Chapter 11 Ice Cream Assassin

Chu Qingkong picked up the pen and continued to fill out the next form.

KPI, the number of tasks, is a cold, hard number. In the fast-paced work, it constantly uses quantitative form to judge the work results of a system.

The performance standards in the system world are similar to those in the human world. Each month's KPI must be slightly higher than the previous month, otherwise it will affect the performance score.

Complete 10 tasks and get a score of 100. Next, complete another 20 tasks and get a score of 200.

This set of regulations is very effective in exploiting workers and is very outrageous to the public. The systems will bring them up and criticize them every day.

However, the pressure on other systems under the regulations was not as great as Chu Qingkong's. After all, he was the system that completed 250 tasks last month. If he didn't want his performance deductions, he should complete 260 tasks this month.

It's very torturous.

He counted the tasks he had completed this week, put the pen tip on the form, and paused when he thought of the hosts he had just seen.

The system's work is not in vain.

He ignored the data, a sudden surge of anticipation building in his heart. He thought that after completing these tasks, his hosts would truly make up for their regrets, achieve their wishes, and reap their hard-earned happiness.

Although I am just a system composed of cold codes, I can also feel warm and happy for you.

Maybe it was the icy taste of the bubbly drink I just drank that was just the right amount.

Rose-colored wishes flew through the cold blue data stream, and the core code area was dotted with dreamy colors, stirring up soft waves.

Chu Qingkong continued to rekindle his fighting spirit for work, shaking his head, tears in his eyes, wiping away tears as he wrote.

Wuuuuuuu host, you must live well!! Wuuuuuuu it would be so great if you could become Long Aotian!!!

However, he forgot to close the system work panel. On the dark blue translucent panel, the short film continued to jump down automatically, looping to the cultivation world that appeared at the beginning.

The ceremony of birds paying homage to the phoenix has ended.

The young man in white clothes was as graceful as an immortal. He raised his eyes slightly, stretched out his bony hands, and quickly and accurately grabbed a pigeon.

The white dove fluttered its wings, and he moved gracefully, turning a small knife twice like a magic trick. The silver light of the knife reflected in the sunlight, sharp and cold.

Beside him was a pile of wood with a bonfire slowly rising.

——Prepare to drink pigeon soup.

Chu Qingkong: “…”

Or maybe I should just change jobs!!

***

The next day, Chu Qingkong walked towards the Lord God's office with a full work report.

It was submission day, and the streets were filled with systems coming and going. Everyone seemed overwhelmed by work, moving about busily, their expressions empty.

However, when they saw the white-haired boy and his report that was almost taller than a human passing by, the systems stopped and looked at him with admiration.

Someone murmured, "...Is this A001? I haven't heard of A001 dominating the charts for a week."

These words floated on the wind and reached Chu Qingkong's ears.

He turned around, his eyes sparkling, and said sincerely, "No need to listen anymore."

"?"

"I won't be obsessed with KPIs anymore." Chu Qingkong clenched his fists in front of him, smiled sincerely, and said energetically, "Work is no longer my goal. What I pursue is ideals! Faith! And happiness!!"

Everyone: “???”

All the systems stared vacantly at his face, then stiffly down at the mountain of reports piled up behind him. There were so many files that they even needed a cart to move them.

Chu Qingkong stopped his movements, acted naturally, and continued to push his cart forward as if no one was around.

The wheels of the trolley are smooth and steady, making a "drip drip" sound as it passes over the smooth ground.

Everyone: “…”

Really tie Q.

If you believe it again, you are a dog.

Chu Qingkong was in a hurry to deliver his work report and walked away too quickly. After Chu Qingkong left, everyone lowered their heads silently and opened the system forum, their movements unprecedented in unison.

They were about to tearfully recount how they had just been hit by the Rank 1, but inadvertently, their eyes fell on the new hot post.

Post title: "Hey, has anyone checked out the host forum? Oh my god, there are three super bosses in the next forum!!"

In the main divine space, the system and the host each had their own forum. Normally, they chatted separately, but due to their close relationship, some would occasionally visit, chatting and chatting on the side benches, creating a joyful atmosphere.

Zero Floor: "Family, come and see! I have never seen such a powerful boss TUT in my life!!"

First floor: "Sofa.

I was curious and went on a trip next door, and wow, it’s actually true!

These three invincible giants are all in different fields: one is infinite flow, one is fantasy, and the other is cultivation. They are all over level 300, with a total score of over one million, and a dazzling array of excellent strategy posts!

Second post: "Shocked! What kind of person could post so many strategy guides? I scrolled down for ages and couldn't get to the bottom! And after a quick glance, each post had hundreds of pages of replies!! What the hell?!"

Third Floor: "The Infinite Stream guy is really awesome! Hey, hey, hey, I heard he's the captain of a top ten team in that plane's ranking? He made it to the top ten in a year? And now he's almost number one?"

Fourth Floor: "Yes, yes, the dungeon strategy posts he wrote are really amazing! He's completely brute-force his way through the dungeon and completely deconstructs it! I heard he even shook up the rules of infinite flow!!"

