The Daily Life of a Body Cultivator in the Wilderness

The protagonist crossed over unexpectedly, the system was dumbfounded, and the protagonist was confused. One system exists to survive and live more comfortably, while the other tries to avoid havin...

Chapter 176 Being Challenged One-on-One

Rumor has it that at the zoo, just because the lion next door glanced at the honey badger, the badger dug a hole to challenge the lion to a duel, causing the lion to run around the entire area in a panic.

There's also a rumor that a traveler, while resting, didn't notice a honey badger nearby and accidentally bumped into it. The badger chased the traveler for hundreds of miles and even bit his trouser leg.

If the honey badger couple were to enter the woods, with Ye Zi, Tong Tong, and the whole Black family around, a single glance from them could lead to a one-on-one fight between the honey badgers, which would be troublesome.

Yezi really likes the honey badger's indifferent attitude towards life and death and its "fight if you're not convinced" personality, so she's actually a little reluctant to kill it directly.

The system has no interest in this little animal. Whether it's stupid or not doesn't matter. It can only absorb a limited amount of vital energy. All it needs to do is remind the leaf. How to deal with it is the leaf's business.

Seeing that Ye Zi suddenly stopped talking and was looking in a direction beyond the woods, Tongtong immediately realized that something was coming and asked:

"Has something arrived?"

Ye Zi nodded and said:

“Something is indeed coming, but judging from its gait, it’s not very big, but it’s quite heavy, as if it’s dragging something.”

"Is it prey? Should we drag it to a shady spot before eating it?" Tongtong offered her assessment.

"Possibly. As for the item, it depends on the situation. If there's danger, kill it."

Ye Zi could only say that if she were told directly that Mu Pingtou had arrived with the seriously injured Ping Gongtou without even seeing him, it would be a bit absurd.

"Should I hide in the car?"

Ye Zi smiled and said:

"No need, it's just a stone."

Not long after, the woman with the buzz cut appeared two hundred meters away, dragging her shaved head. Ye Zi pretended to be surprised and said:

"A honey badger? And it's dragging another one along. Do these things eat their own kind?"

Although Tongtong couldn't see what kind of animal it was, she could see that something was approaching. She paused for a moment upon hearing Yezi's words, then said:

"Is that the honey badger they're talking about online? I've never heard of them eating their own kind."

Ye Zi stood up and looked at the honey badger couple. Tong Tong, who was sitting on the ground, saw a pebble suddenly appear in Ye Zi's hand and knew that he was ready.

As they drew closer, the female honey badger spotted Ye Zitong and several water buffalo in the woods. She released her husband and bared her teeth at Ye Zitong in a threatening manner.

Seeing that the leaves were still, the female honey badger dragged her mate further into the woods.

"No wonder he was being dragged along, he was seriously injured."

Tongtong stood up, looked at the two honey badgers from the angle created by her height, and then said:

"He's indeed seriously injured. Should we coexist peacefully? Rescue him? Kill him? Or drive him away?"

"That depends on them, not us."

The female honey badger found a shady spot to put down her mate, then turned around and continued to stare at Ye Zi and the other person, baring her teeth.

Is this a threat to keep us away?

Ye Zi smiled and said:

"Probably, but these two little ones seem to get along really well. Could they be a couple?"

"I don't know if they're a couple, but they definitely have a good relationship. Do you know how to tell if they're male or female?" Tongtong asked back.

Ye Zi shook her head and then sat down.

Tongtong sat down as well. Since the honey badger didn't attack, it must be willing to coexist peacefully. Besides, even if the honey badger did attack, Yezi was there, so she didn't need to worry about it.

Seeing the two sit down, the female honey badger relaxed and then began licking her husband's wound.

This is how animals living in the wild heal their wounds, and Ye Zi is used to it.

After watching for a while, Tongtong suggested:

"Should we save it?"

Ye Zi said helplessly:

"We don't have any medicine either. Do you know anything about traditional Chinese medicine?"

"I don't understand, but we have water. Giving it some water is a way to save it. Whether it lives or dies is up to it."

"OK."

Ye Zi agreed and got up to get a water bag from the car awning. The water bag was already empty, but Ye Zi immediately filled it with water from her storage space after entering the awning.

When I came out again, I found a wooden bowl, which I carved while resting at night. It was also the one I used when I was trying to survive at the beginning.

Later, they found some rough wood, carved a large piece from the leaves, and kept the small bowl without throwing it away. They never expected it would come in handy at this time.

Yezi has a big appetite and eats a lot. She has to refill her bowl several times to eat a meal in a small bowl, so a large bowl is more convenient.

As the leaves approached, the female honey badger immediately went on alert, baring her teeth as if ready to attack at any moment.

Yezi glanced at it, put down the wooden bowl, poured a bowl of water, and then returned to Tongtong's side.

The honey badger certainly recognized what was in front of her. She had dragged her mate all the way without finding a drop of water, and now someone was actually giving her one.

She stared at the leaves for a while, then lowered her head to drink water. After a few sips, she bit the rim of the bowl and brought it to her husband.

The male honey badger was unconscious; otherwise, it wouldn't have been so well-behaved.

Ye Zi reluctantly got up and approached, carrying her water bag. The female honey badger immediately bared her teeth in alertness.

Ye Zi ignored it and grabbed the male honey badger to pour water into it. At that moment, the female honey badger bit Ye Zi's calf and pulled her back with all her might.

Female honey badgers are small in size and have small mouths, so they bite the leaves.

With a ripping sound, a piece of Ye Zi's trouser leg was torn off.

Ye Zi frowned, glanced back at the honey badger that was biting a section of its trouser leg and desperately pulling it back, then turned around and squeezed the male honey badger's mouth to pour water into it.

The female honey badger understood what the leaf was doing, so she reduced the force of pulling it back, gradually stopped pulling, and finally even opened her mouth to watch the leaf pour water in.

The male honey badger drank a few sips of water, then couldn't drink any more. Yezi put it down, refilled the wooden bowl, and then got up and left.

Back in her own spot, Tongtong held a piece of meat from the last wildebeest she had killed the night before and gestured for Yezi to feed it.

Yezi put down the water bag, took the wildebeest meat, walked over to the honey badger, and put the meat down.

At that moment, the male honey badger opened his eyes, saw the leaves, immediately bared his teeth, and struggled to get up and fight one-on-one.

Ye Zi glanced at it speechlessly, then turned back to Tong Tong's side and complained:

"This thing is ungrateful. I just rescued it and gave it food, and it actually wants to fight me."

Tongtong joked:

"A man known as the King of One-on-One Battles in the Wilderness has kicked a brown bear, punched a great white shark, and recently dealt with a pride of lions. Now he's being challenged one-on-one."

"No wonder this thing doesn't know what's good for it. Do you think it can take on a man like me one-on-one?"

"You're not even as old as me," Tongtong said irritably.

"A woman gets old at eighteen, and besides, in what way are you older than me?"

Tongtong immediately retorted:

"You only say the second half of the sentence, why don't you say the first half? A man is a boy until he dies."

"You're just a teenager, while I'm at least eighteen. Aren't I older than you?"

Ye Zi stroked her chin and said:

"Yes, what this lady said makes sense."

"Who's the eldest sister now?"

"You, I'm just a teenager, you're at least eighteen, you're an adult, why don't you call me 'elder sister'?"

Unless you admit that a man like me is someone it can't take on one-on-one.

Tongtong thought for a moment and said:

"Fine, I admit that a man like you is not someone it can take on one-on-one."