Main character: The outwardly cultured and divinely empowered, cold-hearted female lead vs. The self-taught, passionate, and wife-chasing male lead.
Huan Yue died and transmigrated into a swe...
Xie Zhou rushed back as fast as he could, and luckily his wife was still awake, so she let him in.
Huan Yue looked at him and asked, "What are you rushing for? Did you run all the way back again? Your head is covered in sweat."
Xie Zhou came back to comfort her and the child. The little one was being watched by such an evil thing; he'd probably have nightmares. He wanted to be a good father.
Huan Yue ignored him, tidied himself up, and climbed into bed.
This bed is very big, and now that the weather is warmer, it's all neatly made up.
There was only a faint fragrance in the room, and a dim light was on.
Xie Zhou came over after getting ready, wearing a cream-colored nightgown. It wasn't a very bright yellow, but it looked especially good on him.
Huan Yue lay there admiring the handsome man; he was indeed good-looking, and his aura was impressive.
But don't move, or you'll look silly, which is kind of cute.
Huan Yue thought about it and realized that the white moonlight might not have really looked at him, because her eyes weren't on his face. Compared to being attracted to him as a person, it was more like the male lead was attracted to the white moonlight and insisted on spoiling her. How annoying!
The story of these two is truly bizarre.
Xie Zhou carefully climbed onto the bed, lay down, and looked at her face. Her eyes were unfocused: "What are you thinking about now?"
As he spoke, he carefully pulled her into his arms, and that was enough for him.
Huan Yue, ever the nonchalant one, once he was comfortable, asked, "What does Chang Ziyu see in you?"
"The throne." Need I say more?
"That's true," Huan Yue said. "She's not as good as other beauties; at least I can look at her properly."
Xie Zhou kissed her. What else could he say at this moment?
Chang Ziyu is dead.
Huan Yue just thought it was fun. Even being pampered by a man can be ruined.
Xie Zhou watched as his wife, carefree and oblivious, fell asleep almost immediately.
Chang Ziyu was no longer relevant to him; his wife was the one he wanted to spend his life with.
Actually, those couples who support each other through thick and thin and grow old together are truly wonderful.
Like the Duke of Yan and Lady Cao, although Lady Cao was a second wife, she had been married into the Di family for almost forty years. Sometimes they would reminisce about Lady Yan together, or visit the Li family, so that people wouldn't feel that the Li family had fallen out of favor.
Moreover, with Di Han marrying into the Li family, it would be a double blessing for the families.
Some second wives probably wouldn't be able to do that.
Furthermore, when Lady Cao was raising Di Chang and Empress Mingde, the Li family didn't constantly interfere. After observing for a while, they felt that she was very dedicated, raising them well, and the children accepted her. So why were the Li family meddling?
All I can say is that the Li, Di, and Qiang families are all sensible people.
Xie Zhou thought he was very lucky. His maternal family might not seem particularly illustrious, but they were certainly not inferior to anyone else.
Father Emperor or not.
Now he has a good wife; he is the luckiest man in the world.
He stopped looking after his wife; he needed to get some sleep.
Huan Yue was awakened by the heat.
Xie Zhou was woken up by being pushed. Anyway, his wife was strong; any stronger and she would have caused internal injuries.
Fortunately, he was used to it. Xie Zhou quickly asked, "What's wrong? Did you have a nightmare?"
Huan Yue got angry: "It's hot now, can't you sleep by yourself? You have a blanket there, don't you?"
Xie Zhou understood; the blanket was thinner, so he could take it over to exchange for it.
Huan Yue glared at him.
Xie Zhou took a handkerchief and wiped her sweat, telling her to go to sleep.
Switching to a thinner blanket makes it feel lighter and cooler.
Huan Yue fell asleep in the middle of the night.
Xie Zhou noticed she was hot and told her to be more careful in the future, as his wife's pregnancy was not easy.
Even though he has palace maids to serve him when he's not around, why can't he do this?
How much does he pamper her? He holds her in his arms, one hand on her belly, protecting the baby so she won't have nightmares.
Huan Yue was still awakened by the heat when he woke up early.
