Chapter 7 Customer Service Bacteria

Question: When you are faced with two options at the same time, in front of you is Host No. 2 who is forcing you to answer in the fire at the crime scene, and behind you is Host No. 1 in the system space who is caring about what you are doing, how can you answer immediately against the clock?

Chu Qingkong: “…”

——Hey buddy, you're not feeling well! Hey buddy, why are you here too?

He acted decisively and decided to do two things at once, bravely becoming a master of balancing things.

Pei Ciyi: "You will be good, right?"

Chu Qingkong: "Ah, yes, yes."

A little perfunctory, but not too perfunctory.

Pei Ci replied: “?”

Chu Qingkong continued: "Ah, right, right, right."

Pei Ciyi: "..."

He seemed not to have expected to hear such an answer, his eyes were slightly cold, and his fingertips paused in restraint.

He suddenly wanted Chu Qingkong to appear in person again, then pull his system over and rub it hard on his hair, and continue to rub it until the code becomes garbled.

Chu Qingkong was a little alert and a little guilty. He silently looked away and pretended not to see it, secretly thinking that he would not be fooled again.

The system can't listen to this.

There is also a host in the system space.

Shi Weizhi: "What are you doing now?"

Chu Qingkong was startled and replied subconsciously immediately, throwing the prepared automatic reply.

996 warriors apply to fight!

"Sorry host, it's time for the system to go off-duty.

The system is open from 09:00 to 21:00, Monday to Saturday. Please leave your instructions at other times and we will process them for you after work.

Shi Weizhi: “…”

After sending it, Chu Qingkong suddenly felt a sense of incongruity.

Shi Weizhi must have seen this automatic reply, right? Wouldn't sending it again seem a bit artificially retarded? No, he was the most powerful gold-medal system in the system world. Artificial retardedness had nothing to do with him. He couldn't make such a low-level mistake!

So he started pretending to be a customer service representative.

"However, the customer service staff are dedicated to serving you. If you have any questions, you can ask me."

Shi Weizhi: “.”

...It looks a bit dangerous, and I don’t know if he believes it.

Chu Qingkong put this conversation aside for the time being.

The footsteps outside the brothel were getting closer and closer. It seemed that there were quite a few people who had noticed the movement here. A large group of people had already gone up to this floor. Occasionally, the brothel owner's shrill scolding and questioning could be heard.

"—What?! You said the roof was on fire. What happened?"

"Who just went up to check the room? You idiot, you don't even know how to guard! That's the person up there! Hurry up, if something goes wrong, you won't be able to pay for it even if you have ten or a hundred!"

The noises became more and more chaotic.

"!!" Chu Qingkong was terrified. "A Pei! Let's go! If we don't leave now, we'll be caught up!"

"If the mission is judged again, it might fail—!"

Pei Ci finally listened to his system's advice.

The black-haired young man pushed open the window, his figure flashed, jumped out of the window, and disappeared into the night.

Before leaving, a rose-colored petal fell quietly.

It left behind a faint, deep fragrance, just like the vast expanse of flowers planted in the Pei family's back garden a hundred years ago, named "Mianqing," unique to the Pei family. When the flowers bloomed, they swayed in the wind, like a warm, rosy sea.

…

Shi Weizhi saw Chu Qingkong's work schedule.

He was offline during this period of time, and the small green dot behind his name was always gray.

Should it be in the system space?

He tried to ask what he was doing, but got an automated reply and a thoughtful response from a "customer service agent"—something that looked a lot like artificial intelligence.

Shi Weizhi: "Customer service bacteria? I've never heard him say he has a customer service representative."

Chu Qingkong on the other side covered his face in pain.

Chu Qingkong: "Hello, dear, I'm very sorry for causing you any trouble. Because the customer service bacteria has just been developed. If you have any questions, you can consult me ​​during the off-hours of system A001."

Shi Weizhi: "What is he doing?"

Chu Qingkong: "Dear, please wait a moment, customer service will check for you immediately."

How can I resolve this problem?

"A001 is currently studying professional skills."

