In our long-standing and historically rich land of China, many professions have their own rules and taboos. This is especially true for ancient and mysterious crafts.
For instance, when engag...
The big yellow dog was even happier to see this, and it waddled off to play, carrying the two little paper figures on its back.
He really does look like an old father taking his child out.
In short, the big yellow dog treated the two paper figures much more kindly than he treated Zhao Youliang; the difference was simply incomparable.
Even more miraculously, when the big yellow dog carried the two small paper figures past the paper-making shop, the paper figures and the two strange puppets inside did not react at all.
It was as if I didn't recognize them... or rather, I didn't recognize the two little paper figures.
The next morning, Zhao Youliang, who had been hungover all night, finally woke up.
"Oh dear, my head hurts. I'll try to drink less in the future!"
As he said the same things all drunkards say, Zhao Youliang got dressed and got out of bed.
After opening for business according to the rules, I went to the side room in the backyard to offer incense to the deities.
Strangely, none of the spirits responded to him today, not even the usually talkative Xie Tangxian.
Zhao Youliang had no idea that the immortals had fought all night to protect him, and were now all asleep and recuperating.
With no one to talk to, Zhao Youliang became even more bored.
They jogged back and forth in front of the paper-making shop, chanting slogans as they swayed back and forth.
"Holding in a fart will damage your heart, but forcing one when you don't is good exercise!"
"One two one, one two one..."
Before Zhao Youliang could run around a few times, he saw the big yellow dog slowly walking back from outside.
Zhao Youliang quickly stopped and bowed and scraped to the big yellow dog.
"Good morning, Dog Bro! You're back from your lewd ways?"
"Brother Dog, you're eating...wait a minute, Brother Dog, what are you carrying on your back? Your son?!"
"What did you do? How come two paper figures have appeared?!"
As he spoke, Zhao Youliang curiously moved closer, squatted down, and wanted to observe him up close.
After all, such a miraculous cross-species performance is a once-in-a-millennium event.
However, this fellow was ultimately careless, ultimately overlooking the big yellow dog's ferocity and deep affection for its young.
Before Zhao Youliang could even touch the paper figure with his finger, the big yellow dog barked and knocked him to the ground.
Then he unleashed a flurry of punches on his big face.
After being brutally beaten, Zhao Youliang regretted his actions and hurriedly begged for mercy.
"Ouch, Dog Bro, I'm sorry, please stop hitting me, it hurts!"
"I will never touch your son again!!"
Just as Zhao Youliang was desperately trying to protect his handsome face, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his groin.
He hurriedly peeked through his fingers and was shocked to find two small paper figures kicking his weighted pendant hard.
He kept kicking while giggling.
"Oh my god, no way?!"
Zhao Youliang quickly squeezed his legs together to avoid the continuous blows from his heavy weight.
Although he already knew he was destined to be a childless offspring, theoretically speaking, the Thousand-Pound Pendant was indeed useless.
But what if!
What if one day I really do manage to defy fate, but my precious weight has been broken? Wouldn't that be incredibly embarrassing...?
The brutal beating lasted for a full fifteen minutes before it stopped.
Because the big yellow dog's physical limit is only 15 minutes.
Satisfied, it didn't even glance at Zhao Youliang, who was lying on the ground groaning, and carried the two little paper figures back to its doghouse to sleep.
The two little paper figures were quite mischievous. After making a face at Zhao Youliang, they kept bowing to the big yellow dog.
"Master Huang is so mighty, he beat Quantum until he cried loudly!"
Seeing this, Zhao Youliang, who was terrified of being beaten, took a long time to calm down before uttering a single word: "Damn it!"
Not to mention that from now on, Zhao Youliang will have two more little things among the "people" he can't afford to offend, on the other side, in Wanlong Mountain, the ancestral home of the Chang family.
The head of the Chang family, dressed in pristine white, was waiting at the door with a large, honest-looking man wearing a black pot on his head, clearly preparing to welcome distinguished guests.
This long snake was the one known as Master Chang, the one who secretly gave Zhao Youliang a scale.
A moment later, an old man floated slowly by, as if he had no weight.
The amazing thing is that this weightless old man is not a ghost.
Upon seeing the old man, the Chang brothers immediately went to greet him.
Chang Huaiyuan smiled and said, "Master Liu, it's been a long time. How have you been?"
The old man, known as Master Liu, also had a big smile on his face.
"Before you, Dragon Lord, this old man dares not presume to call himself a Grandmaster."
"Dragon Lord, you can still call me Old Liu or Manager Liu, just like before!"
After greeting Chang Huaiyuan, Master Liu then addressed the giant snake.
"Eighth Master, it's been quite a while. I hope you're doing well."
"It's great, it's great!"
The honest and simple-minded big worm nodded repeatedly upon hearing this: "Manager Liu, your little Meina is quite nice too, isn't she?"
"It's been over twenty years since I last saw her; she's grown into a young woman..."
Amid a chorus of reflections on the passing years, Chang Huaiyuan led the elderly into Wanlong Mountain.
The honest and simple-minded Uncle Chang followed behind, swaying slightly.
A sumptuous banquet has been prepared in the reception hall of Wanlong Mountain.
The Chang brothers and the elderly man took their seats as host and guest, respectively.
As for Master Chang, because he refused to transform into human form, he could only jump onto the chair and curl up into a ball.
It stood up from the middle of its body, neck and head, and kept grinning foolishly at the old man.
Chang Huaiyuan first looked at his silly brother with affection, then raised his glass to the old man in invitation.
"Mr. Liu, how about the three of us toast my husband together for the first time?"
Upon hearing the word "sir," the elderly man surnamed Liu immediately straightened his posture and became solemn.
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