Xie Zhou held his wife; it was a little warm, but not too hot.
Huan Yue glanced at him, thinking, "Slacking off again?"
Did they think the emperor couldn't be blocked at the doorway?
Perhaps a truly terrible mother-in-law would dare to do that, but a truly terrible mother-in-law would probably berate her daughter-in-law, saying all sorts of nasty things in public.
Xie Zhou asked, "What did you dream about?" His expression was strange.
She had almost forgotten if he hadn't mentioned it. Huan Yue looked at the scoundrel and said, "I dreamt that your son used a dragon mace to do that, and he could even dance with it."
Xie Zhou was lucky he didn't die from the lightning!
Huan Yue sat up, experiencing the woes of being a mother.
You said using the God-Slaying Whip to fuse with the spine, isn't that a good idea?
The Dragon Mace is bigger than the Phoenix Mace. How many strange things will happen when Huan Yue uses it in the future? Besides, what's the difference between a child's treasure and the Dragon Mace? Although the child treasures it more, it's not a big deal!
Xie Zhou hugged his wife to comfort her, saying that being a mother is the hardest thing ever.
As a father, he had to be strong: "Isn't this... a boy's urine to ward off evil spirits?"
Huan Yue looked at him and continued talking.
Xie Zhou racked his brains to come up with a convoluted explanation: "How old is he now? (As big as a bean sprout) He doesn't understand anything. He probably thinks his mother's dragon mace is about the same as his virgin urine. Don't you think Yan Boxuan's brain is a bit strange?"
It's impossible to take this to Yan Boxuan for dream interpretation.
Huan Yue recalled another question: "It seems that the fetus can urinate at two months old. Later, half of the amniotic fluid is urine. He lives in his own urine, and he drinks and swims in it."
Xie Zhou thought, with such an eccentric mother, how could he not raise an eccentric son?
But he said, "Fetal urine is different."
Huan Yue nodded: "Civet coffee is something only rich people can afford."
Xie Zhou asked, "The coffee Han Oumo was talking about?" Instead of addressing that, she continued to defend her son, saying, "The fetus eats only the best food that its mother has eaten."
Huan Yue continued, "Just like what you left over, it's something many people never get to eat in their entire lives. A fetus is still a miracle of the world."
Anyway, everyone has eaten their own urine and swam in their own urine.
Xie Zhou found it amazing!
However, his son has already started urinating, which means he's growing very well.
Huan Yue doesn't remember much: "The fetuses seemed to laugh, yawn, and cry. If it was twins, they would fight. They would play with the umbilical cord when they had nothing to do, and even when it got wrapped around their necks, they could usually untangle it themselves."
Xie Zhou was startled, as if his own son had wrapped his arms around his neck!
No, no, what Huan Yue was thinking was: "What kind of toys should we invent for the fetus? Let's not play with the umbilical cord."
Xie Zhou couldn't take it anymore and ran away.
Huan Yue wasn't in a hurry; he just thought that children playing with the umbilical cord seemed much more interesting than sucking their hands or feet.
Xie Zhou finished tidying up.
Huan Yue quickly tidied himself up, looking imposing and domineering, and said, "Go ahead."
"No rush," Xie Zhou said, hugging his wife. "Can we talk to him and ask him to stop playing?"
Huan Yue gave him a cold look.
Xie Zhou was wrong! Prenatal education should be decided by the wife.
Pregnant women can practice Baduanjin (Eight Pieces of Brocade), anyway, Huan Yue is in good health.
She thought it would be better to teach her child to be smarter.
Like a jump rope, he can jump out even if it's twisted into a pretzel, and he'll dance when he has nothing to do.
Chaoyun, Xiuyun, and the others were all very nervous.
Huan Yue thought it would be good for her child to practice Baduanjin from a young age.
It's time to check it out, let's begin the Eight Pieces of Brocade.
Yan Boxuan was there learning.
Xie Zhou has already faced his father's wrath! He was allowed to return, yet he's sleeping so late!
Xie Zhou hurriedly reported to his father in secret: "Your grandson can pee now, that's the best way to ward off evil."
These days, people are eyeing unfilial sons, good! This makes me even angrier!