In our long-standing and historically rich land of China, many professions have their own rules and taboos. This is especially true for ancient and mysterious crafts.
For instance, when engag...
The moment their souls returned to their bodies, Zhao Youliang and Liao Zhiyuan immediately felt a sharp pain in their mouths.
He quickly spat out the three incense sticks that were almost extinguished from his mouth.
Then, looking at the large blisters on each other's lips, they were utterly speechless with frustration.
It's swollen like this, it looks like it won't get better anytime soon.
Seeing that they had woken up, the madman and the prisoners rushed forward to ask them questions.
"Quantum, are you all alright? Did you finish what you were doing?"
After the prisoner finished speaking, the quick-tongued grasshopper spirit immediately followed up with its own words.
"You don't know about quantum mechanics, we just watched the incense go out."
"The Mad Ghost even wants to travel to the underworld to find you!"
"Oh my god, that was so close!!"
After hearing the grasshopper spirit's words, Zhao Youliang admired the prisoner's loyalty and righteousness even more.
"Big brother, thank you!"
The mad prisoner remained calm and nonchalant, casually waving his hand.
"I didn't do anything, I'm just glad you're all alright."
......
He recounted the information he had gathered through his spiritual journey, and all the spirits listened with solemn expressions.
After all, this time their sect is facing a ghost immortal, which is an immortal!
You should know that as long as something has the word "immortal" in its name, not counting self-proclaimed immortals, there's no one easy to deal with.
This is especially true for Zhao Youliang's small gang.
The grasshopper spirit was clearly panicked: "Quantum...quantum, what do we do?"
"If all else fails, let's just carry the coffin and move! Let's move next to Young Master Chang Jie's house!"
"At that time, let alone a mere ghost immortal, even if an earth immortal came, they would be beaten to a pulp by Chang Jie's eight elders!"
The "eight elders" mentioned by the grasshopper spirit refer to the eight brothers, including Chang Jie's father.
Among them, Master Chang is the youngest, and he has seven older brothers, with Northern Blood Dragon being the eldest.
The name is taken from eight characters in an ancient poem: "The ancient road is immersed in the distance, and the clear sky connects the city with its beauty."
Therefore, Chang Jie's father was named Chang Huaiyun...
The grasshopper spirit's suggestion was impossible to implement, so nobody paid any attention to him.
In the end, it was the mad prisoner's words that set the tone for the whole affair.
"We'll meet force with force and water with earth; at worst, we'll die in battle, but we have no fear!"
After speaking, he transformed into a wisp of black smoke and returned to the memorial tablet to cultivate.
Clearly, they are racing against time to improve themselves, ready for a major battle at any moment.
If the madman and the prisoner are like this, then the other immortals will naturally follow suit.
For a moment, the entire place felt like a storm was brewing.
Just after the immortals returned to their respective places, Li Mao walked in with a shifty look on his face.
Upon seeing Zhao Youliang and his companion with their mouths full of blisters, they were taken aback: "What the hell! What are you two doing?"
"The design is quite unique!"
Seeing Li Mao's gloating expression, Zhao Youliang replied irritably.
"What do you know? Xiao Liao and I are practicing our martial arts, practicing how to make our words become law!"
"Once I master this ultimate domineering style, whatever I say goes!"
Li Mao was stunned upon hearing this: "Is...is that so?"
"I'm not very well-educated, don't try to fool me!"
Upon hearing this, Zhao Youliang feigned indifference and did not reply.
Liao Zhiyuan then cheekily chimed in, "Brother Li Mao, what Brother Quantum said is true."
"Moreover, this kind of skill is easy to learn. You just need to burn your mouth with the tip of an incense stick every day, just like we do."
"After eighty-one days of scalding, the skill will be complete!"
"Huh?!" After hearing Liao Zhiyuan's words, Li Mao became even more skeptical.
After thinking for a moment, he hesitated before speaking: "Xiao Liao, I was just asking, just casually: once you've mastered the 'words become law' technique, what you say really becomes the truth?"
"And if it were that easy to learn, why didn't you two start learning sooner?"
How could Liao Zhiyuan, so clever, be stumped by Li Mao's questions?
With a quick dart of his eyes, he blurted out, "Brother Li Mao, you don't know, although kung fu is easy to learn, the incense it requires is special and hard to find!"
"See our clothes? We risked crossing the shadows just now to steal this kind of fragrance!"
"Oh? I see..."
Looking at the few small incense sticks on the offering table, Li Mao hesitated.
A moment later, when no one was paying attention, he couldn't resist secretly taking one of the bundles and quietly stuffing it into his pocket.
Before that, Li Mao asked guiltily.
"Xiao Liao, you and Quantum need this much for your training, right?"
"What I mean is, if there's a little less, it won't affect you, right?"
Seeing his prey take the bait, Liao Zhiyuan's smile grew even more wicked: "Don't worry, Brother Li Mao, it won't affect anything, there's enough for us!"
......
After a brief incident, it was just past 10 p.m. when Zhao Youliang and the other two arrived at the barbecue restaurant to help out.
Actually, Li Mao came here on Yingchun's behalf to come and take a look.
It wasn't that Zhao Youliang absolutely had to go and do the work, but the beautiful widow was a little worried because he suddenly stopped coming.
They were worried that Zhao Youliang might get sick or that something else might happen to him.
On the way to the barbecue restaurant, Liao Zhiyuan spoke up with concern.
"Quantum Bro, is it alright for us to show up so openly?"
"If that ghost baby sees you, will it continue to harm others and frame you? Or will it directly manifest itself and wreak havoc?"
"These ghost immortals who secretly reincarnate can be quite reckless once they go mad."
"Because he has no way out; if he is caught and taken back, he will die."
What Liao Zhiyuan thought of, Zhao Youliang naturally thought of as well.
She showed him the small wooden knife she had tucked in her pocket before speaking softly.
"I just want to lure him out so I can avenge Brother Zhou!"
"Even if it costs us our kidneys, we have to kill him!"
"Anyway, my kidneys are just for show; they're destined to be useless!"
Seeing Zhao Youliang's imposing and awe-inspiring demeanor, Liao Zhiyuan was speechless for a moment.
The barbecue restaurant was still very lively. Everyone was stunned when they saw Zhao Youliang and Liao Zhiyuan with blisters all over their mouths, and then burst into laughter.
"Oh my goodness, what happened to you two brothers?"
"What's wrong? Are you fighting over hot pot at home? If there's not enough hot pot, are you going to eat charcoal instead?!"
"Good heavens, it's so hot, it's as hot as Pigsy's!"
Faced with everyone's good-natured teasing, Zhao Youliang and Liao Zhiyuan could only smile helplessly.
Sister Yingchun, who felt sorry for Zhao Youliang, glared at everyone before walking up to him and examining him closely. She then asked him with concern.
"Quantum, what's wrong with you? You didn't actually eat hot pot at home, did you?"
Zhao Youliang: "......"
"Don't worry, sis, I'm fine."
"I smoked a cigarette, then fell asleep and burned my mouth."
"Xiao Liao too."
Upon hearing this, Liao Zhiyuan quickly nodded repeatedly, indicating that this was indeed the case.
Yingchun's sister-in-law wasn't stupid, but seeing that Zhao Youliang didn't say anything, she didn't press him for details.
He simply put aside what he was doing and went to a nearby pharmacy to buy burn ointment for the two of them.
At the same time, he muttered a complaint under his breath: "How old are you? Don't you know how to be careful..."