Shi Weizhi: “?”

What does this question mark mean?

Chu Qingkong said, "In order to better serve the host and improve his professional qualities, A001 is studying the advanced theory of infinite flow, "Multidimensional Space", "Mobius Strip" and "Space-Time Paradox". Honey, do you have any questions?"

Listen, this spirit of hard work is so touching. I think it should be successful this time!

"During his study period, can't he reply to my message?"

"Dear, please rest assured that the customer service will give you a satisfactory solution, but you need to cooperate."

"Hmm? How do we cooperate?"

"Dear, I'm sorry, System A001 will be back on duty after completing his training. He will reply to your message, and you can contact him then. Please be patient, thank you."

It's perfect nonsense literature, it's as if nothing was said.

Shi Weizhi: "...Are you artificially retarded?"

Chu Qingkong: "No no dear, your question has been recorded."

Shi Weizhi's phone displayed "input in progress", which frightened Chu Qingkong. Without waiting for the other party to raise new difficult questions, he ended the conversation directly with a "click".

"No no dear, it has been detected that your consultation has ended. If you are satisfied, please give a five-star praise..."

Then he received Shi Weizhi's rating.

One star.

Comment: "This function is not needed, let A001 do it himself."

Chu Qingkong bit his handkerchief: "..."

Aa ...

He finally understood why even the indestructible Infinite Flow rules could be driven mad by his number one host! !

It’s so torturous!!

At night, a cool breeze blows on my face and the leaves rustle.

Chu Qingkong glanced at Pei Ciyi. The young man was traveling under the stars and moon, hurrying along a narrow path through a forest in the dim night. His moon-white robe fluttered as he passed through the trees without touching a single leaf.

He seemed to be concentrating on getting on his way, while being alert to his surroundings, and no one was paying attention to his appearance.

Chu Qingkong breathed a sigh of relief: "Come on, A Pei, I'm off work first."

As soon as he finished speaking, he "whoosh" returned to the system space.

He left too early and didn't notice that Pei Ciyi suddenly stopped after he left.

The young man was silent for a while and frowned slightly.

…

Chu Qingkong is off work again.

According to his work schedule, he was on call from 9:00 AM to 9:00 PM, Monday through Saturday, at each host's location. Since his hosts were all exceptionally capable, they seemed to be able to do without him, so he had never been called upon at the same time. He proactively allocated two days to each host, which was just right.

What's a bit bad is that this situation of facing two hosts at the same time occurred today - but fortunately he was working overtime and nothing went wrong.

In his mind, he secretly put the creation of a real "customer service bacteria" on the agenda.

Just set up a few more automatic replies and you can get away with it, right? QAQ

Originally, he should have continued to work overtime in the next world, but these two jobs were a bit tiring, so he decided to return to the system space to enjoy a short break.

As soon as he entered the bright white main hall, he heard his colleagues chatting in groups of three or four.

A veteran colleague, with his nonexistent beer belly, rants, "I asked directly today, what's the point of a 200-point bonus for perfect attendance? Who the hell can have perfect attendance? I already have to reapply my card 40 times a month!"

The people around him were confused: "What? How can you re-issue your card 40 times in 30 days?"

The old man showed a smug smile: "Late in the morning, leaving early in the afternoon, and absent from work in the evening."

People around him: “…”

Chu Qingkong: “…”

He had been exhausted and walked away like a wandering soul, but now he walked back and forced himself into their conversation, blinking and saying, "I can."

Veteran: “?”

A group of people also looked at him.

The white-haired boy tilted his head, his features were delicate and his temperament was soft and lovely.

The next moment, their eyes inadvertently met the crystal pendant around his neck. Engraved on the azure crystal was "A001," a code that any system that had seen the rankings would recognize.

Damn, it’s Rank 1!

Wow, this is the best-selling product! The King of Rolls! The King of Kings!

"Don't look at me like that. I won't be late tomorrow."

Chu Qingkong smiled faintly, hiding his achievements and fame.

Everyone: “…”

I really tie Q.