Fifth Floor: "Please make way and listen to me. The boss of the fantasy world is invincible! He started with the Sky Collapse Against the Wind, and the final mission seemed to be to defeat the demons? But he only took a year and almost crushed the demons!!"

Sixth Floor: "Tearfully recommending the fantasy master, if you need it, you must ask your host to read the strategy post he wrote. Not only does he explain the talisman diagrams in detail, but he also teaches assassination ideas at length! My god, his assassination skills are really amazing!!"

Seventh Floor: "Why aren't you talking about the big guys in the world of cultivation? He has a bloodline talent + the dual path of saving the world and killing in one, with full buffs, and his cultivation is growing rapidly. It feels like he is about to enter the realm of Immortal Venerable!"

Eighth Floor: "I'm blown away. His strategy post is all about music, chess, calligraphy, and painting, and how to pose to look photogenic...? And there are so many replies to this! Is this scientific?"

Everyone looked at each other silently.

I thought of Rank 1 who was so busy with work that he left in a hurry.

I looked down at the post again.

Ninth Floor: "Hey, so why are these three masters so helpful and like to share their experiences? Aren't these cliff-like masters usually hidden? People like us, Chuchu, basically don't come to the forum very often."

Tenth Floor: "Hey, newbie, you haven't seen their IDs, have you? One is called 'Kiss the System Baby,' one is called 'Listen to the System's Nagging,' and the last one is called 'Want to Raise a System Baby.' According to the forum rules, every high-quality post will receive a reward of 10,000 points. They are earning points for their own system."

Eleventh floor: "..."

Twelfth floor: "..."

Thirteenth floor: "M advises to delete."

14th Floor: "+1 for deleting, I have red eyes."

Fifteenth floor: "Nima, my eyes are red, I can't bear to watch this."

Sixteenth Floor: "After watching these three bosses, I immediately slapped my host who was still playing badly."

…

This post quickly became popular.

Chu Qingkong pushed a cart out of the Lord God's office, stretched, and happily took a cup of coffee, completely unaware of the bloody storm in the forum.

—Inadvertently, I missed the opportunity to learn that the three big guys in the forum were his hosts. (?)

He also received a new assignment from the Lord God. The office only had a few large screens, and the Lord God wasn't visible, but the Lord God typed the assignment onto them, asking him to hold a small sharing session with other systems about his work experience.

Chu Qingkong: “?”

Lord God: This counts as overtime, triple overtime pay.

Chu Qingkong was filled with awe and agreed immediately.

So the next day, he held a press conference on time, and under the watchful eyes of the public, he generously shared his "highly disciplined life schedule - vacation chapter":

11:00 [Get up on time]

11:00 to 11:30 [heating when turned on]

(Note: I couldn't get out of bed, so in a fit of rage, I formatted thirty digital alarm clocks.)

11:30 to 12:30 [Reading]

(Note: "High Emotional Intelligence Conversation Skills", "How to Control the Host's Heart", "The Ultimate Secret of Slacking Off", "Rich Woman's Contact Information".)

12:30 to 1:00 [Lunch]

(Note: I took a look at the host's condition during lunch. It seems that he can't eat. I won't share the details. In short, the male protagonist of the infinite flow novel frowned when faced with human blood and red wine. The male protagonist of the fantasy novel was slightly panicked when he made a fire and roasted raw meat in the wild. The male protagonist of the fairy tale novel simply fasted with a cold look.

Then I glanced at the steaming hot and exquisite lunch in the system mall... Mmm, it smells even better.)

13:00 to 15:00 [Accumulate work experience and improve work skills]

(Note: Read Long Aotian's novel, "Does the Soul Emperor dare to dismount and fight?" and organize it into the next task.)

15:00 to 17:00 [Go out for a walk]

(Note: As a chip flow system, you can directly start the racing game and enjoy the scenery while driving.)

…

03:00 to 11:00 [Go to bed on time]

(Note: Go to bed early and get up early. Although the system can be left on standby for ten minutes, it is important to get eight hours of sleep.)

11:00 [Wake up the next day]

(Note: Another day of self-discipline, formatting thirty alarms in a loop.)

Chu Qingkong finished sharing and ended his speech. He looked around the audience and sighed imperceptibly:

"I'm so self-disciplined. I hope I didn't involve you."

Other systems: “???”

…

After finishing his speech feeling refreshed, Chu Qingkong went to the system mall again.

The weather is getting a little hot, so it’s not too much to reward yourself with an ice cream to cool down!

He removed the glass panel of the ice cream cabinet and picked up an ice cream at random.

It doesn’t look impressive on the surface, but it costs 2,000 points when you check out.

Chu Qingkong: “?”

……ah? ? ?

His expression was dazed and solemn as he took another look at the ice cream in his hand. This small ice cream felt like a thousand pounds, weighing heavily on his heart.

I didn’t expect to buy an Ice Cream Assassin!

...I have no money left! I have to go back to work TvT