The Dead Burn Incense, Puppets Sit in the Hall

In our long-standing and historically rich land of China, many professions have their own rules and taboos. This is especially true for ancient and mysterious crafts.

For instance, when engag...

Chapter 235 The Ridiculous Ghost Cart

Just as Zhao Youliang was stunned, another black iron chain flew out of the Yinling Cart and headed straight for Chang Jie, who was standing on top of him.

"Oh no, I'm going to get arrested."

Although Chang Jie reacted in time, he was too slow and was about to be caught in the chains.

Zhao Youliang was shocked and, disregarding his own safety, immediately reached out to block.

Fortunately, the kid was cautious and had covered his clothes with talismans he had drawn himself.

With a muffled thud, Zhao Youliang screamed and staggered backward.

The iron chain circled around and then came back, continuing to loop around Chang Jie.

Chang Jie, who was usually quiet and unresponsive, finally got anxious. He spat out the cigarette butt from his mouth with a "pfft," and then his cross-eyed eyes widened.

"I'll fight you to the death! I'll glare at you with all my might!"

Two beams of light shot out from Chang Jie's eyes, converging a few centimeters in front of him, just in time to meet the oncoming iron chains.

After what sounded like welding, the iron chain trembled and retracted.

At the same time, Chang Jie's eyes were also filled with tears, and he became even more weak and powerless.

“Quantum, he’s afraid of my eyes.”

"If I had known, I wouldn't have used the laser eye technique the young general taught me. I would have used the skill the teacher taught me to stare him to death."

At this moment, Zhao Youliang was in no mood to talk. He immediately grabbed Chang Jie and ran towards the paper-making shop.

He wanted to go back, retrieve the small wooden knife, and then fight the Yin Spirit Cart to the death.

After all, apart from the small wooden knife, Zhao Youliang couldn't think of any other way to deal with this evil thing for the time being.

Just as Zhao Youliang turned around, more chains flew out of the Yin Spirit Cart, like countless tentacles, and wrapped around Zhao Youliang together.

Sensing something amiss behind him, Zhao Youliang quickly threw Chang Jie out of his arms and rolled away to avoid the danger.

Unfortunately, it was still impossible to avoid, and I felt my left ankle being tightly bound by an iron chain.

At this critical moment, the big yellow dog finally arrived, pounced on the chain, and tried to save Zhao Youliang.

The lackeys lined up in two rows, gripping the chains tightly as if in a tug-of-war, while chanting slogans.

"Heave-ho, heave-ho, pulling up the radish, heave-ho, heave-ho, can't pull it up..."

Thanks to the delays caused by the big yellow dog and his little lackeys, the slow-moving Chang Jie finally flew over.

One of his eyes flashed white light, and the other flashed black light; these were the annihilation and nothingness that his teacher had taught him.

Although Chang Jie hadn't actually learned it, the aura he exuded was already quite astonishing.

If Chang Jie was like a maggot before, then he is now like a... maggot-shaped great judge.

Seeing this, the iron chain was indeed frightened. Before Chang Jie could even gleam in his eyes, it shrunk back with a whoosh.

Then the ghost chariot started and disappeared from everyone's sight in the blink of an eye.

Seeing this, Zhao Youliang, who had survived the ordeal, finally breathed a long sigh of relief.

"Holy crap, did I almost die just now?!"

Chang Jie answered Zhao Youliang's question, but the key point is that the big yellow dog can't talk.

Although the lackeys are talkative, they often speak as they please.

“Quantum, you didn’t just almost die, you’re on the verge of death.”

"That beat-up car just now snatched away a piece of your soul."

After saying that, Chang Jie appeared quite angry and began muttering to himself in the direction where the ghostly chariot had disappeared.

“I’m not afraid of you pulling me. I’m going to Wanlong Mountain to find my dad.”

"My dad has a big tail, which he uses to whip the beat-up little car so loudly it makes a racket."

At this moment, Zhao Youliang was in no mood to listen to Chang Jie's rhyme and quickly closed his eyes to feel himself.

He was immediately startled: "Oh my god, my Sparrow Spirit is gone!!"

"We were destined to have no offspring to begin with, and now we're even more like eunuchs?!"

Zhao Youliang's statement is based on a theoretical basis: the Sparrow Yin Soul is the sixth soul of a person, and its function is to restore a person's sexual abilities, which applies to both men and women.

"From then on, the emperor no longer held morning court" means that the spirit was overused or had poor recovery ability.

Just as Zhao Youliang was filled with grief, Liao Zhiyuan finally ran over, panting.

"Quantum Bro, are you alright...? You've lost your dignity?!"

The main road was not a place to talk, so the two men, the dog, and the egg hurriedly ran back into the hall.

After Zhao Youliang recounted what had happened, all the immortals looked at him with pity.

After all, having no offspring is one thing, but being a eunuch is another... and it's a rather serious matter.

After an awkward silence, Huang Yu spoke first, his face flushed.

"Quantum, what do you plan to do?"

"If all else fails, we'll fight the ghost cart to the death. We can't let you end up like this..."

Huang Yu didn't have the heart to say the rest, but everyone understood what he meant.

Unlike Huang Yu, the grasshopper spirit opposed taking risks, after all, the Yin Spirit Chariot was just too eerie.

“Quantum, quantum, I’m not just making sarcastic remarks, but if someone else’s Sparrow Yin Soul were to be lost, that would be a really big deal.”

"As for you... cough cough, just bear with it, it'll pass anyway, you won't need it, right?"

"It's really not worth risking your life for such a trivial matter."

Zhao Youliang: "......"

"Old Immortal, aren't you going a bit too far with what you're saying?"

"Not needing it and not having it are two completely different things, okay..."

Just as the two were chatting, Zhao Youliang suddenly felt cold and then let out a scream and fainted.

Because she fainted so suddenly, she almost hit the big yellow dog next to her.

Fortunately, the big yellow dog reacted quickly and dodged in time, so Zhao Youliang "just happened" to bump into the corner of the table and suffer a head injury.

Seeing this, the immortals looked at each other in bewilderment once again: What's wrong with Quantum this time?

Logically speaking, with his level of cultivation, even if he lost the Sparrow Yin Soul, he wouldn't faint, at least not in the short term.

After helping Zhao Youliang up and putting him to bed, Liao Zhiyuan took out his magic artifacts to perform divination.

Deducing the whereabouts of Zhao Youliang's Sparrow Soul.

A moment later, the direct descendant of the new Bazi School looked completely astonished.

"The soul of Quantum Brother has actually disappeared in the southwest."

"Isn't that the location of the ancient tomb?!"

"What?! The Yin Spirit Cart drove in?" Xiong Ba was also extremely surprised after hearing this.

"Wouldn't it be even more difficult for us to go and rescue them?!"

The one who answered Xiong Ba was not Liao Zhiyuan, but Xiao Jiaozi who rushed in from outside.

The little one still wore a red bib and had her hair sticking up in a ponytail. She was also carrying a basket filled with all sorts of rare herbs.

It's clear that during the time he disappeared, he went into the mountains to find treasures for Zhao Youliang.

Because he ran so fast, the little guy's already rosy cheeks turned even redder, like apples.

"Quantum Bro, Huang Yu Bro, guess what I saw when I came back?"

"Hey, why is Quantum Bro going to bed so early today?!"

After telling Xiaojiaozi what had happened, Xiaojiaozi was horrified.

"Brother Liao, Brother Quantum's Sparrow Yin Soul didn't disappear. Instead, it was driven into the tomb by the Yin Spirit Chariot along with other ghosts!"

"The ghost carriage didn't go inside; it went somewhere else!"