out? When can we eat?
"Alas, Director Xiao doesn't understand Minister Wang!"
"Oh, what a mistake! I should have told Minister Zhou in advance and asked him to remind Director Xiao."
"Don't let the food get cold!"
"Wang Guohuai, you old boy, please tell me faster."
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"...First of all, I would like to thank all the demon cultivators who have come to the Demon Management Bureau to register today. Thank you for joining the nation. From now on, our great family of the motherland has gained a new member because of your joining. We also have more comrades who will protect our country together with us.
This is a moment of great historical significance and universal celebration."
Onlookers-_-||: It’s started, it’s started. This old guy can’t stop for at least half an hour!
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"...As new members, my fellow demon cultivators may not be familiar with us, 719, so let me briefly explain. You may not know that in the past hundred years, due to various reasons a hundred years ago, the cultivation levels of warriors, cultivators, and all of you demon cultivators have generally declined.
But internationally, in addition to the high-tech warfare we're currently developing, there are also private battles between those with abnormal energy. The so-called abnormal energy beings are beings like you, the demon cultivators, who possess powers beyond those of ordinary animals and humans.
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