Stranded on a deserted island with my beautiful boss, who used to make me kneel to do my daily work, now I want you kneeling before me, serving me...
...The group was overjoyed to see the herd of wild boars, but figuring out how to catch them became a problem.
Lin Xubo looked at me and gestured with his lip: "You go!"
None of my colleagues said a word; they all turned to look at me.
We were carrying torches and dared not get too close. It was pitch black, and for me to go in empty-handed would be suicide.
Lin Xubo really didn't have any good intentions.
Everyone says you are benevolent, and I am righteous.
Since these people all think I'm a fool, then let's "live and die together!"
Without saying a word, I reached behind me, grabbed a large rock, and threw it at the herd of wild boars.
The wild boar herd had already begun to sleep, but was thrown into chaos by the sudden rock.
They spurred their hooves and dashed off in all directions.
Dust suddenly rose in the woods, making me cough repeatedly.
Lin Xubo yelled at me, "Zhao Sihai, if you don't want to live, you can't drag us all down with you!"
After finishing brushing, he grabbed the torch and turned to run, but he only ran a few steps before falling onto the beach.
The other male colleagues were about to climb the tree when they seemed to remember the snakes in the woods. They turned pale and didn't know what to do.
I thought the wild boars would scatter like before, but this time they ran into trouble.
After a few seconds of panic, the wild boars spotted us and began to gather around us, baring their fangs.
The leader was a boar covered in black hair, with tusks over half a meter long, resembling a spirit pig named Zhu Ganglie!
Wang Ping was trembling like a leaf, holding a large cleaver in his hand.
The wild boar, its mouth steaming, walked towards us step by step.
"Brother Zhao, what should we do?"
A male colleague stood behind me, clutching my clothes tightly like a woman.
I'm totally overwhelmed right now.
That night when we encountered the wild boar herd, the situation was definitely not like this now!
According to my guess, they should have scattered and fled for their lives. Why did they turn around and seem ready to fight us to the death?
But since we're already here, we might as well give it a try.
No matter how clever these wild boars are, they are still just a bunch of beasts.
Among our colleagues behind us are some PhD graduates.
"You two go to the back, you two go to the side, Wang Ping, stay with me!"
Several people were very scared, but after listening to my instructions, they all moved to the designated positions.
The movement of the people angered the wild boar, which quickly launched an attack.
The lead wild boar twisted its powerful body and charged at me frantically.
I was incredibly nervous, and I was tempted to use the sharp branch in my hand to stab its eyes again, just like I had done before.
But to my surprise, the lead wild boar was even smarter than I had imagined.
Seeing that I had raised the branch, it twisted its body and tried to wedge it with its strong tusks, snapping it in two.
With my only weapon gone, I instinctively backed away.
To my surprise, Wang Ping blocked my path from behind!
That bastard wants me dead!
I tried to shake him off but couldn't, so I started cursing.
"Despicable! Shameless!"
But the wild boar was already right in front of me.
I took a deep breath and with a forceful effort, I threw Wang Ping, who was pulling me from behind, in front of me.
He turned around, jumped out, picked up the torch that Wang Ping had thrown on the ground, and hurled it at the wild boar.
The wild boars behind me suddenly went berserk and pounced on me like madmen, their thick legs like small wooden stakes.
The male colleagues I had called to the sides stood there like idiots, holding their wooden sticks, motionless.
"Damn it, stop standing there watching! Come and help!"
I yelled, and the few people finally came to their senses. They started gesturing with the branches in their hands behind me, but no one dared to step forward to stop them.
I cursed these bastards in my heart, thinking they were useless. I turned around, picked up a large rock from my hand, and threw it at the wild boars.
But the wild boar had thick skin and flesh, and when it was hit by a stone, it didn't react at all; instead, it became even more frenzied.
At this moment, Wang Ping had already gotten up from the ground, holding a gleaming cleaver in his hand, but he retreated step by step.
I cursed loudly and reached out to snatch the kitchen knife from his hand.
He picked up another stone and threw it at the wild boar again.
The wild boar had learned its lesson after being hit earlier. As soon as it saw me pick up the stone, it grinned and took two steps back.
This gave me a chance to catch my breath, while several male colleagues next to me thrust their sharp sticks at the wild boar.
These men were so terrified they had lost all sense of rhythm, and their strength was less than that of a woman.
Throwing the stick at the wild boar was like tickling it; the boar was completely unharmed.
I was panting heavily, trying to see in all directions, but there wasn't a single place to hide behind me.
Wang Ping was sprawled on the ground, howling and grimacing, his crotch completely soaked.
This kid actually peed his pants from fear!
I frowned and took a few steps back, only to bump into a tree from behind.
Seeing that the wild boars were about to rush over and trample Wang Ping, I couldn't bear it. I roared and smashed another tree branch I had picked up down hard on the head of one of the wild boars.
The wild boar howled when I hit it, and the wild boars behind me grunted and lowered their heads.
Seeing that he was about to pounce on me, I knew in my heart that it was too late to pull Wang Ping away.
This grandson is probably going to die peacefully in his bed today!
At that moment, a male colleague suddenly had a flash of inspiration. He picked up a very large rock from somewhere and hurled it at me and Wang Ping.
I quickly dodged to the side, but the wild boar didn't see the stone coming from behind at all. It was hit on the head by the stone, howled, lost its balance, and knelt on its front legs.
Taking advantage of the opportunity, I quickly swung the large cleaver in my hand at the pig's head.
The cleaver landed firmly on the pig's snout; its sharp blade actually chopped off half of the pig's head.
The lead wild boar howled and rolled on the ground, its blood splattering everywhere.
Another male colleague then got clever and stabbed the pig's head hard with the tree branch in his hand.
Distracted by the pain, the wild boar was caught off guard and pinned to the ground.
The wild boars behind them, seeing this scene, began to howl and roar, becoming increasingly ferocious.
"Quickly pick up stones and chase them away!"
I yelled, and the men behind me, seeing that they had succeeded in capturing the wild boar, immediately rallied and picked up stones from under the tree, throwing them at the boars.
Those wild boars didn't seem to have given up and were trying to pounce on them.
Unexpectedly, at that moment, a series of deafening wolf howls came from behind the woods.
The wild boar was taken aback, but then stopped pursuing the matter and turned around and ran away.
The wild boar on the ground was still howling and struggling to get up.
How could we let a cooked duck escape?
I picked up another stone from the ground and smashed it hard against the pig's head. The wild boar struggled a few more times, and half of its head was smashed open, finally calming down.
At that moment, the howling of wolves behind us began to gradually approach...